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This user likes goats.
Kid1 This user seriously needs to calm down.
Cat03 This user is owned by one or more cats.
Ned Flanders This user says "Hi-didly-o neighbourino" to you.

Bigbroeye Big Brother is watching this user...and YOU!
Llama Rocking Chair This user likes llamas, and rides them on a daily basis.
teen This user is a teenager and so hangs around bus stops in large intimidating groups and beats up old ladies for drug money. Probably.
Barr Irn-Bru 6 X 330 Ml Pack This user is fae Bonnie Scotland
This user gots a shuvel. Yes {{{1}}} does.

This user is reading your thoughts!

NVover9000 This user is Over 9000.

Lotus This user is a reincarnation of Oscar Wilde.
9000 This user is 9000 years old. Woop-ti-doo.

Shedtroll. No other word strikes so much mystery, confusion and bemusement to so many people. Nobody knows what he is, where he is, or even if he exists. All we know is he's not the stig...or is he?

edit Known History

The first record of shedtroll has been dated to the year 7000BC. It is a simple cave painting depicting a figure (it is unknown what sex, very unusual for the time) in the center of a circle within a square, house shaped box.

There has been many legends of the 'Hertmit of the Web' around the internet. This legend has been around since the internet began and has been described as the world's oldest 'meme'. The image of the geek living on the internet has been described as 'regularly imaged, never named'. This is what the shed troll is thought to be.

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