“Well honey, not everyone has standards.”
“Don't let the imaginary fire burn my friend!”
edit HEHE I Totally Just Blanked My Own Page
Wait a second, if I am typing then it isn't blank anymore. Oh My GOD, that means I just totally hacked my own profile! HOLY COW, I am a master!(bater) <-- damn hackers.
| Member of the Order of Uncyclopedia|
This person has successfully registered on Uncyclopedia. They
should be proud of themselves for making such a smart move.
See dad?! I TOLD you I could spend all of the college money you gave me on pot, cocaine, and hookers and still come out on top! Look at me now. I have an award dad, AN AWARD! Too bad your not around to see it dad, you should have listened to
my threats me and not cut off my funds. Too late now dad, too late.
edit Worthless Crap I Created That Makes This World Better
edit I Would Also Like To Thank All My Fans