THAAAAAAAAAAAAAT'S RIGHT! and this time it'll be better than ever.
So, Here you have it. I could tell you about myself, but that would be a bit superfluous, due to the ever-increasing Tower o' Userboxes on my page. Hey, if I'm not here, feel free to drop me a line,
“I love This Guy”
Name = Sean
Age = Eleventy
Height = 6' 3"
fr-P This f****r speaks heavily laced with Français that would make a f*****g a*****e sailor blush from all the g*******d blasphemy.
bu-N This user is a native speaker of Bullet and can fire high-caliber rounds in full-automatic mode.
MS-N This user grew up in a forward-thinking family, and therefore always speaks his mind, you nerd.
This space for rent.
Cow Moo Cult This user posses the newbie rank of Mud Grunt, is a Cult Peasant and have Cow Moo power over all non-cult members.
This user has no featured articles. He is a failure. Feel free to point and laugh.
Jesus loves this user, and has blessed this page.
This user is part of ... You've been warned....
This user is an evil clone of Altair.
This user has just killed Altair.
This User knows the truth about hummingbirds and will not rest until the lies have been dispelled.
THIS USER IS ADDICTED TO
COWBELL, AND SHOULD BE AVOIDED AT ALL COSTS.
This User has been officially punished on Un-Bestiary. Learn from his mistakes and don't get flogged.
This user is secretly training to be a , and believes himself to be Leprechaun .
This user likes llamas, and rides them on a daily basis.
This user is a
and just loves to turn
into real men!
This user is an
is pWn1ng n00bs with his
This user is a veteran/combatant of the war.
This user is right-handed.
Latin, he would be dexter.
This user is
better than , and is an BENSON Anti-BENSON-ite! Muahahaha!
This user can be trusted with your deepest, darkest secrets.
C o l o r This user likes random colored userboxes.
This user hates
Windows Vista and recommends the total destruction of all existing copies
This user is not who you think he is. In fact, he is someone who you think is not he, who thinks he is (who you think is not - who is).
AA! AAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAA AAAAAAA AAAAAAA!!!
This user enjoys indiscriminate pillaging.
This user is a reincarnation of Randy Rhoads.
This user watches Wheel of Fortune.
This user believes that "Purple "Monkey "Dishwashers" are going to take over the world.
This user is not a ninja because ninjas are gay.
See? Look at him. He really likes the llamas.
Big Brother is watching this user...and YOU!
This user's IQ is MCMLXXXIV.
This user knows that criminals are a cowardly lot, and uses fear to fight injustice and those who would prey on the fearful...
This user hates George Bush and therefore believes he must be arrested and tried for war crimes.
This Uncyclopedian is happy to be 100% straight
This user believes Barney is evil and therefore must .
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WARNING: Keep away from this user as they love the and anything to do with it.
This user is ,
has never passed
and never collected
This user is easily distracted by anything shiny.
This user plays games on the as he broke his window with the Wii remote and can't afford another.
This user enjoys playing games on a as it's just as good as a PS3.
This user considers himself an intermediate and so probably has some sort of social life.
This user no longer plays . Congratulate them on their recovery and welcome them back to RunEscape reality
This user is against computer and video game censorship and regulation as they like porn and violence (though not always at the same time).
This user steals userboxes from random people's user pages.
This is a template userbox, to create userboxes from. Anyone with it on his/her page is clearly just looking for an excuse to have more Userboxes.
This user collects userboxes as if they were trading cards hoping that they may be collectors items worth something in the future.
This user is not and has never been Napoleon.
No, seriously. That's him there, on the llama.
This user believes participation in the consumption of cheese is an exquisite pastime.
This user likes to eat anything orange.
This user likes apples. Or he is one already.
This user is interested in . Some call this necrophilia.
This user uses public transport and so has most likely been mugged, raped or murdered.
This user is a naturalist, so he probably collects compost.
This user is an
, Anti-Communist ... and is unabashedly American!
This user is and believes articles become featured through good works, not faith.
This user is a
(as long as he put a dollar in the box)
This user is hereby nominated an HONORARY JEW, and is entitled for all honors and persecutions as such.
Stop scrolling down, and admire the llama. It's much more interesting than the actual userpage, trust me.
This user does it - every night, every day, every possible way.
This user plays because it attracts more guitar , and gets more solos than the groupies .
This user is a and so hangs around bus stops in large intimidating groups and beats up old ladies for drug money. Probably.
This user identifies as straight and so is probably homophobic.
This user is straight and so desires intimate relations with members of the opposite sex. The freak.
This user is Single but is currently stalking someone.
This *bleep* user likes to *bleep* the use of *bleep* *bleep* profanity *bleep*
This user doesn't trust Wikipedia as far as he can throw it... but nonetheless uses it on a daily basis.
What, you don't believe me? Fine, see for yourself. Don't blame me when you die from lack of llama.
THIS IS SPARTA!
How long ago I killed you while you were reading my userboxes