User:Shaun Caley
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“I wish I was awesome enough to have my own wiki page”
“ur argument bout being awesome is crap!!!”
“Clearly not, your crap!!!”
“This is complete proof, if anything it proves you're way more awesome than they are”
“In Soviet Russia, Awesome is Shaun Caley!”
| Shaun Caley | |
|---|---|
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| Scientific classification | |
| Kingdom | United |
| Phylum | Chordata |
| Class | Mammal |
| Order | Smurf |
| Family | Some |
| Genus | Homo Sapiens |
| Species | vulgaris |
| Binomial name | |
| Homo vulgaris Crocker, 1984 | |
| Specifications | |
| Primary armament | Giant Robots |
| Secondary armament | Gummy Berry Juice |
| Power supply | Idiocy |
| Health | 10 |
| Mana | 8 |
| Strength | 9 |
| Intelligence | -∞ |
| Weight | Where you going? |
| Length | 200 px |
| Special attack | Pew Pew lazers |
| Conservation status | |
| Rare | |
Contents |
edit Definition
awe⋅some /ˈɔsəm/ Show Spelled Pronunciation [aw-suhm]
Adjective
- 1. inspiring awe: an awesome sight.
- 2. showing or characterized by awe.
- 3. Shaun Caley.
- 4. Slang. very impressive.
-Use awesome in a Sentence: That blue guy is totally awesome.
Awesome - Well thats Shaun Caley all over. In fact the word Awesome was created soley to describe this one being, and this one being only! All hail to the king of awesome.
edit Contributions to Society
He was born, he walks, he breathes. He is awesome. One time he put the toilet seat down. Nuff said.
edit Dietry Habbits
He can eat crayons and shit master pieces... hes just that awesome! Also like many other Urban manimals and Smurfs he is adept at making inedible food dishes to anyone else except himmself. Also known to consume stationary, shampoo and other cleaning products, smaller animals but his choice of eating is your mum.
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