So, Here you have it. I could tell you about myself, but that would be a bit superfluous, due to the ever-increasing Tower o' Userboxes on my page. Hey, if I'm not here, feel free to drop me a line, here.
“I love This Guy”
~ Oscar Wilde
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- Name = Sean
- Age = Eleventy
- Height = 6' 3"
- Density= ?
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| fr-P
| This f****r speaks Français heavily laced with profanity that would make a f*****g a*****e sailor blush from all the g*******d blasphemy.
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| bu-N
| This user is a native speaker of Bullet and can fire high-caliber rounds in full-automatic mode.
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| MS-N
| This user grew up in a forward-thinking family, and therefore always speaks his mind, you nerd.
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| RENT
| This space for rent.
Call 1-800-666-6666.
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Cow Moo Cult
This user posses the newbie rank of Mud Grunt, is a Cult Peasant and have Cow Moo power over all non-cult members.
| This user has no featured articles. He is a failure. Feel free to point and laugh.
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| Jesus loves this user, and has blessed this page.
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| This user is part of the Family... You've been warned....
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| This user is an evil clone of Altair.
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| This user has just killed Altair.
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| This User knows the truth about hummingbirds and will not rest until the lies have been dispelled.
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| THIS USER IS ADDICTED TO COWBELL, AND SHOULD BE AVOIDED AT ALL COSTS.
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| This User has been officially punished on Un-Bestiary. Learn from his mistakes and don't get flogged.
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| This user is secretly training to be a Leprechaun, and believes himself to be Irish.
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| This user likes llamas, and rides them on a daily basis.
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This user is a drill sergeant and just loves to turn n00bs into real men! |
This user is an Assault Soldier and
is pWn1ng n00bs with his quarter gun. |
| This user is a veteran/combatant of the war.
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| This user is right-handed.
In Latin, he would be dexter.
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This user is better than BENSON, and is an Anti-BENSON-ite! Muahahaha!
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| This user can be trusted with your deepest, darkest secrets.
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| Color
| This user likes random colored userboxes.
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| This user hates Windows Vista and recommends the total destruction of all existing copies
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This user is not who you think he is. In fact, he is someone who you think is not he, who thinks he is (who you think is not - who is).
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| AA!
| AAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAA AAAAAAA AAAAAAA!!!
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| This user enjoys indiscriminate pillaging.
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| This user is a reincarnation of Randy Rhoads.
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This user believes that "Purple "Monkey "Dishwashers" are going to take over the world.
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| This user is not a ninja because ninjas are gay.
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| See? Look at him. He really likes the llamas.
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| Big Brother is watching this user...and YOU!
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| This user's IQ is MCMLXXXIV.
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| Batman
| This user knows that criminals are a cowardly lot, and uses fear to fight injustice and those who would prey on the fearful...
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| This user hates George Bush and therefore believes he must be arrested and tried for war crimes.
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| This Uncyclopedian is happy to be 100% straight
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| This user believes Barney is evil and therefore must die.
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.sdrawkcab si resu sihT
!degnellahc-yllatnoziroh TON si resu sihT :etoN
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| WARNING: Keep away from this user as they love the Fibonacci Sequence and anything to do with it.
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| This user is POOR,
has never passed GO,
and never collected $200.00.
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| This user is easily distracted by anything shiny.
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| This user plays games on the Nintendo GameCube as he broke his window with the Wii remote and can't afford another.
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| PS2
| This user enjoys playing games on a PlayStation 2 as it's just as good as a PS3.
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| LV-2
| This user considers himself an intermediate gamer and so probably has some sort of social life.
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RS
| This user no longer plays RunEscape. Congratulate them on their recovery and welcome them back to reality
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| This user is against computer and video game censorship and regulation as they like porn and violence (though not always at the same time).
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| Eeek!
| This user steals userboxes from random people's user pages.
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| Temp
| This is a template userbox, to create userboxes from. Anyone with it on his/her page is clearly just looking for an excuse to have more Userboxes.
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| This user collects userboxes as if they were trading cards hoping that they may be collectors items worth something in the future.
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| This user is not and has never been Napoleon.
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| No, seriously. That's him there, on the llama.
<-- See?
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| This user believes participation in the consumption of cheese is an exquisite pastime.
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| This user likes to eat anything orange.
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| This user likes apples. Or he is one already.
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| This user is interested in Fossils. Some call this necrophilia.
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| This user uses public transport and so has most likely been mugged, raped or murdered.
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| PEACE
| This user is a naturalist, so he dances with the forest animals.
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| This user is an
Anti-Communist,
... and is unabashedly American!
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| This user is Catholic and believes articles become featured through good works, not faith.
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| This user is a Christian
(as long as he put a dollar in the box)
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| This user is hereby nominated an HONORARY JEW, and is entitled for all honors and persecutions as such.
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| Stop scrolling down, and admire the llama. It's much more interesting than the actual userpage, trust me.
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This user's boots were made for walking, and that's just what they'll do
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| This user plays guitar because it attracts more groupies, and gets more solos than the bass.
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| teen
| This user is a teenager and so hangs around bus stops in large intimidating groups and beats up old ladies for drug money. Probably.
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| This user identifies as straight and so is probably homophobic.
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| This user is straight and so desires intimate relations with members of the opposite sex. The freak.
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| This user is Single but is currently stalking someone.
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| This *bleep* user likes to *bleep* the use of *bleep* *bleep* profanity *bleep*
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| This user doesn't trust Wikipedia as far as he can throw it... but nonetheless uses it on a daily basis.
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| What, you don't believe me? Fine, see for yourself. Don't blame me when you die from lack of llama.
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| THIS IS SPARTA!
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How long ago I killed you while you were reading my userboxes
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Here's Your Warning:
