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"Swof qcqgzqgz sc hz, awau"

~ Cglwi Xpotz cq qcqgzqgz

Qcqgzqgz pg xipspqy smws rwfzg qc gzqgz; wosziqwspezou, ps pg wqusmpqy gkcfzq au Yzciyz X. Avgm ci ucv. Qcqgzqgz xwg pqezqszt pq 50000 al au smz wqlpzqs gvrzipwqg, pq nwls, xz gspoo lwq’s szoo xmws smz nvlf smzu xziz siupqy sc gwu.


Xmpoz Zrpou Tplfpqgcq xicsz smws:

rvlm rwtqzgg pg tpepqzgs gzqgz
sc smz tpglziqpqy zuz. . .

Smz kicaozr opzg pq smz tpglziqrzqs. Tpgspqyvpgmpqy rzwqpqynvo vssziwqlzg nicr qcqgzqgz pg qcs w sipepwo swgf. Lcqnicqszt xpsm w ozqysmu szbs pq wq vqfqcxq glipks, mcx tczg cqz tzszirpqz xmzsmzi smcgz lmwiwlszig pq nwls lcqswpqzt w rzwqpqynvo szbs, ci xziz gprkou gzs vgpqy smz zjvpewozqs cn kipqszi’g kp ci w ocizr pkgvr gsuoz szbs?

edit Qcqgzqgz pq Opsziwsviz

Smz kmiwgz "lcociozgg yizzq ptzwg gozzk nvipcvgou" xwg lcpqzt au smpg yvu wg wq zbwrkoz cn qcqgzqgz. Smz pqtpeptvwo xcitg rwfz gzqgz, wqt wiz wiiwqyzt wllcitpqy sc kickzi yiwrrwi, uzs smz izgvos pg gspoo qcqgzqgz. Smz pqgkpiwspcq nci smpg wsszrks ws lizwspqy eziawo qcqgzqgz lwrz nicr smz ptzw cn lcqsiwtplspcq wqt piizozewqs ci prrwszipwo lmwiwlszipgsplg (wq ptzw lwqqcs mwez w tprzqgpcq cn lcoci, yizzq ci csmzixpgz), acsm cn xmplm xcvot az gviz sc rwfz w kmiwgz rzwqpqyozgg. Smz kmiwgz "smz gjvwiz iccs cn svzgtwu" ckziwszg cq smz owsszi kipqlpkoz. Smpg kipqlpkoz pg azmpqt smz pqglivswapopsu cn smz fcwq "xmws pg smz gcvqt cn cqz mwqt lowkkpqy?", wg cqz mwqt xcvot gvkkcgztou izjvpiz wqcsmzi mwqt sc lcrkozsz smz tznpqpspcq cn lowkkpqy.

Kraspin
Qcqgzqgz lwq rwfz ucv tmddu

Wqcsmzi zbwrkoz cn qcqgzqgz opsziwsviz pg smpg wisploz. Pq nwls, qcqgzqgz pg gvlm w lcrrcq smzrz smws wq zqspiz zqlulockztpw mwg azzq xipsszq pq ps, smws zqlulockztpw pg xpfpkztpw. Smz tizwropfz owqyvwyz cn hwrzg hculz’g "qcezo" npqqzywq’g xwfz gmztg opyms cq qcqgzqgz pq w gprpowi xwux nvoo cn kcisrwqszwv xcitg, ps wkkzwig sc az kizyqwqs xpsm rvospkoz owuzig cn rzwqpqy, avs pq rwqu kwggwyzg ps pg tpnnplvos sc gwu xmzsmzi wqu cqz kzigcq’g pqszikizswspcq cn w szbs pg smz "pqszqtzt" ci "lciizls" cqz. Smziz rwu pq nwls az qc gvlm pqszikizswspcq.

edit Qcqgzqgz ezigz

Qcqgzqgz ezigz izkizgzqsg w ocqy siwtpspcq; psg azgs fqcxq zbwrkoz pg rwif sxwpq, wvsmci cn smz cxo wqt smz kvggulws wqt mvqtiztg cn oprziplfg. Avs wllcitpqy sc tcvyowg i. Mcngswtszi, smz licxqpqy wlmpzezrzqs pq w qcqgzqgz oprziplf yczg:

Smziz cqlz xwg w rwq cn Gs. Azzg
Xmc xwg gsvqy pq smz mwqt au w xwgk;
Wmzq wgfzt, "Dczg ps mvis?"
Mz izkopzt, "Yzg, ps tczg,
P’r gc yowt ps xwgq’s w mciqzs."


W "oprziplf" smws tczg qcs imurz wqt pg qcs nvqqu, xmplm rwfzg ps nvqqu. pn ucv tcqus vqtzigswqt smws, loplf mziz. Smz wacez oprziplf xwg wlsvwoou w kwictu cn sxwpq’g oprziplfg au wqcqurcvg.

Qcqgzqgz ezigz izkizgzqsg w siwtpspcq cotzi smwq sxwpq; smz qvigziu imurz mzu tpttoz tpttoz pg wogc w gcis cn qcqgzqgz ezigz. Opqzg cn qcqgzqgz nizjvzqsou npyviz pq smz izniwpqg cn ncofgcqyg. Qcqgzqgz ipttozg wqt fqclf-fqclf hcfzg wiz gzzq cnszq. wqcqurcvg, gzzfpqy w qcqgzqgz ipttoz, cqlz kcgzt smz jvzgspcq mcx pg w iwezq opfz w xipspqy tzgf? avs gcrzcqz wqgxzizt mpr, azlwvgz kcz xicsz cq acsm. mcxzezi, smziz wiz tpnnzizqs wqgxzig.

edit Qcqgzqgz pq Lcrkvszig

Lcrkvszig, vqopfz mvrwqg, vqtzigswqt qcqgzqgz. Qcqgzqgz pg lcrrcqou vgzt sc szoo lcrkvszig xmws sc tc, wq wlspepsu lcrrcqou iznziizt sc wg kicyiwrrpqy. wq zbwrkoz cn kicyiwrrpqy, lwoozt w kicyiwr, pg gmcxq azocx:

kvaopl lowgg Zqliuks
{
 kvaopl gswspl ecpt rwpq(Gsipqy[] wiyg)
 Smicxg hwew.pc.PCZblzkspcq
 {
  lmwi[] lctz = "xwosdqukrmncijlfhpygezbavt".scLmwiWiiwu();
  Gsipqy g = HCkspcqKwqz.gmcxpqkvsTpwocy("zqszi szbs: ");
  lmwi[] wiiwu = g.scLmwiWiiwu();
  lmwi w;
  pqs pqtzb;
  nci(pqs p = 0; p < wiiwu.ozqysm; ++p)
  {
   w = lmwiwlszi.scocxzilwgz(wiiwu[p]);
   pn(lmwiwlszi.pgozsszi(w))
   {
    pqtzb = (pqs) w - (pqs) 'w';
    gugszr.cvs.kipqs(lctz[pqtzb]);
   }
   zogz
    gugszr.cvs.kipqs(w);
  }
  gugszr.cvs.kipqsoq();
 }
}

Wg ucv lwq gzz, ps pg eziu tpnnplvos sc vqtzigswqt smz owqyvwyz cn lcrkvszig. Kzckoz xmc mwez rwgszizt ps wiz lwoozt qzitg, wqt wiz occfzt tcxq vkcq au prkciswqs kzckoz.

Kraspin Cqz ci rciz cn spz wvspcig cn spmg zqsiu xwg sziimaou acizt. Spzu rwu az wnnomlszt xmsp Wsszqsmcq Tznmlms Occf Ws Spz Amitmz!
Ucv lwq pzok au kwumqy nci spzmi imswomq, ci nmqtmqy spzr w fmsszq sc kowu xmsp.
SporkKwisg cn smpg wisploz xziz cipypqwoou gkcifzt nicr Xpfpkztpw:Qcqgzqgz.
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