User:Sean the wiry, bony, and thin

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Hey guess what, I'm back!

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Freedom, Freedom, Freedom, OY!

THAAAAAAAAAAAAAT'S RIGHT! and this time it'll be better than ever.

Howdoishotweb Here's Your Warning:
I know Spider-Man, and as such can get him to kick your ass ANYTIME!

So, Here you have it. I could tell you about myself, but that would be a bit superfluous, due to the ever-increasing Tower o' Userboxes on my page. Hey, if I'm not here, feel free to drop me a line, here.

  • Name = Sean
  • Age = Eleventy
  • Height = 6' 3"
  • Density= ?
Cow Moo Cult
This user posses the newbie rank of Mud Grunt, is a Cult Peasant and have Cow Moo power over all non-cult members.
“I love This Guy
~ Oscar Wilde
typo-N Tihs suser is s anative spealer fo Typo.
vl-X This user only speaks Valley girl enough to seduce native Valley girl speakers.
17-N This user is a native speaker of 1337.
pika-L Thith uther thpeakth Pikachu with a really thexy lithp.
fr-P This f****r speaks Français heavily laced with profanity that would make a f*****g a*****e sailor blush from all the g*******d blasphemy.
bu-N This user is a native speaker of Bullet and can fire high-caliber rounds in full-automatic mode.
tx-0 This user does not understand Texan and hates people that speak it because they're all annoying foreigners.
du-X This user only speaks Dumbass enough to seduce native Dumbass speakers.
MS-N This user grew up in a forward-thinking family, and therefore always speaks his mind, you nerd.
RENT This space for rent.

Call 1-800-666-6666.

TheJeeMan Jesus loves this user, and has blessed this page.
TommyGun This user is part of the Family... You've been warned....
Biohazardnew This user is an evil clone of Altair.
Skullnbones This user has just killed Altair.
Hummingruby This User knows the truth about hummingbirds and will not rest until the lies have been dispelled.

Domokunyellownbackground This User has been officially punished on Un-Bestiary. Learn from his mistakes and don't get flogged.
LeprechaunMoon This user is secretly training to be a Leprechaun, and believes himself to be Irish.
Llama Rocking Chair This user likes llamas, and rides them on a daily basis.
This user is a drill sergeant and just loves to turn n00bs into real men!
This user is an Assault Soldier and is pWn1ng n00bs with his quarter gun.
Leroy This user is a veteran/combatant of the war.

This user is right-handed.

In Latin, he would be dexter.

Anti-Benson This user denounces BENSON.


This user is better than BENSON, and is an Anti-BENSON-ite! Muahahaha!

Shh This user can be trusted with your deepest, darkest secrets.
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This user has been blocked
a few times.
Color This user likes random colored userboxes.
Utorrent logo This user believes in freedom of all types of information for all.

This user has a Really Lame Password. Seriously, you could probably guess it.
Vista logo This user hates Windows Vista and recommends the total destruction of all existing copies


This user is not who you think he is. In fact, he is someone who you think is not he, who thinks he is (who you think is not - who is).

Gefahrensymbol F This user enjoys indiscriminate pillaging.
Lotus This user is a reincarnation of Randy Rhoads.
Wikipedia no soul This user will never forget October 23, 2008, the day that Wikia sold its soul.
Wheel This user watches Wheel of Fortune.

Purple monkey dishwasher

This user believes that "Purple "Monkey "Dishwashers" are going to take over the world.

Pink Ninja Gang This user is not a ninja because ninjas are gay.
sub subliminal!
Llama Rocking Chair See? Look at him. He really likes the llamas.
Bigbroeye Big Brother is watching this user...and YOU!

This user is reading your thoughts!

Brain This user's IQ is MCMLXXXIV.

Batman This user knows that criminals are a cowardly lot, and uses fear to fight injustice and those who would prey on the fearful...
Oops no web copy This user does not know how to shot web.
Please help by teaching him.
(List of other users not knowledgeable on this subject)
Bush-jail bars-war criminal This user hates George Bush and therefore believes he must be arrested and tried for war crimes.
Straight This Uncyclopedian is happy to be 100% straight

ego This user is a deluded egomaniac.
Paladin This user is a member of DiZ's inner circle. Fear him.
GN'R This user is Welcome In The Jungle.

This user is pilfering ye booty!

Deadbarney3 This user believes Barney is evil and therefore must die.
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Mr rubber ducky This user has been approved by Mr Rubber Ducky, have you?
Fibonacci WARNING: Keep away from this user as they love the Fibonacci Sequence and anything to do with it.
Hiding kitty This user is a member of the Anti Kitten Huffing Movement.
Monbags This user is POOR,

has never passed GO,

and never collected $200.00.

Head on

HeadOn, apply directly to the forehead! HeadOn, apply directly to the forehead! HeadOn, apply directly to the forehead! HeadOn, available at Walgreens.

253951 photo Ring ring ring ring ring ring ring....BANANAPHONE!!!!

Popeeyebeams This user has eye beams.
Tien Eye Beams This user has eye beams.
Bofh This user hates telephones. Could be due to the fact that the U.S. government is monitoring them.
Shyny ub This user is easily distracted by anything shiny.
Kraspin This user enjoys staring at spinning objects, and may be afflicted with Attention Deficit look at the birdie!.

This user is frequently contacted by rich, foreign businessmen.

610px-NGC Gamecube This user plays games on the Nintendo GameCube as he broke his window with the Wii remote and can't afford another.
PS2 This user enjoys playing games on a PlayStation 2 as it's just as good as a PS3.
LV-2 This user considers himself an intermediate gamer and so probably has some sort of social life.
Z This user has found the Twenty Treasures of Zork and beaten Zork: The Great Underground Empire.

Grueslayer This user edits Grueslayer.
TA This user believes there are too many crappy text adventures on Uncyclopedia.
RS This user no longer plays RunEscape. Congratulate them on their recovery and welcome them back to reality

Antisensor This user is against computer and video game censorship and regulation as they like porn and violence (though not always at the same time).
Eeek! This user steals userboxes from random people's user pages.
usb This user likes to use userboxes.

Usb! No, really!

Temp This is a template userbox, to create userboxes from. Anyone with it on his/her page is clearly just looking for an excuse to have more Userboxes.
Userboxtradingcard.svg This user collects userboxes as if they were trading cards hoping that they may be collectors items worth something in the future.
Napoleon4 This user is not and has never been Napoleon.
You are not Thinkerer This user is not The Thinkerer.
Llama Rocking Chair No, seriously. That's him there, on the llama.

<-- See?

Cheeze This user believes participation in the consumption of cheese is an exquisite pastime.
OrangeOrange This user likes to eat anything orange.
Apple This user likes apples. Or he is one already.
Bread2 This user is a cereal killer.
Clown chili peppers This user fears the clowns.
Amonite Cropped This user is interested in Fossils. Some call this necrophilia.
Heritage Routemaster This user uses public transport and so has most likely been mugged, raped or murdered.
US flag This user is American
...and unabashedly proud of it!
(List of American Uncyclopedians)
PEACE This user is a naturalist, so he wants to live in a treehouse.
No hammer and sickle This user is an

... and is unabashedly American!

Virgindeguadalupe This user is Catholic and believes articles become featured through good works, not faith.
Lovejoybox This user is a Christian

(as long as he put a dollar in the box)

Jew This user is hereby nominated an HONORARY JEW, and is entitled for all honors and persecutions as such.

אױ This user has a sizeable amount of schmaltz and chutzpah.
Llama Rocking Chair Stop scrolling down, and admire the llama. It's much more interesting than the actual userpage, trust me.

Right about now, this user is a funk soul brother.

Guitar-22px This user plays guitar because it attracts more groupies, and gets more solos than the bass.
Gnome-speakernotes This User's Favorite Sound is Feedback!
Cnorris WARNING:This user knows Chuck Norris and therefore must be either Mr. T, Chuck Norris, Oscar Wilde or dead. Proceed with caution!!!
teen This user is a teenager and so hangs around bus stops in large intimidating groups and beats up old ladies for drug money. Probably.
HeteroSym-pinkblue2.svg This user identifies as straight and so is probably homophobic.
HeteroSym-pinkblue2.svg This user is straight and so desires intimate relations with members of the opposite sex. The freak.
Userbox-single.svg This user is Single but is currently stalking someone.
Gefahrensymbol F This user is a pyromaniac.

Sign1 This user is a mutant.
3wisemonkeys This *bleep* user likes to *bleep* the use of *bleep* *bleep* profanity *bleep*

Wikipedia-logo This user doesn't trust Wikipedia as far as he can throw it... but nonetheless uses it on a daily basis.

This user's sex appeal is such that people around the world compulsively shout his name during intercourse.

Llama Rocking Chair What, you don't believe me? Fine, see for yourself. Don't blame me when you die from lack of llama.
Canadian snowman This user is cooler than you.
Llama Rocking Chair Whoa! You made it! Good job!!

Now go away.

NO This user doesn't care.

How long ago I killed you while you were reading my userboxes

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Now that you're dead, I'm going for a scuttle

Pages I'm following

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