User:Seijana/Texas War for independance (video game)
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edit Leading Up to War
*T3X has entered the game*
*S4nT4 4NN4 has entered the game*
S4nT4 4NN4: t4ke thiz, u n00bs
*S4nT4 4NN4 makes new constitution*
T3X: dude, wtf? u suk
*T3X attacks Anahuac and Velasco*
*4 damage to S4Nt4 4NN4*
S4nT4 4NN4: wtf?!?
T3X: r u done?
S4nT4 4NN4: stfu u n00b
T3X: alrite, th4t'z it
S4nT4 4NN4: wtf? giv th4t b4k
T3X: c0m & t3ke it
S4nT4 4NN4: w4t a n00b
edit War Begins
*StevyB0i has entered the game*
T3X: just pwnin sum M3xic4ns
StevyB0i: ur such a n00b
S4nT4 4NN4: wtf?!?!?!
*Kurnul D0m1ng0 has entered the game*
T3X: No, u suk
StevyB0i: wtf?!? u n00b
*C4st4ñÁd4 has entered the game*
StevyB0i: how m4ni ppl r g4rdin the can4n?
*StevyB0i has buried the cannon and called for militia*
*S4nT4_4NN4_SUX has entered the game*
*S4nT4_4NN4_SUX has joined T3X*
*S4nT4_4NN4_SUX has struck C4st4ñÁd4*
*0 damage to C4st4ñÁd4*
C4st4ñÁd4: u suk S4nT4_4NN4_SUX
*C4st4ñÁd4 has struck S4nT4_4NN4_SUX*
*1 damage to S4nT4_4NN4_SUX*
S4nT4_4NN4_SUX: u suk, u shud join us
C4st4ñÁd4: f u
*S4nT4_4NN4_SUX has unburied the cannon*
*S4nT4_4NN4_SUX has struck C4st4ñÁd4*
S4nT4 4NN4: u n00b! u suk!!!
S4nT4 4NN4: ur fired
*C4stñÁd4 has left the game*
edit Early Fighting
*StevyB0i has attacked Bexar*
StevyB0i: w8 4 Gen. C0s to stRv
S4nT4_4NN4_SUX: thiz sux, im out
*S4nT4_4NN4_SUX has left the game*
StevyB0i: wtf?!?! n00b
T3X: alrite d00d, wuts our str4t3g again?
StevyB0i: d00d, we w8 til they're stRvd out then crush em u n00b
T3X: thiz sux. y r we 3ven f1ghtn anyway?
T3X: wut was that 4?
StevyB0i: stfu u n00b
JimmyB0i: thiz sux i quit
*JimmyB0i has resigned and gone to Gonzales*
*General Cos has been captured by T3X*
*StevyB0i has taken Bexar*
*96 damage to General Cos' Army. A critical hit*
*General Cos' Army has left the game*
*M3xím4n has entered the game*
*17 damage to Tampico. 74 damage to M3xím4n. A critical hit*
*M3xím4n has left the game*
edit The Mexicans Strike Back
*C0s but n0 c3g4r has escaped*
C0s but n0 c3g4r: Bex4r has b33n t4kn. T3x4n rebels hav 4lso b-ten us @ Goliad, & @ wut is nown 4s da Grass Fight.
S4nT4 4NN4: u suk C0s. 1'll crush th3s rebels 1nce & 4 all
S4nT4 4NN4: whoa, thiz wether sux
*68 damage to S4nT4 4NN4*
edit The Alamo
*Willi has entered the game*
Willi: d00d, y'all n33d sum hlpz?
T3X: fX YA!!! lOTz!!!@!!!!11!!11!@
JimmyB0i: nobudy startz thiz w/o me
*JimmyB01 has rejoined T3X*
*DavyB0i has entered the game*
StevyB0i: wtf?? quit st3lin my name u n00bs
*DavyB0i has joined T3X*
S4nT4 4NN4: l3tz crush th3z n00bs
Willi: o no u dont!!!@!!!!!!
*28 damage to S4nT4 4NN4*
S4nT4 4NN4: crap...
S4nT4 4NN4: w3 n33d a new pl4n!
S4nT4 4NN4: wtf??? h0w did u br4k thr0 our l1nz?
georgy: i hav my wayz ^_^
georgy: i only hav 183 or 189 men th0, I can't read the # itz 2 small, but itz a Pl4t00n....
Willi: thatz ok :/
S4nT4 4NN4: thatz it, letz end thiz CENSORED*
*S4nT4 4NN4 has broke through!!*
S4nT4 4NN4: ¡¡¡Èl Degüello!!!
Willi: no surrender!!!@!!!
DavyB0i: thatz rite :D
*74 damage to Willi. A critical hit*
DavyB0i: lol, ur juzt a lil pottymouth 2day rnt ya?
Willi: peace out
*80 damage to JimmyB0i. A critical hit*
*75 damage to georgy. A critical hit*
T3X: m3 & my BIG m0uth!
*S4nT4 4NN4 has taken "The Alamo"*
*S4nT4 4NN4 no longer has a Battalion.
S4nT4 4NN4: PWN3D!!!
StevyB0i: d00d wtf??? thoz wer my best troops!!!
S4nT4 4NN4: RoFLZ!! wut now?!?!
S4nT4 4NN4: w8 wtf...was that a bug he delt 80 damage to me....and I killed him only dealing 1.85 damage... O.o
S4nT4 4NN4: hey, u lost ur ntire army, so whose teh n00b now CENSORED*?!?!
S4nT4 4NN4: LOL!!!! wut waz that n00b?
StevyB0i: thatz it 13itC H
StevyB0i: sTfU n00b
S4nT4 4NN4: w8 who iz admin on dis Channel?
StevyB0i: ROFL joo r n00b
Server: *Admin Privledges transferred to StevyB0i
S4nT4 4NN4: fuk you
edit Agua Dulce
*0réa has entered the game*
0réa: Oye todos
*S4nT4_4NN4_SUX has rejoined the game*
0réa: sí general
*TheOtherGrant has entered the game*
TheOtherGrant: What's up. How is everyone? (I'm the most major n00b in the world. Don't make fun of me!)
TheOtherGrant: Right away sir.
TheOtherGrant: CENSORED*, I'm out of here!
S4nT4_4NN4_SUX: wtf?? wher r u goin? ill fite em off
*40 damage to S4nT4_4NN4_SUX*
S4nT4_4NN4_SUX: holy CENSORED*!!!
0réa: ¡consiga jaime grant!
TheOtherGrant: You won't take me alive!
*17 damage to TheOtherGrant*
0réa: su bueno
*24 damage to 0réa*
0réa: ¡tome esto!
*27 damage to TheOtherGrant*
*19 damage to 0réa*
0réa: y esto
*26 damage to TheOtherGrant*
edit The Goliad Campaign
*Fannin_T3X4S has entered the game*
StevyB0i: u can tak command of our force in Goliad
Fannin_T3X4S: of corse
*W4RD has entered the game*
0réa: ¡tiempo a peseído los nuevos
*18 damage to da_Butler_King*
*17 damage to W4RD*
W4RD: d00d, were runnin out of ammo
da_Butler_King: alrite, u got us
0réa: ejecútese ellos
*59 damage to da_Butler_King. A critical hit*
*67 damage to W4RD. A critical hit*
*Sam has entered the game*
StevyB0i: peace out
*StevyB0i has left the game*
Fannin_T3X4S: CENSORED, hes encircled us
*69 damage to Fannin_T3X4S. A critical hit*
*90 damage 0réa. A critical hit*
*0réa has received 100 troops and 3 cannons reinforcement*
Fannin_T3X4S: CENSORED. i cannot win. i surrender
S4nT4 4NN4: mate a todos los extranjeros rebellious
0réa: con placer, general
Fannin_T3X4S: wut did u say?
S4nT4 4NN4: i said "kill all rebelious foreigners"
edit The Final Battle
Sam: w3 cannot beet em in da open
S4nT4 4NN4: wtf?? you died
Sam: w3lcum bak. w3 must r3tr3t to da u.s. border
*Settlers have joined Sam in his retreat*
Sam: burn yur cr0ps
*Settlers have burned crops, denying the Mexicans of much needed food*
S4nT4 4NN4: biotch!
S4nT4 4NN4: get 2 Gavelston.....ándale!
T3X: nows our chance, lets attack'em :D
Sam: no dont...eh, wut da hell
C0s but n0 c3g4r: Sí señor
T3X: wtf??? that wuz qwik!
S4nT4 4NN4: guyz, u can tak a br34k
S4nT4 4NN4: dem nubs not gonna touch us anywayz
Sam: no, wait
T3X: general, da nemy is tird frum tehir march. w3 must strike now!!!
Sam: ok, just 2 shut u up, u can attak alredy ffs!
*12 damage to C0s but n0 c3g4r*
C0s but n0 c3g4r: shyt!!@!!!
*21 damage to C0s but n0 c3g4r*
*4 damage to Sam*
*T3X: /Enter Cheat: Remember the Alamo!!!!*
*T3X Receives +1 morale boost to all troops.*
*T3X Unlocks Bunny Hopping*
C0s but n0 c3g4r: GAH!!! they're fukin BunNy HoPPiNG!1111!!@!!
*46 damage to C0s but n0 c3g4r
*5 damage to Sam*
Sam: ROFL ur weak nub
S4nT4 4NN4: wtf?!?!?!
S4nT4 4NN4: RETREAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
T3X: o no u dont!
S4nT4 4NN4: fine...you win >_<
S4nT4 4NN4: o go bak home w da rest o us
*Texas has won the game!*
Texas: WEWT!!!!!!!!!! u nubs $uxX0RZ!!!