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I will work for food.
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& is working on their
Lenin mustache! ☭
...and I am not romanian.
One day I was walking down the street when I notices a furry small intestine and it told me: " If you've got them by the balls, their hearts and minds will follow. ". That got me thinking and I remembered the time I was in Sports Bar with my friend Nancy Pelosi and the
1. FC Köln were playing against the
1. FC Köln. I had my lucky number 5.5 T-shirt on. Thoose were such great times. I remembered I ordered a drink and in the glass I found something that looked like a dreadnought .
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...and denies their "real" citizenship
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