User:Schabeindividuum

This user believes in swarm intelligence and uses GNU as a result.

This user's IQ is 10000010 .

EBG13-A Guvf hfre vf n angvir fcrnxre bs EBG13.

This user is a fish, or at least thinks so.

This user can see what you don't.

This user hates religion and is a sinner through and through!

This user is convinced that any Unicorn is far superior to a Pegasus.

NO This user doesn't care.

DIFF E This user plays Video Games on the lowest difficulty setting available as winning makes them feel good about themselves.

cCbBaA .gnilleps drawkcab segaruocne resu sihT

RS This user no longer plays RunEscape. Congratulate them on their recovery and welcome them back to reality

MMORPG This user believes MMORPGs are a waste of time and/or money. Furthermore to this fact s/he demands the deletion of all MMORPGs and their players!

This user kicks butt at Tetяis: not that that's anything to be proud of.

This user fears the clowns.

This user is not American ...and unabashedly proud of it. (But he's not saying where he is from in case y'all come and bomb the hell out of it.) (List of NonAmerican Uncyclopedians)

This user knows the answer to Life, the Universe, and Everything.

This user's future is so bright they've gotta wear shades.

This user uses Uncyclopedia as his or her primary point of reference.

This user is invisible, <insert name here> sees You but you don't see him/her. Tee hee!!

This user is not a clearly-defined native speaker of any commonly-spoken language.

no nj This user is not a Ninja, with no dominion over everything totally sweet.

da-N This user is a native speaker of Danish.

en-3 This user is able to contribute with an advanced level of English.

de-1 This user is able to contribute with a basic level of Deutsch.

bs-F This user got an F in Bullsh!t and likes their native language better (if they have one).

cpp-A Yah meeht nawt beh abble tew undersvand zis usehr behkuz zey zpeek C++ whif und estreemleh theuck akzent.

css-N This user is a native speaker of CSS.

do-L Thith uther thpeakth Dolphin with a really thexy lithp.

elv-0 This user does not understand Elvish and hates people that speak it because they're all annoying foreigners.

enr-A Yah meeht nawt beh abble tew undersvand zis usehr behkuz zey zpeek Engrish whif und estreemleh theuck akzent.

gb-N This user is a native speaker of Gibberish.

gee-1 This user is able to contribute with a basic level of Geek.

ht-N This user is a native speaker of HTML.

MW-P This f****r speaks MediaWiki heavily laced with profanity that would make a f*****g a*****e sailor blush from all the g*******d blasphemy.

orb-4 This user speaks Ouroboros at a near-native level.

php-4 This user speaks PHP at a near-native level.

sa-N This user is a native speaker of Sarcasm.

typo-G This user does not speak Typo and furthermore believes Typo to be an embarassment to language. This user desires genocide of all speakers of Typo.

MS-N This user grew up in a forward-thinking family, and therefore always speaks his mind, you nerd.

This user is a Registered User and they can upload images and move pages, whoopdie freakin doo.

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I am a fish. I am a novel. I am the mobile phone you haven't been able to find for the past 4 months. I am a foot. I am a digital neo-wyxian cybergenetic über-pro book. I am the disappearance of webcams. I am the pidgin, whose name is not Pitchen. I am a entity in the space surrounding the emptiness of intelligent deities. I am no one, yet I am everyone. I am.

I am a foot.

I believe that it is ethically alright to let this page stay unfunny. --Schabeindividuum 21:00, 15 May 2009 (UTC)

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At the doctor

edit Articles I've created

Humanato (is a Deletion Survivor)

UnNews:Uncyclopedia hides existence of kidnapped flower salesman

edit Articles I've edited

Various.

edit Articles I've "re-created"

None.