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I will work for food.

HI My name is SECO

Hammer and sickle This user is a

& is working on their
Lenin mustache! ☭

sub subliminal!

Gefahrensymbol F This user is a pyromaniac.

...and I am not romanian.
One day I was walking down the street when I notices a moist testes and it told me: " A banker will lend you money only if you can prove you don't need it. ". That got me thinking and I remembered the time I was in Sports Bar with my friend Ted Kennedy and the Hertha BSC were playing against the Hertha BSC. I had my lucky number 331,337 T-shirt on. Thoose were such great times. I remembered I ordered a drink and in the glass I found something that looked like an Oscar Wilde impersonator .

Europeanunion This user is €uro
...and denies their "real" citizenship
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