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I will work for food.

HI My name is SECO

Hammer and sickle This user is a

& is working on their
Lenin mustache! ☭

sub subliminal!

Gefahrensymbol F This user is a pyromaniac.

...and I am not romanian.
One day I was walking down the street when I notices a gay arm and it told me: " Money can't buy happiness, but allows a choice of misery. ". That got me thinking and I remembered the time I was in Sports Bar with my friend Shakespeare and the 1. FC Köln were playing against the 1. FC Köln. I had my lucky number Q and 1/2 T-shirt on. Thoose were such great times. I remembered I ordered a drink and in the glass I found something that looked like a flock of orlys .

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...and denies their "real" citizenship
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