User:Savethemooses/IRC Wars (video game)
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<glen_quagmire> i love uncyclopedia.wikia.com
<glen_quagmire> it's so funny
<Codeine> it is
<paulgbx> the thing with the new html standards is, the tags are all the same as far as I see it
<savethemooses> why thank you
<savethemooses> go to the article iPod yocto while
<savethemooses> you're at it
*Flammable hits STM with infatable waterfowl for shameless self-promotion.*
<Flammable> inflatable, even
<Codeine> hey, if I want to update an image..
<Splarka> well, fuck em for making html not backwards compatable, font is damn *standard*
<Codeine> can I just upload one with the same filename over the previous one?
<Splarka> cody: just overwrite it
<Codeine> or do I have to delete the other one first
*savethemooses shoots flammable with a crossbow*
<Splarka> you can revert it to a previous version if it fails
<paulgbx> i dont understand why we need all the tags since everything can be done with tables and spans and divs anyway
<Splarka> don't delete it though
<Flammable> Goddamnit! I thought we had a non-pointy object rule for emotes!
<paulgbx> but everything will be backwards compatible, some things are just prefered
<Splarka> I don't understand why we need all these spans when everything could be done before with the tags!
<savethemooses> ironically, the arrow was on fire
<Flammable> That bolt was clearly pointy,!
<Splarka> what the hell is the point of changing everything all the time, bah, something will come along and replace span anyhow
*savethemooses slaps Codeine around a bit with a large trout*
<Splarka> like <flibblemcgibbitsmindreadingtag>
*savethemooses slaps Euniana around a bit with a large trout*
*savethemooses slaps Flammable around a bit with a large trout*
*savethemooses slaps glen_quagmire around a bit with a large trout*
*savethemooses slaps MooingLemur around a bit with a large trout*
<glen_quagmire> why dear?
<glen_quagmire> isn't this annoying?
<Codeine> yay it worked
<Codeine> isn't *what* annoying glen?
<glen_quagmire> i had some random guy messaging me like, "why? why dear?"
<glen_quagmire> it was so annyoing
<savethemooses> I'll block him
<glen_quagmire> why dear?
*paulgbx has quit IRC ("snakes off"�)*
*Codeine flicks kidney beans at savethemooses*
*glen_quagmire is known as savethemooses*
*glen_quagmire has quit( bye );*
<glen_quagmire> i'm here
*savethemooses stabs Codeine in the kidney with a steak knife*
*Flammable hits stm with a giant squeaky hammer.*
<glen_quagmire> girls in east coast say hola
<glen_quagmire> a/s/l plz everyone
*savethemooses pokes out Flammable's eyes with a very tiny trident*
<Codeine> what *are* you up to
<Codeine> jesus man
*Codeine throws a dialysis machine at savethemooses*
<Flammable> No! not an Eyedent!
*savethemooses blocks the dialysis machine and examines Codeine's rectal polyps thouroughly*
*Flammable tries to suffocate stm with Trident-brand Chewing gum.*
<savethemooses> (with a mace)
*Codeine expels projectile diarrhea at stm*
*savethemooses takes a chainsaw to Flammable's spinal cord*
<Codeine> that'll learn ya
*savethemooses osmoses the diarrhea and uses it to gain +9832 muscle mass*
*savethemooses pwns Codeine*
*Flammable takes stm's spinal cord and strangles him.*
<Flammable> with a chainsaw.
<savethemooses> I mean...
*savethemooses inhales Flammable's skull with a crazy straw*
<Flammable> Oddly enough, I'm studying the Centrl nervous system right now.
*savethemooses gives Flammable an F and suggests trade school*
*Flammable lyophilizes Stm's brain and snorts it through a dollar bill.*
*Codeine dresses stm in drag and dumps him in a bar in rural Georgia*
*savethemooses recruits a gang of angry Georgia farmers together and directs them to impale Codine repeatedly with their pitchforks*
*savethemooses takes a potion and regains all HP*
*savethemooses strangles Flammable with his own ellipsis*
*Codeine uses his Armour of Repelling Hicks*
*savethemooses uses his Armour Armor*
*Flammable calls upon power of PONS!*
*Flammable has his normal breathing restored.*
*savethemooses punctures Flammable's lungs with a Hello Kitty pen*
*Codeine rolls a 20*
*Spintherism has joined #uncyclopedia*
<Codeine> critical hit, motherfucker
*Flammable gets Chron's much larger Hello Kitty Pen and jams it into stm's forehead..*
<Codeine> you take 30HP damage
<savethemooses> help spin!
<savethemooses> I'm being double-teamed!
*savethemooses takes a mega self-replenishing potion*
*Codeine wonders how many people are vandalising Uncyc whilst we're all playing silly buggers on IRC*
*savethemooses gains 29320 HP*
<Splarka> howdy spin
<Spintherism> I'm fresh out of extra replinishment potions
<Splarka> don't mind the insane freaky mc deekgeeks
*Codeine throws Splarka into his portable hole*
*savethemooses drops a fat person on top of Splarka from a helicopter 230 miles up*
<Spintherism> I'm in some sort of sleep and food deprived zombie mode, so I'll mind everything an equally large amount
*savethemooses removes Spin's head and destroys the brain*
<savethemooses> (cuz he's a zombie)
<Spintherism> That's not going to make much of a difference
<Spintherism> I think with my spleen
<Spintherism> all the cool kids are doing it these days
<Spintherism> get with the program
<Flammable> time to go microwave some jambalaya
*savethemooses stabs Spin in the spleen with a Hello Kitty pen*
<Spintherism> Your internet words do not phase me!
*savethemooses phases Spin*
<Spintherism> I've been phased
*savethemooses does a jug*
*savethemooses does a jig*
<Codeine> Hey, where did my jug of sex change potion go?
<savethemooses> oh noes!
*Codeine watches stm with interest*
<Codeine> hey baby
<Codeine> nice antlers
*savethemooses runs away*
*savethemooses is now known as stm_away*
<Spintherism> At the tone, pacific standard time will be...
<Splarka> "I used to think the brain was the most fascinating part of the body. Then I thought, 'Look what's telling me that.'"
<stm_away> this battle is not over!!!
*stm_away blasts off in a rocket ship*