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Hi, I'm Shimazu (No relation with that stupid civilization in southern Japan)and I like editing Uncyclopedia very much. I hope that I can become a member of the Uncyclopedia army but I don't know how. I had a account on Wikipedia (Mastukagan00b)and I was banned after they found out that i am a sock puppet. I've vandalized 2 wikipedia articles after logging out, but i was blocked AGAIN! i disagree with the UNATO because it is Anticommunist!!!!!!!!

Long live the Communist Party of China!

My recent subpages (box below abandoned)

AAAA! Cant believe it again! - N0 CABAL! - User box


I'm Chinese and is a pro-Communist.

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Domokunyellownbackground This user has been eaten by a grue. Please come again.
Gefahrensymbol F This user enjoys indiscriminate pillaging.
US flag This user is has killed dozens of American GI's and wants you asshats out of his country.
For those without comedic tastes, the so-called experts at Wikipedia have an article very remotely related to Shimazu.
bu-0 This user does not speak Bullet and may result in injury if does so.
en-1 This user is able to contribute with a basic level of English.
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BOOM! This user likes to as-plode! BOOM!
Bad ass simle face mini This user is a bad ass, so treat him wih respect.
Walmartchinaflag This user is Chinese and is proud of his country made of red blood of sacrificed communists. 中华人民共和国
This user is an Assault Soldier and is pWn1ng n00bs with his quarter gun.
Red Europe This user supports the Union of European Soviet Republics.

(Otherwise known as the EC)

This user is a member of the Uncyclopedian Army.
And is pwning vandals for our nation!
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GAH. This user is running into problems with their page. Please hold onto your pants.
中共 This user supports the Communist Party of China, but only because because it's our last chance for global communist domination.
of course for the {{User CCP}}, because i'm Chinese
N00B stuff
WikiBattle | What battles? | This page blanked | Rebel against china | Republican party of China | Wikia pwned | 1937-1945 war that almost killed my country | You get pwned here and dont have any AAAAAAAAA! | SocialWiki

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I like eating pizza but this is NOT the kind.




PRC troops attacking enemy


The great wall of China!


My favorite animal--Elephants!


Be prepared: Do your best for communism! 准备着:为共产主义事业而奋斗!

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