User:Severian/Awards

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E G A E D M The Emmanuel Goldstein Award September 2006

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Featured Article: Medical Malpractice This person wrote an article which became one of the Featured Articles on Uncyclopedia.

Featured Article: Hong Kong Feng Shui This person wrote an article which became one of the Featured Articles on Uncyclopedia.

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I only get 1/4 of this award. The rest is Olipro's Sir Severian (Sprich mit mir!)

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UnNews Audio Ninjastar For doing a wicked pissa job on your first audio! Your character, wit and smarm have lulled the masses into a false sense of security. Nice job! –Rev_zim

[edit] Thanks

"You rock!" ...and are NOT a smeg head Thanks for supporting me as an admin. I hope I can live up to the huge expectorations of Uncyclopedia and UnNews. rev. zim_ulator (Talk - Edits Logs) I am the dirt under your rollers. 17:27, 4 September 2006 (UTC)

[edit] Tayor!!!

looky what i'm giving you! and just for bugging me!

Tayor has decided to grace you with her presence. She likes kittens, and apparently you too. Yay!! Now hear these words of wisdom, and good bye.

[edit] Like this?

I hate you! Rant rant rant! did I do that correctly? Thanks for your feedback on my audio. The thing is, you never know what I'll do until I do it, more or less. Not only that, but I do these in one take only, no second chances, (almost) everything left in, including one where I started choking once. Thanks again, and I want you to know, I enjoyed your article. rev. zim_ulator (Talk - Edits Logs) I am the dirt under your rollers. 20:57, 18 August 2006 (UTC) Oh, I almost forgot...

On your knees! Rev. Zim_ulator blesses you. Your blessings are increasing exponentially. In the name of Sophia and the Universal Church Triumphant of the Apathetic Agnostic, kneel and recieve the melding of Zim's holy axe and your wetware.

[edit] Identity Theft at the VFH

Bradaphraser has awarded you a cookie! Now go play in traffic.

Ask, and ye shall recieve. --Jesus 02:25, 29 May 2006 (UTC)

[edit] Thanks for the Deutsch spelling

Looking forward to spell more fuhrer articles in the future :) Brigadier Sir Mordillo GUN UotY WotM FP UotM AotM MI² AnotM VFH +S

This user is hereby nominated an HONORARY JEW, and is entitled for all honors and persecutions as such.

This user is hereby nominated as a DOUBLE HONORARY JEW. He might be King of the Jews