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edit About me
So I guess this my own personal user page? Someone correct me if I'm wrong. I've long been a fan of Uncyclopedia and recently decided to join to try my hand at writing some of my own articles. Currently I'm still seeking inspiration for my first article. I'm thinking maybe Seamonkeys
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edit Life Story
I was born as the love child of a crippled Eskimo and a sultry Pacific Islander. My early years were spent traveling throughout the world, in search of the Holy Grail, and are actually the inspiration for Dan Brown's Da Vinci Code. Later, I ran away from beloved parents to establish my own nationwide sausage stand business, which was sadly a failure. A year later, at the age of 7, I became a world champion of handball and spent my winnings to purchase my magical friend Guillermo from a world-renowned wizard. As I progressed in my schooling, I took a year abroad in Russia to brush up on my Cyrillic as well as to sharpen my skills in the wonderful game of hockey. And then some other stuff happened and I was left to entertain myself on Uncyclopedia and other pornographic sites.