Don't touch the buttons on the wall. I beg you. Please. --SZ 20:08, 17 June 2006 (UTC) 19:54, 17 June 2006 (UTC)
Userbox Bonanza
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This user is a professional chemist h4x0r and works tirelessly to extract OMFuckinGodium from its natural state.
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This f****r speaks American English heavily laced with profanity that would make a f*****g a*****e sailor blush from all the g*******d blasphemy.
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This f****r speaks Asshat
heavily laced with profanity that would make a f*****g a*****e sailor blush from all the g*******d blasphemy.
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This f****r speaks Dumbass heavily laced with profanity that would make a f*****g a*****e sailor blush from all the g*******d blasphemy.
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This f****r speaks Igpay Atinlay heavily laced with profanity that would make a f*****g a*****e sailor blush from all the g*******d blasphemy.
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This f****r speaks English heavily laced with profanity that would make a f*****g a*****e sailor blush from all the g*******d blasphemy.
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This f****r speaks Scrabble heavily laced with profanity that would make a f*****g a*****e sailor blush from all the g*******d blasphemy.
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This f****r speaks Gibberish heavily laced with profanity that would make a f*****g a*****e sailor blush from all the g*******d blasphemy.
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This f****r speaks Klingon heavily laced with profanity that would make a f*****g a*****e sailor blush from all the g*******d blasphemy.
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This user would be a professional procrastinator , but he or she can't be bothered.
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This user is searching for the Cabal . If they go missing, please inform their family.
This *bleep* user likes to *bleep* the use of *bleep* *bleep* profanity *bleep*
This user should not be trusted .
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This user is a native speaker of Bullet and can fire high-caliber rounds in full-automatic mode.
This user is a Ninja , with dominion over everything totally sweet.
Ubx- Crapload
This user has a crapload of userboxes. To see more of them, go to Hell .
No user serviceable parts inside.
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This user contributes using DOS .
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This user steals userboxes from random people's user pages.
This User knows the truth about hummingbirds and will not rest until the lies have been dispelled.
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This user is anonymous . That is, numbskull, he or she doesn't want you to know who he or she is.
This user hates you and everyone you care about.
This person helps reduce overpopulation by killing people , helping the environment.
This user is a Viking and enjoys killing, looting and pillaging.
This user gots a shuvel. Yes {{{1}}} does.
This user plays drums , and usually hangs around with musicians.
This user is an aeroplane , and can be annoying. No offence to pilots.
This user is a paladin . Hide your demons and undead.
This user is easily distracted by anything shiny.
This user is a Gamer and therefore creepy.
This user hates religion and is a sinner through and through!
This user's future is so bright they've gotta wear shades.