User:Shedtroll

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Shedtroll, AKA The king of Wierd, that weird Scottish kid, and Shedtroll 'GERROAF MYE LAAAND' Nightwish is a uncyclopedia user. Nobody knows ''why'' he uses uncyclopedia, but at least it's better than trolling Wikipedia isn't it?
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Shedtroll. No other word strikes so much mystery, confusion and bemusement to so many people. Nobody knows what he is, where he is, or even if he exists. All we know is he's not the [[stig]]...or is he?
   
====History====
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==Known History==
   
Shedtroll's history is vauge, '''VERY''' vauge in fact. But one thing that is known about him is that he origonates from somewhere in the south of [[Scotland]]. The first record of a 'troll that lives in your shed' was in the year 6776BC where he is depicted with long hair on the walls of an abandoned Budhist monestry in Afghanistan.
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The first record of shedtroll has been dated to the year 7000BC. It is a simple cave painting depicting a figure (it is unknown what sex, very unusual for the time) in the center of a circle within a square, house shaped box.
   
====How to get shedtroll====
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There has been many legends of the 'Hertmit of the Web' around the internet. This legend has been around since the internet began and has been described as the world's oldest 'meme'. The image of the geek living on the internet has been described as 'regularly imaged, never named'. This is what the shed troll is thought to be.
 
Simple: Just shout 'SHEDTROLL GET YER ARSE OVER HERE' and he will come. Or you can just name the members of the 1976 West Indies Cricket team in reverse order and he ''may'' come.
 
 
====Facts about shedtroll====
 
 
*Shedtroll's full name is Sir Shedtrollius David Andrew Gerald Jillian Elliot GERROAF MYE LAAAND Stewart Boadicea Nansse Straighton Nightwish McShee.
 
*Nobody really knows what age, sex or race shedtroll is, so everyone just assumes he is a guy.
 
*Shedtroll can speak the stig's launguage.
 
*Shedtroll knows how to fly using noodles
 
*Shedtroll is 'Bush hid the truth' backwards.
 
*Shedtroll knows who you are.
 
*Shedtroll is not a meme.
 
*Shedtroll is geneticly a cross between David Bowie, Boris Johnstone and Danael Radcliffe.
 
====Now lets see if he can write this....WHILST BEING ELECTRICUTED!====
 
 
Shedtroll first discovered uncyclopedia when {{expletive}} he was surfing digg, on discovering that there was a wiki {{expletive}} that he can spew his mad mind on, he quickly joined. He first wrote something {{expletive}} on monkies (that was deleted) but continued on. He took a break, {{expletive}} but now he is back with more madness than before.
 
 
One thing shedtroll can do is type on talking {{expletive}} utter {{expletive}} over and over for hours and hours. It's kinda a talent than shedtroll {{expletive}} developed at high school. Quite honestly Shedtroll {{expletive}} hated high school, who didn't? So he retreated here to {{expletive}} spew his brains like a nutter should. Oh how bored am I! I'm {{expletive}} talking about someone in the 3rd person, And that {{expletive}} person is me! WTF! I should {{expletive}} stop now.
 
 
====Things shedtroll likes====
 
 
*Shovels
 
*Badgers
 
*Welsh rarebit
 
*Those eddible ball bearing things
 
*Jelly babies
 
*Uncyclopedia
 
*Mudkips
 
*Two Mudkips
 
*Three Mudkips
 
*Four....Look, I generally like [[mudkips]]
 

Latest revision as of 23:52, January 3, 2009

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Shedtroll. No other word strikes so much mystery, confusion and bemusement to so many people. Nobody knows what he is, where he is, or even if he exists. All we know is he's not the stig...or is he?

edit Known History

The first record of shedtroll has been dated to the year 7000BC. It is a simple cave painting depicting a figure (it is unknown what sex, very unusual for the time) in the center of a circle within a square, house shaped box.

There has been many legends of the 'Hertmit of the Web' around the internet. This legend has been around since the internet began and has been described as the world's oldest 'meme'. The image of the geek living on the internet has been described as 'regularly imaged, never named'. This is what the shed troll is thought to be.

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