User:Sceptical nick

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Long live Ingsoc. Long live BB.

Did you know...
...that Big Brother is your savior and loves you? Bow down to his glory.

Sceptical Nick is one of the leading rebels against BB. He is currently on the run from the thought police and has not been seen in several weeks

After his re-education, Nick realised his mistake, and began putting his great talent for espionage to use catching other thoughtcrimepersons. Nick is now a doubleplusgood partymember, working hard in the interests of Ingsoc and our great leader Big Brother.

"I cannot discuss such matters at this time."   ~ Inner Party Official on Sceptical Nick

"Spineless coward Brave fellow."   ~ Winston Smith on Sceptical Nick

"Do you want to huff kittens with me?"  ~ Sceptical Nick on <insert name here>

"In soviet russia, Big Brother is watched by YOU. Big Brother is watching you."   ~ Russian Reversal Good Citizen on Big Brother
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Long Live Ingsoc. Long live BB.

Noobs throwing cans

You want to watch those pesky noobs. I once ended up in hospital because of one.

Kitten, who cares

You get that kitten, grues! I certainly won't feel any guilt for bashing that one out.

ETP Help end hunger! Eat the poor!
Gefahrensymbol F This user enjoys indiscriminate pillaging.
Earth Western Hemisphere This person helps reduce overpopulation by killing people, helping the environment.
Gefahrensymbol F This user is a pyromaniac.


Just because I think everyone is trying to kill me doesn't mean they aren't. You know what I mean?

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