User:Selfworm

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"The following user boxes were originally created by a variety of users including, but not limited to:
Selfworm
Zombiebaron
Splaka
Todd Lyons
Insineratehymn
Weri long wang
NeoEva88"

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This user is exceptionally skilled at using superior logic and intelligence to flame idiots who deserve it, idiots such as Anonymous Slashy.

This user is a master of extreme sarcasm, and can kill a grue with a mere utterance.

This user is a member of the Evil Atheist Conspiracy. "We're after your children and pets."

This user is a Registered User and they can upload images and move pages, whoopdie freakin doo.

This user is a member of the Welcoming Committee, because no other Committee would take them.

This user is happy to help n00bs. Leave a message here.

This user wishes they were an admin. Please grant them their wish.

This user is American ...and unabashedly proud of it! (List of American Uncyclopedians)

This user is a Gamer and therefore creepy.

This user hates religion and is a sinner through and through!

This user is a sinner, and bows before Satan.

Satan loves this user, and will be seeing him/her in hell shortly.

This user is a Evolutionist. ...who believes that all decent articles evolve over time, through various users.

sin-5 This user sins without mercy and is going to Hell where he/she will be raped and eaten by Satan himself.

\m/ This user is a metalhead, prone to wearing offensive shirts and headbanging to really loud music. Metalheads also have long hair, but are not to be confused with hippies.

This user believes the Mozilla Firefox could easily defeat Godzilla.

This user turns to DC++ for all of his illegaly downloaded music and computer needs.

>:3 This user is a lion! RAWR!!!

This user is a paladin. Hide your demons and undead.

... This user would be a professional procrastinator, but he or she can't be bothered.

This user plays drums, and usually hangs around with musicians.

This user is so pirate, they stole religious doctrine.

This user is a level 13 Wizard. They see the fnords.

This user is a Mad Scientist.

This user denies any involvement with the cabal. There is no cabal.

This user is not a number, s/he is a free wo/man!

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This user loves pi

This user is easily distracted by anything shiny.

This user is an aspie and thus a member of The Master Race; bow before his/her intellectual might, puny Neurotypicals! (or alternatively punch the user in the face and take his or her lunch money)

1337 This user is elite.

en-N This user is a native speaker of English.

yt-N This user is a native speaker of ytmnd.

sa-N This user is a native speaker of Sarcasm.

ac-N This user is a native speaker of those African clicky noises.

gb-N This user is a native speaker of Gibberish.

re-4 This user speaks Recondite English at a near-native level.

rh-4 This user speaks Random Humour at a near-native level.

17-3 This user is able to contribute with an advanced level of 1337.

enr-2 This user is able to contribute with an intermediate level of Engrish.

grc-1 This user is able to contribute with a basic level of classical Greek.

ht-1 This user is able to contribute with a basic level of HTML.

la-1 This user is able to contribute with a basic level of Latin.

ns-1 This user is able to contribute with a basic level of Newspeak.

cpp-1 This user is able to contribute with a basic level of C++.

css-1 This user is able to contribute with a basic level of CSS.

typo-0 This user does not understand Typo and hates people that speak it because they're all annoying foreigners.

fr-0 This user does not understand Français and hates people that speak it because they're all annoying foreigners.

bs-0 This user does not understand Bullsh!t and hates people that speak it because they're all annoying foreigners.

java-0 This user does not understand Java and hates people that speak it because they're all annoying foreigners.

sl-0 This user does not understand sign language and hates people that speak it because they're all annoying foreigners.

il-0 This user does not understand Igpay Atinlay and hates people that speak it because they're all annoying foreigners.

elv-0 This user does not understand Elvish and hates people that speak it because they're all annoying foreigners.

es-E This user only speaks Español because it was a required course in school.

us-E This user only speaks American English because it was a required course in school.

zh-F This user got an F in Chinese and likes their native language better (if they have one).

ja-F This user got an F in Japanese and likes their native language better (if they have one).

de-F This user got an F in Deutsch and likes their native language better (if they have one).

ao-G This user does not speak AOLer and furthermore believes AOLer to be an embarrassment to language. This user desires genocide of all speakers of AOLer.

du-G This user does not speak Dumbass and furthermore believes Dumbass to be an embarrassment to language. This user desires genocide of all speakers of Dumbass.

pika-G This user does not speak Pikachu and furthermore believes Pikachu to be an embarrassment to language. This user desires genocide of all speakers of Pikachu.

vl-G This user does not speak Valley girl and furthermore believes Valley girl to be an embarrassment to language. This user desires genocide of all speakers of Valley girl.

nq-G This user does not speak Nelly queen and furthermore believes Nelly queen to be an embarrassment to language. This user desires genocide of all speakers of Nelly queen.

enl-P This f****r speaks English, but Louder heavily laced with profanity that would make a f*****g a*****e sailor blush from all the g*******d blasphemy.

lz-X This user only speaks Lesbian enough to seduce native Lesbian speakers.

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This user uses Uncyclopedia as his or her primary point of reference.

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This user is of the genus Fuckinous Randomious and has eye beams.

usb This user likes to use userboxes.

Ugly This user is aware of how silly this huge table looks on his/her user page, but acknowledges that its real purpose is twofold: statistics and standardisation.

238px This user believes all userboxes should be the same size.

⅝ This user has been known to type quickly, therefor being more efficent than an AOLer.

BBL This user has too many Babel boxes on their user page.

Ubx- Crapload This user has a crapload of userboxes. To see more of them, go to some other page.

Eeek! This user steals userboxes from random people's user pages.

This user's primary source of artwork is MS Paint.

This user can be found on the Uncyclopedia Frappr Map.

This user uses Windows because he or she can't get enough of your lover.

MEH This user redefines lazy.

ac-E This user only speaks those African clicky noises because it was a required course in school.

us-N This user is a native speaker of American English.

rh-N This user is a native speaker of Random Humour.

es-P This f****r speaks Español heavily laced with profanity that would make a f*****g a*****e sailor blush from all the g*******d blasphemy.

il-A Yah meeht nawt beh abble tew undersvand zis usehr behkuz zey zpeek Igpay Atinlay whif und estreemleh theuck akzent.

du-3 This user is able to contribute with an advanced level of Dumbass.

fh-1 This user is able to contribute with a basic level of Fuckhead.

[[Asshat ah-0]] This user does not understand Asshat and hates people that speak it because they're all annoying foreigners.

tx-G This user does not speak Texan and furthermore believes Texan to be an embarrassment to language. This user desires genocide of all speakers of Texan.

This user is a Mercenary and chooses their own wars to fight in.

This user wishes they were an admin. Please grant them their wish.

This user is of the genus Fuckinous Randomious and has eye beams.

This user is a Registered User and they can upload images and move pages, whoopdie freakin doo.

This user is a conspirator in the Grand Conspiracy.

usb This user likes to use userboxes.

♂ This user is a boy and is made of slugs, snails and puppy dog tails.

Meow! Meow! Meow! Meow! Meow meow meow meow! MEOW!

Woof! Woof! Woof! Woof! Ruff! Ruff Ruff! Arf! Arf!

This user is cooler than you.

This user is a monarch, or a megalomaniac.

This user believes the Mozilla Firefox could easily defeat Godzilla.

ETP Help end hunger! Eat the poor!

This person helps reduce overpopulation by killing people, helping the environment.

This user is a conspirator in the Grand Conspiracy.

This user is a Mad Scientist.

Just because I think everyone is trying to kill me doesn't mean they aren't. You know what I mean?

This user should not be trusted.

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NO This user doesn't care.