From Uncyclopedia, the content-free encyclopedia
Funny story, really. About two years ago (I was in eighth grade), as a required reading project, I had to read "The Picture of Dorian Grey". I held it as absolute rubbish, boring, and mildly homosexual. Then, somewhere in the general vicinity of a month and a half ago (before joining), I find Uncyclopedia. Now, naturally, the only thing on Uncyclopedia more potent than Grues is Oscar Wilde. I was looking through my bookshelf today, and lo and behold: "The Picture of Dorian Grey" is by Wilde himself! I still hate the book, but my original intention was to throw it away, and now it will be kept forever (but doubtless not read again).
My favorite contribs o' mine:
|You Are Dead (Satan's Edition) (file info)|
|Some asshole decided the other one wasn't good enough.|