User:Sharkbait1986

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Sharkbait1986 is a pseudonym attributed currently to a real, breathing person who has no life.

edit Origin

Sharkbait1986 first adopted the nickname sharkbait when his college friends addicted him to the "Halo" videogames. In his first engagements in system link play, when he was still known as "Default", he was repeatedly and relentlessly slaughtered by his more experienced and knowledgeable friends. In the following series of nocturnal engagements, he adopted the screen name "Bait" and his now signature emblem of a red bulleye superimposed over a diagonal quadrant orange and grey background. Over time, Bait changed his name to sharkbait, which was simplified in April of 2006 to "shRkb8". Around the same time, shRkb8, an avid web surfer, got bored and decided to get AOL Triton. The screenname Sharkbait was already in use, as were several iterations of it (sharkbait01, sharkbait02, Sharkbait86, shRkb8,...). Desiring to create an easy to remember username, Sharkbait added 1986 to his Halo name, because in 1986, He witnessed the release of two humpback whales into San Francisco bay that were immediately abducted by a green, levitating spaceship which then disappeared.


edit Online Activity

Sharkbait1986 currently invests in the Spock Market and often contributes to chats on the Spock Market, Mythbusters, Uncyclopedia, Facebook, the Spock Market, Myspace, Centerplace.org, and the Spock Market.

edit Spock Market

Sharkbait1986 first logged on to the Spock Market during a Saturday in the middle of April, 2006. Sharkbait decided the next day to create a second name with the nickname nx03, but this name soon changed to USS_Atlantis, after the sister ship of the NX-01 Enterprise and NX-02 Columbia. Unfortunately, the next day, the first part of the original series Star Trek episode "The Menagerie" aired, and the sudden appearance of an emotional Spock, tacky, old-fashioned uniforms, and a woman in an authority position caused investors to panic and the Spock Market crashed in an event now known as Black Monday. In the aftermath of this event, a period referred to as "The Post-Emo Horror", Sharkbait1986's most used phrase was "KAAAAAHN!", until a fellow chatter corrected his spelling. Sharkbait1986 soon gathered himself and proclaimed himself "Emperor Sharkbait The First of The Terran Empire" and enforced his rule by making USS_Atlantis his flagship and changing it's name to ISS_Atlantis. Mysteriously and even somewhat perplexingly, ISS_Atlantis has been far more successful in the Spock Market than the original counterpart sharkbait1986. Sharkbait1986 is fond of using British and other archaic terms in chats, especially "twit".

edit Alt

Go kiss a duck. Seriously. My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die. Star Trekkin', across the universe, on the Starship Enterprise, under Captain Kirk. Star Trekkin', across the universe, boldly going forward, 'cause we can't find reverse. Lt. Uhura, report! There's Klingons on the starboard bow, starboard bow, starboard bow. There's Klingons on the starboard bow, starboard bow, Jim. Analysis, Mr. Spock! It's life, Jim, but not as we know it, not as we know it, not as we know it. It's life, Jim, but not as we know it, not as we know it, Captain. There's Klingons on the starboard bow, starboard bow, starboard bow. There's Klingons on the starboard bow, starboard bow, Jim. Star Trekkin', across the universe, On the Starship Enterprise, under Captain Kirk. Star Trekkin', across the universe, Boldly going forward, still can't find reverse. Medical update, Doctor McCoy. It's worse than that, he's dead, Jim. Dead, Jim. Dead, Jim. It's worse than that, he's dead, Jim. Dead, Jim, Dead. It's life, Jim, but not as we know it, not as we know it, not as we know it. It's life, Jim, but not as we know it, not as we know it, Captain. There's Klingons on the starboard bow, starboard bow, starboard bow. There's Klingons on the starboard bow, starboard bow, Jim! Starship Captain, James T. Kirk. Ah! We come in peace, shoot to kill, shoot to kill, shoot to kill. We come in peace, shoot to kill, shoot to kill, men. It's worse than that, he's dead, Jim. Dead, Jim. Dead, Jim. It's worse than that, he's dead, Jim. Dead, Jim, Dead. Well, it's life, Jim, but not as we know it, not as we know it, not as we know it. It's life, Jim, but not as we know it, not as we know it, Captain. There's Klingons on the starboard bow, starboard bow, starboard bow. There's Klingons on the starboard bow, scrape them off, Jim! Star Trekkin', across the universe, On the Starship Enterprise, under Captain Kirk! Star Trekkin', across the universe, Boldly going forward, and things are getting worse! Engine Room, Mister Scott. Ye canna change the laws of physics, laws of physics, laws of physics! Ye canna change the laws of physics, laws of physics, Jim. Ah, we come in peace, shoot to kill, shoot to kill, shoot to kill! We come in peace, shoot to kill, Scotty, beam me up! It's worse than that, he's dead, Jim! Dead, Jim! Dead, Jim! It's worse than that, he's dead, Jim! Dead, Jim, Dead! Well, it's life, Jim, but not as we know it, not as we know it, not as we know it. It's life, Jim, but not as we know it, not as we know it, Captain. There's Klingons on the starboard bow, starboard bow, starboard bow. There's Klingons on the starboard bow, starboard bow, Jim! Ye canna change the script, Jim! Up ta you, Jimmy! It's worse than that, it's physics, Jim! Bridge to engine room, warp factor nine! Ach! If I give 'er any more she'll blow, Captain! <<boom>> Star Trekkin', across the universe, on the Starship Enterprise, under Captain Kirk! Star Trekkin', across the universe, boldly going forward, 'cause we can't find reverse! Star Trekkin', across the universe, on the Starship Enterprise, under Captain Kirk! Star Trekkin', across the universe, boldly going forward, still can't find reverse!

edit Uncyclopedia Activity

Sharkbait1986 currently is most active in the anniversaries section of the website, where he seeks to warm up his talents in hopes of some day writing full articles that don't suck and are actually kind of funny, in an off-kilter kind of way. --Sharkbait1986 19:33, 9 July 2006 (UTC)

I have taken a step forward and made my first contribution to UnNews. It's the story about pirates. --Sharkbait1986 00:29, 25 July 2006 (UTC)


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edit Finished

mindless drivel, pointless drivel

edit In the Works

User: Sharkbait1986/Subpage Streets of SimCity Chatroom windows_2010/Flight Crash Simulator Star Trek XXV: Picard Meets The Flintstones American Grafitti

edit Waiting to Enter This Dimension

Discovery, Greenwich Village, Jackson Pollock


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