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| This user is an admin. Don't mess with them, or you will be BANNED.
Or eaten by a grue.
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| {{Template:BureaucratUser}}
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| This user is a Bureaucrat and they have the power of creation at their fingertips. They may ban or delete occasionally too.
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| {{Template:southpaw}}
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| {{Template:northpaw}}
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| This user is right-handed.
In Latin they would be dexter.
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| {{Template:User Bright Future}}
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| This user's future is so bright they've gotta wear shades.
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| {{Template:User IQ}}
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| This user's IQ is Over 9000.
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| {{Template:User hostage}}
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| This user is being held hostage in a Chinese fortune cookie factory! Making a deal with Congress is like paying a cannibal to eat you last. Help!
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| {{Template:User iamafish-en}}
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| This user is a fish, or at least thinks so.
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| {{Template:User iamalemming-en}}
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| This user is a lemming, or at least thinks so.
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| {{Template:User iamanaeroplane-en}}
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| This user is an aeroplane, and can be annoying. No offence to pilots.
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| {{Template:User iamamonarch-en}}
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| {{Template:LlamaRockingChair}}
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| This user likes llamas, and rides them on a daily basis.
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| {{Template:LlamaRockingChair2}}
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| See? Look at him. He really likes the llamas.
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| No, seriously. That's him there, on the llama.
<-- See?
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| {{Template:LlamaRockingChair4}}
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| Stop scrolling down, and admire the llama. It's much more interesting than the actual userpage, trust me.
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| {{Template:LlamaRockingChair5}}
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| What, you don't believe me? Fine, see for yourself. Don't blame me when you die from lack of llama.
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| {{Template:User Senioritis}}
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This user suffers from senioritis, an incurable demotivational syndrome.
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| {{Template:User MrDucky}}
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| {{Template:user mutant}}
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| {{Template:user no gender}}
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| ♀♂
| This user is unsure of his or her gender and doesn't want to know.
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| {{Template:user grue}}
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| This user is a grue and while you were reading this, has eaten you. Start over?
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| {{Template:User Leon Fan}}
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| This user is humping Leon Trotsky's leg.
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| {{Template:User Mind reader}}
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| {{Template:User Nietzsche Fan}}
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| {{User Paladin}} |
| This user is a paladin. Hide your demons and undead.
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| {{User Poor}} |
| This user is POOR,
has never passed GO,
and never collected $200.00.
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| {{user procrastinate}} |
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| This user would be a professional procrastinator, but he or she can't be bothered.
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| {{User serviceable-no}} |
| No user serviceable parts inside.
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| {{User clone}} | this might be usable for unintended anonymous editors
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| {{User Camelot}} |
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| {{user notanumber}} |
| This user is not a number, s/he is a free wo/man!
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| {{User Asian}} |
| This user is an Asian and probably lives at an internet cafe playing Ragnarok24-7.
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| {{User CS}} |
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| {{User Ubox-crap|some other page}} |
Ubx-
Crapload
| This user has a crapload of userboxes. To see more of them, go to some other page.
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| {{User shiny}} |
| This user is easily distracted by anything shiny.
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| {{User Official}} |
| Official
| This user is official. They get all their user boxes from here.
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| {{Steal userboxes}} |
| Eeek!
| This user steals userboxes from random people's user pages.
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| {{User shuvel}} |
| This user gots a shuvel. Yes he/she does.
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| {{User wizard}} |
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| {{User Alien Anteater}} |
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| {{User paint}} |
| This user's primary source of artwork is MS Paint.
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| {{User wants featured}} |
| This user wants [[{{{1}}}]] featured.
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| {{User anon}} |
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| {{Rent}} |
| RENT
| This space for rent.
Call 1-800-666-6666.
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| {{Userbox Template}} |
| Temp
| This is a template userbox, to create userboxes from. Anyone with it on his/her page is clearly just looking for an excuse to have more Userboxes.
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| {{Template:NoGoodUserboxes}}
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| This user couldn't find any userboxes he/she actually liked.
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| {{Template:Random User}}
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| This user is a trusty sexy Tanner Thompson that likes to deter while obscure explosive librarys cure his animal.
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| {{Template:CuteKiss}}
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| Awww... How adorable! You made some other User happy and they left a kiss for you on your page!
Keep the good work goin' for some more ;u*
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| {{Template:User random thing}}
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| This user is the random unnatural Nintendo that cured his fingernail inside of your Nintendo so you must crystallize him/her with your unnatural Nintendo.
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| {{User:Naughtyned/XCard}}
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| Merry Chrizzle, Happy Hanukizzle, and a Kick Ass Kwizzle from Me & Snoop Dizzle!
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| Color
| This user likes random colored userboxes.
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| This user is a metalhead, prone to wearing offensive shirts and headbanging to really loud music. Metalheads also have long hair, but are not to be confused with hippies.
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| {{Template:User diamond}}
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| This user got Pokémon Diamond because they are a corporate whore.
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| {{Template:User pearl}}
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| This user got Pokémon Pearl because they are a corporate whore.
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| {{Template:User mcdude}}
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| Mr.McDude has approved this article to be a part of his master plan
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| {{Template:User See}}
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| This user can see what you don't.
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| {{User Anti-Flame}} |
| This User tries to stop flamewars to protect the O-zone layer.
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| {{Clarinetplayer}} |
| This user is a clarinet player, and as such is taunted by most boys.
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| {{guitarist}} |
| This user plays guitar because it attracts more groupies, and gets more solos than the bass.
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| {{bassist}} |
| This user plays bass, because it attracts groupies without the need for excessive rehearsal time.
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| {{drummer}} |
| This user plays drums, and usually hangs around with musicians.
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| {{pianist}} |
| This user is a big pianist, and as such believes they are better than all other musicians.
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| {{User OS:Dos}} |
| C:\>_
| This user contributes using DOS.
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| {{OperaUser}} |
| This user uses Opera, but is above petty musicals.
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| {{User dialup}} |
Dialing...
Verifying username and password...
Shit! This user contributes using dial-up!
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| {{F@HUser}} |
| This user joined the Folding@home Team, because he/she has nothing better to do with his/her computer.
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| {{MarreeManUser}} |
| This user is a Marree Man. Drongos just became an endangered species.
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| {{WindowsUser}} |
| This user uses Windows because he or she can't get enough of your lover.
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| {{UnAnnouncerUser}} |
| This user is an announcer for UnNews because no reputable broadcaster would hire them.
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| {{UnReporterUser}} |
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| This user is a reporter for UnNews because they couldn't get a job at a real newspaper.
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| {{User Pirate}} |
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| {{User Bestiary}} |
| This User is a zookeeper at the Un-Bestiary. Don't mind the smell.
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| {{User Punished}} |
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| This User has been officially punished on Un-Bestiary. Learn from their mistakes and don't get flogged.
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| {{User Never Punished}} |
| This User has never been punished on Un-Bestiary. Learn from their actions and act like them.
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| {{User smoker}} |
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| {{User Gamer}} |
| This user is a Gamer and therefore creepy.
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| {{Metalhead}} |
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| This user is a metalhead, prone to wearing offensive shirts and headbanging to really loud music. Metalheads also have long hair, but are not to be confused with hippies.
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| {{User PUTPBAA}} |
| This user edits PUTPBAA, the most organised text-adventure on Uncyclopedia.
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| {{User Vegan}} |
| This user is a vegan and loooooooves tofu. Please remind them that they'll die if they don't eat animal protein.
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| {{User Vampire}} |
| This user is a vampire. Bleh!
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| {{User Zombie}} |
| This user is a zombie, and wants to eat your brains.
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| {{Miser}} |
| This user is a miser, and couldn't be happier with his/her money!
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| {{User assassin}} |
| This user is an assassin, and can kill you anywhere you go from in the shadows. Fear this user.
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| {{Maddox fan}} |
| This user loves Maddox.
Maddox, however, doesn't give a damn.
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These userboxes are oriented towards games. 'Nuff saud.
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| {{Mindspeakm|0}} |
| MS-0
| This user doesn't know how to speak his mind, and hates people who speak their minds because they're all annoying liberals.
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| {{Mindspeakm|1}} |
| MS-1
| This user has a basic understanding of how to speak his mind, but prefers to leave the free thinking to the philosophers.
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| {{Mindspeakm|2}} |
| MS-2
| This user is able to contribute through speaking his mind at an intermediate level.
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| {{Mindspeakm|3}} |
| MS-3
| This user can contribute with an advanced understanding of how to speak his mind.
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| {{Mindspeakm|4}} |
| MS-4
| This user has learned to speak his mind all the time. Stop the war!
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| {{Mindspeakm|N}} |
| MS-N
| This user grew up in a forward-thinking family, and therefore always speaks his mind, you nerd.
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| {{Mindspeakm|A}} |
| MS-A
| Ya might nawt bea abewl two oondarstawnd diz youwzer whewn hew iz spewkeeng heez meint cauz hee zpeekz eet wiz aw vewrie theeck acksint.
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| {{Mindspeakm|E}} |
| MS-E
| This user only speaks his mind because his school was secretly part of a resistance group.
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| {{Mindspeakm|F}} |
| MS-F
| This user got an F in speaking his mind, and prefers to accept everything those above him tell him.
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| {{Mindspeakm|G}} |
| MS-G
| This user is a member of the Ministry of Love, swears that speaking ones mind is an embarrassment to society, and hereby wishes genocide of all those liberals who speak their minds.
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| {{Mindspeakm|P}} |
| MS-P
| This ****ing ****er ****ing well speaks his ****ing mind laced with ****ing profanities.
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| {{Mindspeakm|L}} |
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| Thith uther thpeakf hith mind wif an awfthul lithp.
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| MS-X
| This user only speaks his mind enough to seduce and kidnap native mind-speakers for an authoritarian regime.
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