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|This little shrimp likes modding templates...||And that's why he modded this one. Congratulations, you found text!|
|Phylum||Phyll of crap|
|Order||Execute all living things above water level.|
|Family||Wife and fifteen thousand children.|
|Primary armament||Water strike|
|Secondary armament||Ice blast|
|4 degrees celsius. Preferably in the refridgerator.|
Hola señors y señoritas. My name is Schampi, because I'm a friggin' scampi. Well, actually, I'm a scampo as scampi is just the plural form of scampo. Anyhow, scampo is the italian name for the Norway lobster, which, according to American rules, makes me a communist... But, since I'm not American, I can screw the rules and just say the truth: I'm not a communist. So now that we have that all sorted out (or mixed up) we may continue our tour in the hall of mighty shrimp.
edit Or not...
I ran out of things to write...
edit Do as the Lord commands!
The Galactic Empire wants you. Just ask Vader! But that doesn't have anything to do with anything. I just kinda liked that image...