User:SecondChanceForMe

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Certificate of Respiration
is hereby granted to:
SecondChanceForMe
for his/her ability to breathe.
--Uncyclopedia HowTo
Virgindeguadalupe This user is Catholic and believes articles become featured through good works, not faith.
BS This userpage is bullshit.
FireV2 This user rejects the theory of global warming or at least thinks it's someone else's problem.
Popeeyebeams This user is a complete, irredeemable can opener. He/she/it is Bat Fuck Insane, and sacrifices at the can opener.
This user is a boy and is made of slugs, snails and puppy dog tails.


Paladin This user is a paladin. Hide your demons and undead.
Newcookie Somebody has awarded you a cookie!
Now go play in traffic.
Buddychr This user has found Jesus, and is therefore no longer a threat to society.
Exploding-head THIS USER'S HEAD A SPLODE.
800px-Flag of the Philippines svg This user is a Filipino. Don't look him in the eye and avoid any sudden movements - or else he'll bite you in the ass like a rabid dog.
True plato This user is a philosopher.
Straight This Uncyclopedian is happy to be 100% straight
ABYSS This user has survived the wretched dark place we call The Abyss.


Pikachuevolving This user does not believe in evolution preferring instead the alternate theory of Intelligent Design. This means they are not going to hell.
Assassin This user is an assassin, and can kill you anywhere you go from in the shadows. Fear this user.

Licence to Spell This user is licensed to spell.

Userbox-single.svg This user is Single and will take anything they can get! even you could get lucky with him/her.
Alanmoore1 This user is a level 13 Wizard. They see the fnords.
Cs-box This user is an Asian and probably lives at an internet cafe playing Ragnarok24-7.
Sign1 This user's mutant level is 4. Radioactivity detected!

Face-angel This user is an angel.

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This user is pilfering ye booty!

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Lol wut This user is afraid, scared and alone, he would much rather be tortured by some Evil Cult. You can help by takeing this user under your wings and beating him like a red headed stepchild.

HELLO I'M THE WORST NIGHTMARE OF EVERYONE. YOU ALL WATCH OUT KIDS, BECAUSE PAPA WILL SHIVER YER ONIONS. NOW GET.

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