User:Serq fet

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Are you pissed off at me? Click here, and see inside my soul and head.

Serq Fet is a writer, a savior, if you will.
He promises that he is funnier than a Medical Bill.
He fixed the section known as Pokemon,
In case you didn't know what's going on.


Serq Fet, born in Virginia, Californian raised,
Writes for Uncyclopedia, completely unfazed,
that people think he writes like a monkey with down syndrome,
and his poems can put one in a funeral home.

He lives in a suburb, for San Francisco,
and has no idea how to dance the disco.
He has a job at Dairy Queen,
and likes to play with the machines.

He likes Pokemon; his favorite band is Limpopo,
Serq Fet cannot dance, or play with a Yo-Yo.
He often gets many a creative idea.
Serq Fet's dislikes are User:BENSON and Diarrhea.

If you want to read what he has done,
come over to here and here, and have some fun.
If you feel the need to complain,

Templates that Apply to Serq Fet

Anti-Benson This user denounces BENSON.
This user is right-handed.

In Latin they would be Dexter.

Sunglasses This user's future is so bright they've gotta wear shades.

This user is a boy and is made of slugs, snails and puppy dog tails.
... This user would be a professional procrastinator, but he or she can't be bothered.
Shyny ub This user is easily distracted by anything shiny.
This user gots a shuvel. Yes {{{1}}} does.
Alanmoore1 This user is a level 13 Wizard. They see the fnords.
US flag This user is American
...and unabashedly proud of it!
(List of American Uncyclopedians)
Mario-lo-res This user is a Gamer and therefore creepy.
Zombie man This user is a zombie. BARHAH!
Assassin This user is an assassin, and can kill you anywhere you go from in the shadows. Fear this user.

Kid1 This user seriously needs to calm down.
DramaticQuestionMark This user can also be found elsewhere on the internet.
Villianc This user is searching for the Cabal. If they go missing, please inform their family.

This user is better than BENSON, and is an Anti-BENSON-ite! Muahahaha!

Napoleon4 This user is not and has never been Napoleon.

Just because I think everyone is trying to kill me doesn't mean they aren't. You know what I mean?

Kraspin This user enjoys staring at spinning objects, and may be afflicted with Attention Deficit look at the birdie!.
Popeeyebeams This user is a complete, irredeemable fiddle. He/she/it is Bat Fuck Insane, and allows at the fiddle.
Bananaseizure This user will give you a seizure.
3wisemonkeys This *bleep* user likes to *bleep* the use of *bleep* *bleep* profanity *bleep*
This user is a drill sergeant and just loves to turn n00bs into real men!
MEH This user redefines lazy.
Popeeyebeams This user has eye beams.
Deadbarney3 This user believes Barney is evil and therefore must die.
This user is an Assault Soldier and is pWn1ng n00bs with his quarter gun.
This user has a crapload of userboxes. To see more of them, go to User:Serq fet.

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