User:Shadeix

This user is American ...and unabashedly proud of it! (List of American Uncyclopedians) AAAA AAAA AAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAA AAAAAAAA AAAAAAAA. (AAAA AA AAAAAAAA AAAAAAAA AAAAA) This user is a Registered User and they can upload images and move pages, whoopdie freakin doo. usb This user likes to use userboxes. This user is of the genus Fuckinous Randomious and has eye beams. This user uses Uncyclopedia as his or her primary point of reference. us-N This user is a native speaker of American English. rh-N This user is a native speaker of Random Humour. ac-E This user only speaks those African clicky noises because it was a required course in school. du-3 This user is able to contribute with an advanced level of Dumbass. This user is cooler than you. This user wishes they were an admin. Please grant them their wish. Jesus loves this user, and has blessed this page. This user believes the Mozilla Firefox could easily defeat Godzilla. THIS USER'S HEAD A SPLODE. This user plays drums, and usually hangs around with musicians. This user is a big pianist, and as such believes they are better than all other musicians. This user plays guitar because it attracts more groupies, and gets more solos than the bass. ego This user is a deluded egomaniac.

Contributions

Original Articles

• Qwerty (country)
• Faith no more
• MP3 Player
• HowTo:Write a Featured Article
• Some Dude
• Band (band)
• Grand Theft Auto Advance
• N'Sync
• Forgetting About Poland
• Church of Latte-Day Saints
• Avant-Garde

UnNews

• UnNews:Ozzy Osbourne goes off the rails on a crazy train; dies

Articles that I've made major contributions to, but didn't start

• Windows XD
• Worst 100 Ways to Die of All Time

Other Crap

• User:Shadeix/Gibberish- A gibberish tranlation of my old user page.
• User:Shadeix/Spam- Prepare to have a seizure!
• User:Shadeix/Blah- A blatant rip-off of AAAAAAA!

Awards

None. Lawl.

No but really, give me some awards- please? I'm desperate.