User:Savethemooses

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The Wall Street Crash of 1929 was the stock-market crash that occurred in October 1929 and caused the eventual complete collapse of the American economy. This led to many opportunities for great photography of homeless people and farmers covered in dust the following years. It began on Black Thursday, October 24, and ended on Black Tuesday, October 29, when prices in the New York Stock Exchange (NYSE) collapsed. The names of these days remain the same despite the African American community being cleared of all accusations of causing the crash.

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Although I do not have Photoshop nor do I have elite image editing skills, I've managed to churn out a few OK pictures in my time. Here are a few of them:

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In the Moosenews

Today, Mooses everywhere rejoiced as Savethemooses debuted his new user page. Hooray.

The author of the above news item was fired today after showing objectivity in favor of mooses.

The author of the news item two items above was reinstated today after it was decided that everybody likes mooses anyway.

Savethemooses had Doritos for lunch today. He also enjoyed a nice Nutter Butter bar.

Savethemooses was devestated yesterday after learning that he had only received 4 eProps on his latest Xanga entry, which was a cry for help and may indicate a self-violent tendency.

This user page has been declared "Best Userpage Ever" by Savethemooses.

The Annual Savethemooses Parade in Halifax is going to be held soon. Stay tuned here for updates.

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From Mooselopedia's moose experts:

... that you can chat Savethemooses up on AIM at Savethemooses818?
... that mooses have 27 chromosomes, compared to the 23 that humans have?
... that the usual pace is a shambling trot, but when pressed mooses can break into a gallop?
... that the female moose is reported to kill more people in Canada than any other animal?
... that mooses enjoy eating small human babies?
... that mooses actually do have Canadian accents?
... that robots and mooses battled long ago in the Moose-Robot War of 1820?
... that the singular form of mooses is cat?

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Pot v. Kettle - Mediocre Britain - Spanish Inquisition - Seven Deadly Sins - Teletubbies - Phonics - Open-Heart Surgery for Dummies - Lord Byron - Kool Aid - World War I (video game) - iPod yocto - J.D. Salinger - Quaid Disaster Theorem - IRC Wars (video game) - Poopenheimer Mainframe Mk XII Computer - O'Possums - Dublin Drunken Popes - Door knob - Kitten-related human fatalities - Chunky Water - Pocahontas - That one movie - Opiate of the Molasses - Pants Vaporizer - Invasion of Grenada (video game) - Zsa Zsa Gabor - Peru - Cubic Missile Crisis

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For the ninth straight month, Savethemooses has been named the Mooselopedia Writer of This Month. Savethemooses is by far the funniest person of all time. He has written many articles, all of them hilarious, and has also contributed small parts to at least one million other articles. We look forward to more of his great work.

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