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Pot v. Kettle - Mediocre Britain - Spanish Inquisition (TV show) - Seven Deadly Sins - Teletubbies - Phonics - Open-Heart Surgery for Dummies - Lord Byron - Kool Aid - World War I (video game) - iPod yocto - J.D. Salinger - Z - Wall Street Crash of 1929 - Pontius Pilot - HowTo:Smell a Bit Like Fish - Slate industry in Wales - Innovations in Comedy - Self-toasting bread - Alliance of Motion Picture and Television Producers - I don't appreciate your attitude towards my potato chip situation - Cliché - Winslet fatalism - Quaid Disaster Theorem - IRC Wars (video game) - Poopenheimer Mainframe Mk XII Computer - O'Possums - Dublin Drunken Popes - Door knob - Kitten-related human fatalities - Chunky Water - Pocahontas - That one movie - Opiate of the Molasses - Pants Vaporizer - Invasion of Grenada (video game) - Zsa Zsa Gabor - Cubic Missile Crisis
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Nigerian census finds millions of rich, desperate princes - Last spot in heaven taken; hundreds waitlisted - Bro-on-bro taser violence reaches all-time high - Applebee's takes a hit after ill-timed "Spinach Sensations" menu - Jack Abramoff admits to taking money from Jack Abramoff - Chertoff slow in reaction to Mardi Gras - Mad Cow found in U.S.; "Oh fuck!" exclaim citizens - Media outlets receive chilling hurricane threat tape
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