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I will work for food.

HI My name is SECO

Hammer and sickle This user is a

& is working on their
Lenin mustache! ☭

sub subliminal!

Gefahrensymbol F This user is a pyromaniac.

...and I am not romanian.
One day I was walking down the street when I notices a boring left buttock and it told me: " A barking dog never bites... while he's barking. ". That got me thinking and I remembered the time I was in Sports Bar with my friend Monica Lewinski and the Borussia Dortmund were playing against the Borussia Dortmund. I had my lucky number 15 T-shirt on. Thoose were such great times. I remembered I ordered a drink and in the glass I found something that looked like a swarm of bio-engineered locusts .

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...and denies their "real" citizenship
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