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AND NOW... THE LEGEND OF CWIR
<Cwir> ok I am going next IRC
<Cwir> pa pa
<MoneySign> Pa pa to you too.
- Cwir has quit IRC (Remote closed the connection#)
<Savethemooses> I miss Cwir already
<MoneySign> Hey, remember that time he asked if we having good day?
<Savethemooses> oh, man
<Savethemooses> do I ever
<Savethemooses> he would always ask that
<MoneySign> Haha, yeah...
<MoneySign> Good ol' Cwir...
<Savethemooses> quite a pal
<MoneySign> I think I'll give him a ring later on.
<MoneySign> See how he's doing.
<Savethemooses> that would be nice
<MoneySign> Maybe we can all get together again...
<MoneySign> For old times sake.
<Savethemooses> have a picnic
<Savethemooses> just like old times
<Savethemooses> I'm sure Cwir will bring the mustard!!!
<MoneySign> Yeah... And then we'd all go "pa pa"...
<Savethemooses> we would always go "pa pa"!
<Savethemooses> it was tradition
<wolf> MoneySign: Maybe so
<MoneySign> Haha... Yeah...
<wolf> but I still want to do it.
<MoneySign> Good ol' Cwir and his silly antics...
<MoneySign> That's good, wolf.
<MoneySign> Life without ambitions is no life at all, if you ask me.
<Savethemooses> wolf, can't you see we're recalling good times gone by?
<MoneySign> Hey, wolf, you remember Cwir, don't you?
<wolf> Savethemooses: No
<MoneySign> The Polish guy?
<MoneySign> With the funny accent?
<MoneySign> Oh, come on... You remember him..
<MoneySign> Don't be so daft.
<wolf> no recollection whatsoever
<MoneySign> Haha! Yeah...
<MoneySign> Ring a bell, wolf?
<Savethemooses> C'mon wolf, you know cwir
<Savethemooses> one time he performed a whole liontaming act while completely plastered
<Savethemooses> the whole circus went crazy!
<MoneySign> Haha, yeah!
<MoneySign> Wolf, now you're just being crazy.
<wolf> what are you guys smoking?
<MoneySign> See, you remember him!!
<MoneySign> Cwir asked that too!
<wolf> I want about 20 tons of it to sell on the street to local kids.
<Savethemooses> Cwir always bought drugs from us
<Savethemooses> good ol' cwir
<MoneySign> Paid for my house, he did.
<MoneySign> Cwir "Pa pa" Polinski.
<MoneySign> Good man.
<Savethemooses> whatever happened to him?
<MoneySign> Got deported, didn't he?
<wolf> oh, him.
<wolf> that's right
<Savethemooses> that's right..
<wolf> the one that farmed dirt for a profit
<Savethemooses> well, dirt was the street name
<MoneySign> Yeah... Technically, it was mud.
<MoneySign> But you couldn't say that in public.
<Savethemooses> Oh, no
<wolf> what happened to that cat?
<Savethemooses> he got deported
<MoneySign> Got deported...
<Savethemooses> INS didn't like the mud growing
<wolf> where to?
<MoneySign> Poor man... Too good for this world.
<MoneySign> Back to Poland, I think.
<Savethemooses> yeah. ahead of his time
<Savethemooses> right back to poland
<wolf> I take it that it is an internetless wasteland/hellhole
<Savethemooses> all of the above
<MoneySign> Lucky Poland, though, I say.
<wolf> I mean, he'd never go this long without dropping by to tell us about his amazing adventures.
<Savethemooses> Poland's a better place now
<MoneySign> Haha! Like that time he said "Hi"... Remember that, wolf?
<Savethemooses> oh god
<Savethemooses> that was great
<wolf> yeah, that was a riot
<MoneySign> Your reaction was priceless, Savethemooses.
<Savethemooses> I know!!!
<Savethemooses> I almost shot chowder out of my nose
<MoneySign> And he actually believed you for a good while!
<MoneySign> Hahaha! Yeah! I could see you almost cracking up!
<Savethemooses> he'd always say hi while I was eating chowder
<MoneySign> Made me turn around.
<MoneySign> Ah, good ol' Cwir...
<MoneySign> We miss you so.
<Savethemooses> Yes, yes
<Savethemooses> Maybe we'll see ya again, pal