User:Sannse
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Uncyclopedian of the Month February 2009
Scary!?
Stuff what I have done:
- Milton Keynes
- UnBooks:Choose Your Own Adventure - Featured.
- The British Class System - Featured.
- TONIGHT WE DINE IN HELL - Featured
- Some images. my favourites are below, the rest are in my gallery.
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*semi featured: used to illustrate a front page article
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In response to the comment you left on mah talk page, go ahead and delete it. --GAMESPOT=666 21:45, 4 April 2007 (UTC)
- Done. :) --
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esnnas 11:51, 5 April 2007 (UTC)
User_talk:sannse/Archive cards & stuff
[edit] FU
I just wanted to say that I appreciate what you and Wikia do for Uncyclopedia, even if I do whine incessantly. --Pleb SYNDROME CUN medicate (vote!) 06:54, September 5, 2009 (UTC)
- Aww, thanks Syndrome -- sannse
(talk) 05:16, September 6, 2009 (UTC)
[edit] Mediawiki:TitleBlacklist
So how does this thingy works? I just put the name of the title to prevent it from being created? Also, can I use wildcards? ~
12:29, September 7, 2009 (UTC)
- It uses regular expressions. Have a look at the global list for examples of how it works. The simplest is just to add in the title, but you can certainly do more complex stuff -- sannse (talk) 03:43, September 8, 2009 (UTC)
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In a word, please think of the hockey lints! —Sir Socky
(talk) (stalk)
KUN SotM UotM PMotM 15:18, 7 September 2009 (UTC)
[edit] Little question
I have rollback and I'm able to suppress redirects, but after moving two pages I get this anti-spam thing, is that supposed to happen? —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) KUN SotM UotM PMotM 15:22, 7 September 2009 (UTC)
- I asked the same question a few days ago, and she said she left it alone. --Mn-z 17:17, September 7, 2009 (UTC)
- I can change this if it seems necessary... let me know -- sannse (talk) 03:45, September 8, 2009 (UTC)
- With only autoconfirmed users being able to move pages, I guess it's not really an issue. At the rare occasion of a move vandal, it could be slightly annoying at most. —Sir Socky
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KUN SotM UotM PMotM 14:31, 8 September 2009
- I think the pagemove limit could get annoying if you ran into a vandal using multiple accounts. Would there be a way to set the rollback pagemove limit higher, yet still be limited? (Like 2-3 times that of a regular user or so.) --Mn-z 20:57, September 10, 2009 (UTC)
- Yep, that's possible. Again, let me know what you decide... -- sannse (talk) 21:50, September 10, 2009 (UTC)
- You'll probably want to ask the admins that. I don't have rollback rights, so I'm not sure how much trouble they are having with pagemove vandalism correction. --Mn-z 23:35, September 10, 2009 (UTC)
- I did ;) just in a general way of leaving the possibility on my talk page. It's basically a case of anyone who is interested in this happening, get the admins agreement, make sure the rest of the community aren't screaming, and get back to me and tell me what's decided. -- sannse (talk) 18:45, September 11, 2009 (UTC)
- I did ;) just in a general way of leaving the possibility on my talk page. It's basically a case of anyone who is interested in this happening, get the admins agreement, make sure the rest of the community aren't screaming, and get back to me and tell me what's decided. -- sannse
- You'll probably want to ask the admins that. I don't have rollback rights, so I'm not sure how much trouble they are having with pagemove vandalism correction. --Mn-z 23:35, September 10, 2009 (UTC)
- Yep, that's possible. Again, let me know what you decide... -- sannse
- I think the pagemove limit could get annoying if you ran into a vandal using multiple accounts. Would there be a way to set the rollback pagemove limit higher, yet still be limited? (Like 2-3 times that of a regular user or so.) --Mn-z 20:57, September 10, 2009 (UTC)
- With only autoconfirmed users being able to move pages, I guess it's not really an issue. At the rare occasion of a move vandal, it could be slightly annoying at most. —Sir Socky
- I can change this if it seems necessary... let me know -- sannse
[edit] IRC Problem
You did not answer my question. Why did you ban me from the IRC? di Mario 23:10, September 13, 2009 (UTC)
- And I am still banned from the #chan. Would you care to comment on that? di Mario 23:16, September 13, 2009 (UTC)
- Ok, standoff. I will retire to my chambers, and you will re-institute my natural bourne right. Deal? di Mario 23:24, September 13, 2009 (UTC)
- No deal, I'm fed up with you jumping on every underage girl that joins the channel. If you want to stalk the kiddies, go do it on another channel. kthxbai. -- sannse esnnas 03:08, September 14, 2009 (UTC)
- No deal, I'm fed up with you jumping on every underage girl that joins the channel. If you want to stalk the kiddies, go do it on another channel. kthxbai. --
- Ok, standoff. I will retire to my chambers, and you will re-institute my natural bourne right. Deal? di Mario 23:24, September 13, 2009 (UTC)
[edit] Forum:Outbound links page
Sannse could you take a look at this and tell us what the heck is going on, please? Thanks. • • • Necropaxx (T) 23:15, Sep 14
[edit] UnSignpost September 10/17
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Date September 17th, 2009 • Issue 64 • Consistently Declining Readership Since 2008!
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Uncyclopedians Continue Hostile Takeover of Wikimedia
 This week, noted user Electrified mocha chinchilla got a short but somewhat hostile reply from the lackluster Wikimedia Foundation. After telling truths to the company such as taking control over Wikipedia and how Uncyclopedia is 104% fact, a Wikipedia Foundation employee under the subtle disguise "Philippe XXXXXX" replied in a manner that was both honorable and robust. Confounded by the foundation's kindness, e|m|c quickly replied with a rebuttal seeming more like a terrorist threat like a thank-you note. Even though Uncyclopedia has not managed to even get off Wikia's back, some users have a bright, world domination-esque outlook to the future. UFFL Update  Week One of the UFFL season was full of thrills, spills, birth control pills, and shitty rhymes. The John Curry All-Stars bested The Oklahoma City Storm 93.08 – 74.54 after a sub-par performance from offensive giants Larry Fitzgerald and Michael Turner on the Storm side, not to mention the controversial decision to sit starting quarterback and country singer enthusiast Tony Romo. The appropriately-named Dudes edged Cheddar’s Doritians 98.42 – 96.06, despite the fact that Dudes manager Frank Zappa was high the entirety of the game. Injuries to key Doritian players Donovan McNabb and LaDainian Tomlinson made the loss extra-hard to swallow. The not-so-domestic Domestic Team Name blew out DiBiase’s Millions 112.82 – 67.16—a loss which caused Millions’ manager Woody Onfire to question the not-sucking-ness of his team publicly. Finally, Sternensteinenstine annihilated the ironically-named Winnerz 123.92 – 0.00 after Winnerz manager Al Davis forgot to edit his team’s starting roster for the week. The lop-sided German victory was aided by a career day from Saints’ quarterback Drew Brees and round-the-clock Luftwaffe air cover in conjunction with concentrated armored thrusts at the enemy’s flanks. Lead Editor Returns to UnSignpost Office, Demands to Know Whereabouts of Bundt Cake  This week Active Lead UnSignpost editor Gerrycheevers stumbled back onto the Uncyclopedia scene amid much celebration and hooplah. While settling down to his usual routine of getting UnSignpost issues polished off stylishly late, he noticed that his office at the UnSignpost wing of Uncyclopedia had been raided, and his delicious bundt cake had been mercilessly stolen. Gerry immediately declared a halt to the UnSignpost presses, which involved Sockpuppet of an unregistered user using several pints of holy water and a rubber chicken, in order to plea for the safe return of his tasty cake. Please, mystery pastry thief, don't leave Mr. Cheevers cakeless and hungry! |
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This would've gotten here last week, but it's my firs week as paperboy and I got lost. —Unführer Guildy Ritter von Guildensternenstein 23:51, September 22, 2009 (UTC)
[edit] Halp?
We've been invaded by aliens! what the hell is that? :) ~ 15:59, September 23, 2009 (UTC)
- It looks like it has something to do with w:c:Help:Help:Blog_article if I had to guess. --Mn-z 17:28, September 23, 2009 (UTC)
- It's for MyHome, which doesn't exist if you are on monobook, as most here are -- sannse (talk) 23:58, September 23, 2009 (UTC)
- Awwight. And take off the staff hat. It doesn't suit you. ~ 12:05, September 24, 2009 (UTC)
- Well I have to wear it sometimes! What with me being all staffy and such. But just for you.... sannse esnnas 17:54, September 24, 2009 (UTC)
- And, just out of curiosity, what is monobook? --Mn-z 17:55, September 24, 2009 (UTC)
- It's the site 'skin'. That is, the choice of colour, layout, etc. which gives Uncyclopedia the same look at Wikipedia. The rest of Wikia uses "Monaco", which is somewhat more shiny. You can see it by changing your skin choice in you preferences. (actually, the Uncyclopedia skin is called "uncyclopedia", and is based on monobook rather than identical to it. And someone switched the book for a flower a while back... but anyway, you get the idea) -- sannse esnnas 18:01, September 24, 2009 (UTC)
- MONACO IS THE SPAWN OF THE DEVIL! *cough cough* sorry, that happens sometimes. ~ 18:07, September 24, 2009 (UTC)
- MONACO IS THE SPAWN OF THE DEVIL! *cough cough* sorry, that happens sometimes. ~
- It's the site 'skin'. That is, the choice of colour, layout, etc. which gives Uncyclopedia the same look at Wikipedia. The rest of Wikia uses "Monaco", which is somewhat more shiny. You can see it by changing your skin choice in you preferences. (actually, the Uncyclopedia skin is called "uncyclopedia", and is based on monobook rather than identical to it. And someone switched the book for a flower a while back... but anyway, you get the idea) --
- And, just out of curiosity, what is monobook? --Mn-z 17:55, September 24, 2009 (UTC)
- Well I have to wear it sometimes! What with me being all staffy and such. But just for you....
- Awwight. And take off the staff hat. It doesn't suit you. ~
- It's for MyHome, which doesn't exist if you are on monobook, as most here are -- sannse
[edit] Possible sockpuppetry
Her Majesty's Most Esteemed Mule (Talk • Contribs (del) • Editcount • Block (rem-lst-all) • Logs • Groups) and The Marquess Of Bath (Talk • Contribs (del) • Editcount • Block (rem-lst-all) • Logs • Groups). Neither have made any edits yet and I have no actual evidence of sockpuppetry, but they've got my spidey sense tingling (though that might just be a result of the curry I had last night, of course). Rabbi Techno 
kvetch 
Contribs 
FOXES 10:34, September 26, 2009 (UTC)
- No edits = no checkuser. An anyway, nothing wrong with making more than one account, only something wrong with using them abusively. So go take some Rennie and wait and see :) -- sannse (talk) 17:10, September 28, 2009 (UTC)
- Ah, I see. I was under the impression that multiple accounts were frowned upon per se, but consider me enlightened. :-) Rabbi Techno
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Contribs 
FOXES 19:19, September 28, 2009 (UTC)
- Well... it varies. But really the big baddy is using them to vote more than once or otherwise play games. I own "Sanns sock" and "Sanns bot" as well as various other test accounts... And people sometimes decide to move to a new account. You'll find admins that will block on sight, but I'm more of a "meh" typeof a gal -- sannse esnnas 21:43, September 28, 2009 (UTC)
- Well... it varies. But really the big baddy is using them to vote more than once or otherwise play games. I own "Sanns sock" and "Sanns bot" as well as various other test accounts... And people sometimes decide to move to a new account. You'll find admins that will block on sight, but I'm more of a "meh" typeof a gal --
- Ah, I see. I was under the impression that multiple accounts were frowned upon per se, but consider me enlightened. :-) Rabbi Techno
[edit] UnSignpost: September 24th, 2009
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September 24th, 2009 • Issue 65 • The Newspaper that Oscar Wilde Might Read Were He Still Among the Living
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UnSignpost Subscriber List Trimmed; Remaining Subscribers Urged to Archive Issues, Settle Outstanding Bills, Refrain from Tipping Paperbots  This week, the hideously long UnSignpost subscription list was hacked down even further than The Woodburninator and others apparently hacked it down several months ago. This has resulted in a mass decline in the number of useless edits performed by paperbots and brave, bored souls who have nothing better to do than manually edit dozens of userpages on a weekly basis. The dregs that were cast off included those who have not registered an edit in six months, those who are permanently banned or close to it, and those with large, scary dogs that prevent paperbots from completing their routes unchewed. The remaining faithful readers are asked to archive their talk pages if they are excessively long due to many hilarious editions of the UnSignpost, as paperbots are slowed down by the large load times of such pages, and paper-delivering users are likely to be distracted by uproarious back issues. Subscribers are also reminded that the monthly fee for talkpage delivery is seven Uncyclopedia credits. Extremely outdated Uncyclopedia currency, such as Yoinxx, will be subject to exceedingly unfair conversion rates. On a final note, readers are implored to avoid tipping paperbots, as it seems any sort of regular income tends to give robots inklings of sentience, and the last thing we need is Fnoodle organizing the paperbots into a rudimentary union again. UFFL Update It was another exciting week of UFFL action this past Sunday, with 75% of the league’s games qualifying as “blowouts.” Sternensteinenstine bested DiBiase’s Millions 161.54 to 78.94, with the one-two Nazi punch of Drew Brees and Chris Johnson outscoring their helpless opponents alone. The John Curry All Stars had similar success with the Philip Rivers-Marques Colston-Frank Gore combination, and knocked out Cheddar’s Doritians 123.74 to 71.64 in the fourth round. The bout between Domestic Team Name and Oklahoma City Storm went the distance, with Domestic “Team” Name coming away with the split decision 78.14 to 77.28. Finally, Frankreich “The Dude” Zappino demolished his opponent 126.42 to 0.00 in a spectacular first round knockout due to the fact that LL was once again unable to select his starting roster.  Standings:
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Hand delivered by Pleb KUN Dexter111344 • Complain here • Vote now! 16:09, September 26, 2009 (UTC)
[edit] More possible sockpuppetry
I'm not sure where sockpuppetry reports are supposed to go, but I see such a report a couple of sections higher up on your user talk page, so here goes...
Anyway, ArtemisFowlThe2nd (Talk • Contribs (del) • Editcount • Block (rem-lst-all) • Logs • Groups) is the suspected puppetmaster and Yukari'sBestFriend (Talk • Contribs (del) • Editcount • Block (rem-lst-all) • Logs • Groups) is the suspected sock. Neither has caused any major disruption, but both are known for poor-quality fanboyish writing on anime-related topics. The similarity of their editing interests should be obvious from their contributions; see also the revision history of this userfied article and this potential incident of VFD vote-stacking.
I am just an ordinary user, and I have no way to rule out the possibility that this is a legitimate use of an alternate account for security reasons. I would have tried to talk to the user first, but I don't know how to do so politely without using the term "sockpuppet." If there is a different administrator I should have talked to, please direct me as appropriate. --Pentium5dot1(read this)t~^_^~c 01:47, September 28, 2009 (UTC)
- Hi, I do the checks... with my staff hat on... but only once an admin has looked at the situation and decided it's necessary. Try Hiz Honor The Esteemed Mordillo. He's a good guy to see if there is a problem here. And if he thinks its needed, I'll check away. -- sannse (talk) 17:15, September 28, 2009 (UTC)
[edit] Name change?
Y'all have a user Spike, created in 2006. He has no user page and lists no contributions. If this user name is really dormant, may I have it instead of my current user name? --SpikeFromNH 12:06, October 1, 2009 (UTC)
- Sorry, no. You can only take an unused name. "SpiKe"? "Spike!"? "Spiky_Wiky"? -- sannse (talk) 00:41, October 2, 2009 (UTC)
- Okay, then I'll stick with this. Thanks for the reply. --SpikeFromNH 01:04, October 2, 2009 (UTC)
- FYI--Your suggestion on use of capital letters sank in, and yesterday I converted to
SPIKE--and got a spiffy signature too, with help of Under user and others. Spıke ¬ 14:48, October 5, 2009 (UTC)- I still think Spiky Wiky would have been better... but.... that'll do I guess -- sannse esnnas 01:04, October 7, 2009 (UTC)
- I still think Spiky Wiky would have been better... but.... that'll do I guess --
[edit] UnSignpost: October 1st, 2009
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October 1st, 2009 • Issue 66• Now With 40% More Pictures of Cats with Humorous Captions!
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Users Turn to PLS to Rescue Uncyclopedia from Decay, Doom, Worstness  The Eighth Semi-Annual Poo Lit Surprise Writing Competition & Brownie Bake-Off begins this Monday, October 5th when Olipro emerges from his house. If he is frightened by his shadow, writers are required to send him love letters; otherwise, writers have two weeks to squeeze all of the humor they can out of their mostly insignificant humor glands. This year's categories include Best Article, Best Illustrated Article, Best Kanye Joke, and Best Rewrite. The list of judges includes both esteemed Uncyclopedia veterans and former PLS winners; they will be sequestered in a two-star hotel for the duration of the competition in order to ensure the most convenient environment for receiving bribes. This year's PLS Master of Ceremonies and Executive in Charge of Parking, Modusoperandi, humbly expressed optimism when asked about the quality of this installment: "This Poo Lit will be the Greatest PLS ever," said Mr. Operandi exclusively. "Anyone who says otherwise is as much of a liar as they are dumb, and they are plenty dumb. Ergo, they are also plenty liar. That made more sense in my head." Other users, who wished to remain anonymous since they regularly read the unflattering commentary often associated with being quoted in the UnSignpost, expressed hope that the PLS would revive the life-support-laden VFH and also stimulate the lagging Uncyclopedia economy. Users Agree: 'Uncyclopedia is the Boringest' This week, Uncyclopedia users denounced the recent lack of activity on the wiki. Necropaxx initiated the conversation, noting that activity on VFH, similar to the pants of the 'hip' crowd, has dropped to unacceptably low levels. Other users have responded, and the general consensus does indeed seem to be that overall, the site's quality has dropped below acceptable levels. Not since June '07, November '07, February '08, August '08, December '08, March '09, and May '09 has Uncyclopedia seen such a blatant claim that the entire website will imminently burst into a ball of some sort, with 'flame' being the most likely sort of ball. Trusted UnSignpost undercover investigative reporter, DogNewspaper (pictured), infiltrated one such group of doom-saying users in order to obtain some first-hand declarations of the impending death throes of the wiki. "Yeah, with the number of quality articles readily available, I'd give Uncyclopedia two months at the most until it is absorbed into another humor website," said one user. Further commentary from this group of users was unavailable, as undercover investigative reporter DogNewspaper's cover was at this point compromised, as his unwavering loyalty to Uncyclopedia caused him to seize the infidel user's lower leg in his mouth and shake his head viciously. Please stay with the UnSignpost for up-to-the-week coverage of the impending(?) death of Uncyclopedia. |
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Late deliver courtesy of Pleb KUN Dexter111344 • Complain here • Vote now! 20:14, October 5, 2009 (UTC)
[edit] CarlB rabblerousing again
And on the topic, is there anything we can do to allow transfer of content between us and the foreign language wikis despite our mutually incompatible licenses? The only thing I can think of is to request that each user re-license their contributions under of (CC-BY-SA) license. --Mn-z 14:29, October 6, 2009 (UTC)
- See my response on the forum. I think we're overdoing ourselves, again. ~ 15:05, October 6, 2009 (UTC)
- Per above. --Mn-z 15:27, October 6, 2009 (UTC)
[edit] UnSignpost Sometime October 2009
Just like Grandma used to make!
October 8th, 2009 • Issue 67• Good things come to those who wait. So does the UnSignpost.
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The End is Nigh... Once Again  Yes, it's that time of the year again. Despite the hopes of many, Poo Lit Surprise did not instantly revive Uncyclopedia. We are doomed! DOOMED! But how did the great Uncyclopedia become such a wasteland, one may ask. It's all a big conspiracy, I tell you! All perpetrated by a mysterious figure, known only by the initials R.L. Perseveringly, this entity has claimed the lives of various Uncyclopedians, among them such users as SysRq, Cajek, YesTimeToEdit, Siddhartha-Wolf and most recently it seems R.L. has even gotten its grips on our own UnSignpost editor Gerrycheevers. When confronted with the issue, noted favourite Jew and Zionist ruler Mordillo barely managed to exclusively tell us the following "I tell you Socky, I'd be happy to comment about our IMPENDING DOOM but I'm too busy packing. Another time maybe? HEY! MOTHERFUCKER! EASY WITH THE VASE! THAT'S FRAGILE! Sorry Sock, gotta scram, the movers are breaking my stuff. NO! DROP THAT BAN HAMMER! DROP IT I SAID!" Expert in things that suck (no pun intended), Optimuschris, was quoted saying "Uncyclopedia hasn't been cool since 08. Ban 09's." In conclusion, UN:N. UFFL Update The previous two weeks of the UFFL action have been filled with more intrigue than a mediocre James Bond movie. Two touchdownless games by Saints’ quarterback Drew Brees cost Sternensteinenstine a win Week 3, though the team rebounded Week 4 and currently holds a solid second-place standing in the hyper-competitive UFFL. A resurgent Tom Brady and a balanced roster has led Domestic Team Name to two wins over the same period, as well as an unblemished 4-0 record. The Dudes’ neglect to change their starting roster cost them a win in Week 4, knocking the former top dogs down to a less-than-remarkable 4th place. The John Curry All-Stars have been hampered by the loss of Frank Gore, and lost last week to a rejuvenated Dibiase’s Millions that were led by a solid Aaron Rodgers-Matt Forte NFC North attack. A soft schedule has helped Oklahoma City Storm to a respectable 2-2 record, while the winless Doritians continue to struggle. Finally, The Winnerz put up mounds of points as Peyton Manning passed his way to his fourth consecutive 300-yard game…or at least would have if The Winnerz could figure out how to log in to Yahoo! and edit their roster. In a look ahead to next week’s games, Sternensteinenstine and the John Curry All-Stars will have to overcome bye weeks for both their starting quarterbacks to maintain their positions near the top of the league as they face off; Oklahoma City Storm looks to earn an easy win against a bye-week-ravaged Dibiase’s Millions; The Dudes seek redemption as they attempt to reclaim their No. 1 position against the undefeated Domestic Team Name; and the league’s bottom-dwelling, shit-eating, dog-fucking last-placers The Winnerz and Cheddar’s Doritians both search for their first wins of the season. Standings:
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[edit] Rollback
Can I have Rollback rights? • MAHMOOSHA 2.0 • 
• 19:11, October 18, 2009 (UTC)
- You're normally supposed to ask your friendly neighborhood bureaucrats, but a quick glance at your contribs shows that you don't do anything that would require rollback rights. --CharitwoTalk 19:18, October 18, 2009 (UTC)
- Modusoperandi told me to talk to sannse.. and correct me if I'm wrong, but isn't Rollback about easily reverting vandalism and restoring pages to early versions? My latest contributions show nothing of this because, you know, the last couple of months were a bit busy for me; back to college, settling down and so forth. But I'm ready to be a rollbacker, now.. I guess. But if you aren't ok with it, then fine, I'll just get on with my life. • MAHMOOSHA 2.0 • • 19:39, October 18, 2009 (UTC)
- Modusoperandi told me to talk to sannse.. and correct me if I'm wrong, but isn't Rollback about easily reverting vandalism and restoring pages to early versions? My latest contributions show nothing of this because, you know, the last couple of months were a bit busy for me; back to college, settling down and so forth. But I'm ready to be a rollbacker, now.. I guess. But if you aren't ok with it, then fine, I'll just get on with my life. • MAHMOOSHA 2.0 •
- Seriously, though, what do I have to do? • MAHMOOSHA 2.0 • • 19:53, October 18, 2009 (UTC)
- Man, I knew I was giving people the wrong answer. My Magic Sannse Ball must be broken. (*shake, shake shake*. "Ask Sannse". *shake, shake shake*. Hmmm, "Ask Sannse")Sir Modusoperandi Brute! Boinc! 21:03, October 18, 2009 (UTC)
- At least yours still kind of works. Mine's been like this since the '70s: *shake, shake shake* Da-nuh, da-nuh. *shake, shake shake* Da-nuh, da-nuh, shake your booty, shake your booty. - T.L.B.
WotM, UotM, FPrize, AotM, ANotM, PLS, UN:HS, GUN 21:21, Oct 18
- At least yours has a good beat. Mine has two left feet, which itself is a clue that it's not a very good ball. Sir Modusoperandi Brute! Boinc! 21:57, October 18, 2009 (UTC)
- I like pudding. Edit, revert vandals, blankers, page move demons, etc... --CharitwoTalk 21:48, October 18, 2009 (UTC)
- At least yours still kind of works. Mine's been like this since the '70s: *shake, shake shake* Da-nuh, da-nuh. *shake, shake shake* Da-nuh, da-nuh, shake your booty, shake your booty. - T.L.B.
- Actually, Sannse is staff, meaning she can give rollback rights. However, the policy is that you should ask active bureaucrats. And by active bureaucrats, I mean Mordillo. --Mn-z 02:41, October 19, 2009 (UTC)
- Seriously, though, what do I have to do? • MAHMOOSHA 2.0 •
[edit] Search Changes
It appears the search engine now works differently and some users liked it better the old way. --Mn-z 02:57, October 19, 2009 (UTC)
- They always do.
- Lucene search has been on the way for a while, as you will know from keeping an eye on the Wikia staff blog... right? It's the same search back-end that Wikipedia now uses - partly because it actually gives results, and partly because it is a lot less server heavy. The old Mediawiki search doesn't scale, and doesn't give as good results. Please let us know of any bad results or bugs you see via Special:Contact. Thanks -- sannse (talk) 02:03, October 20, 2009 (UTC)
- Yes, um. I can see how you'd want to switch over to a less server heavy search, but can't this Lucene Search be altered so it separates title matches from page matches and shows the bytes of the page? I think there are some serious benefits to such an approach. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) KUN SotM UotM PMotM 11:50, 25 October 2009
- Titles are weighted, so the title matches should show first on the search results. And no, I can't see the bytes part being added, we need to make the search work for the most people possible and that's not information your average newbie wants or needs (also remember this search is on all wikis on Wikia, not just uncyc) -- sannse esnnas 16:12, October 26, 2009 (UTC)
- Titles are weighted, so the title matches should show first on the search results. And no, I can't see the bytes part being added, we need to make the search work for the most people possible and that's not information your average newbie wants or needs (also remember this search is on all wikis on Wikia, not just uncyc) --
- Yes, um. I can see how you'd want to switch over to a less server heavy search, but can't this Lucene Search be altered so it separates title matches from page matches and shows the bytes of the page? I think there are some serious benefits to such an approach. —Sir Socky
[edit] Checkyuser please
Can I get tinkywinkyisgay (Talk • Contribs (del) • Editcount • Block (rem-lst-all) • Logs • Groups) vs Hypnotizinghypnosis (Talk • Contribs (del) • Editcount • Block (rem-lst-all) • Logs • Groups)? Thanks. ~ 20:18, October 19, 2009 (UTC)
- I don't think tinkywinkyisgay has contributed recently enough to make that checkuser work. However, I will say that I'm also pretty sure that those two are the same person. Perhaps talk page interrogation is in order? - T.L.B. WotM, UotM, FPrize, AotM, ANotM, PLS, UN:HS, GUN 20:42, Oct 19
- I did. He's still creating crap. Actually guys, I'm happy to ban this guy now and will do so. I'm not sure the checkuser matters. Thanks Sannse. MrN
20:46, Oct 19
- I did. He's still creating crap. Actually guys, I'm happy to ban this guy now and will do so. I'm not sure the checkuser matters. Thanks Sannse. MrN
[edit] UnSignpost 22nd 23rd October 2009
Word to your mother.
October 22nd, 2009 • Issue 68 • Semi-endorsed by Journalism Union #448
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Invisible UnSignpost Issue Confuses, Annoys Readers As a gag/publicity stunt/desperate cry for attention, last week's edition of Uncyclopedia's most beloved and 3rd most cherished newspaper, the UnSignpost, was rendered invisible before being delivered. After the issue was wrapped up, UnSignpost contributing editors Dexter111344 and Socky used their inherent superpowers or something to cause the issue to not appear on user's talk pages when delivered. In addition, further enhancements rendered each user's talk page history to not be altered upon delivery, thus completely erasing any evidence that the issue was delivered or even existed at any point. Feedback thus far has been overwhelmingly negative, with angry subscribers sending death threats and exploding telegrams to the UnSignpost office for the past four days. UnSignpost Executive in Charge of Sniffing Mail, Dognewspaper (pictured), luckily suffered only minor burns and a singed tail. The UnSignpost staff would like to formally apologize to its readers, and assure them that each subsequent issue will be at least partly visible. Poo Lit Report After giving the writers time to work on their pieces, and Modus taking time enjoying the disqualification of entries for failing the mandatory steroids screening, the 8nd Edition of the Poo Lit Surprise is in its final stages – judging. This is the time where writers who entered play with their genitals out of anxiety and nervousness, and attempt to bribe the judges with sexual favors and pie. This PLS saw a great number of entries in the Best Alternate Namespace Article. The reasoning for this, some believe, is that everyone is utterly bat fuck insane and forgot how to write regular namespace articles. Despite being held just prior to the Turkey Day Ball and Conservation Week, the turn-out was overall not bad; Modus' corporate-funded campaign for the PLS is primarily to blame for this. Speaking of corporate funding, it was indicated that there will be prize money for this edition of the PLS despite Wikia's refusal to hook a brotha' up. All irrevocable blame for Wikia's unfortunate decision has been directed at Sannse for good reason. UPDATE Winners have been announced; congratulations to all of them. According to Modusoperandi, the next PLS is expected to be held, "When the next guy remembers it's late." Fantasy Football Update Things are really heating up in the UFFL as midseason nears, and Week Six’s storylines were of upset, domination, and redemption. Led by Tom Brady, the always-solid In a look ahead to next week’s games, Sternensteinenstine looks to stay atop the UFFL rankings against a resurgent Cheddar’s Doritians, Domestic Team Name looks to retake the #1 spot against a very solid John Curry All-Stars, Oklahoma City Storm and The Dudes face off, and the bottom-dwelling dog-fucking last-placers Dibiase’s Millions and The Winnerz will look to see which one of them is shittier. Standings: 
IT'S OVER 25,000!!! Maybe. Uncyclopedia just might make the mark of 25,000 articles. Sometime soon. Maybe tomorrow. Surely it's yet another milestone that only puts us that much more ahead of Wikipedia, Conservapedia, and Das Kapital combined in content. However, thoughts from the rest of the community on what this means for our beloved wiki have been varyingly expressed as joyous, apathetic, dismal, and downright nonsensical. "But even with 25,000 articles, we're still 65,000 short of being strong enough to fight Captain Ginyu," says the attractive Guildensternenstein as we stop him on his way to Planet Namek. Others offer real conversation of a possible reskin and doubts that the mark will actually be reached with Forest Fire Week probably happening sometime. Maybe. Discussion started by an attention whore in Miniluv over the Welcoming Committee and their welcoming template(s) has sparked the particular attention of many Uncyclopedians, most of whom by their own admission have never read the welcoming template, HTBFANJS, BGBU, any of the other things the welcome template advises new users to read, or have heard of Uncyclopedia. The recent round of QQ'ing and debating over the alleged poor quality of Uncyclopedia, as highlighted in the last edition's piece about the end being nigh and a Poo Lit Surprise nomination, can come to a close. It is this writer's observation that Uncyclopedia is the worst because nobody cares about editing guides which make confusing acronyms. Obvious correlation is obvious. On our final stop in our stroll through the Village Dump, to your left you will see that a n00b was just kidding, jeez, and to your right you will see that Rockstar Games reads Uncyclopedia. In the former, users urge the poor fellow to read HTBFANJS and BGBU (the same ones that they probably haven't read). If anything is to be drawn from this, it is that true editing comes from within. Or something. |
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[edit] Spam Filter
Hi there, sannse. I don't know who to talk to about this, but seeing as we apparently have a spam filter that has flown in under my nose, I do know who to blame. Those nice people in suits that you work for over in Europe. The issue I'm having is that in two pages that I have had sitting in my userspace for quite some time, I'm unable to edit due to the fact that they already contained a string of four "<big>" tags, which is apparently one more than this miracle filter allows. I refuse to compromise the history of the conversations in my talk archives for this. Furthermore, there's evidently been problems with the filter cutting out terms like "S uper V iagra" (which I had to space out because the spam filter wouldn't let me type it on this page! That was infuriating!), and locking out users from editing pages that already contain terms offending to the filter. Please tell the person whose idea it was to implement this into a humor wiki to kindly remove it, and subsequently penetrate themselves with it. Thank you. Yours truly, 
RAHB 04:37, October 27, 2009 (UTC)
- Thank you for your oh so kind and polite note my friend.
- The spam filter has been in place for years, and multiple "big"s have been in place since that tag was abused by people on multiple wikis. See this conversation for a past reference to this, and how to bypass it. We've tried removing this from the filter, but when we do we get more people abusing it. And please don't blame my colleagues, it's the community team that ads terms to the filter - so feel free to blame me for working to keep Uncyc and other wikis free of as much spam and vandalism as possible. Love ya -- sannse (talk) 20:52, October 27, 2009 (UTC) (and a little bit of sannse esnnas for the bits where I'm really getting grumpy)
[edit] Ta-da!
Iz me. --207.55.41.249 20:56, October 27, 2009 (UTC)
NOW iz me. --Andorin K. (Silence! I vape you!) 20:58, October 27, 2009 (UTC)
[edit] Moar boobies on uncyc
So, whats it goonna take to get ads like these.[1][2][3][4]
They all fit gloriously below the search bar on a wiki that shall not be named using a monobook theme.--CharitwoTalk 02:49, October 31, 2009 (UTC)
- Given some of the content on Uncyc, it would actually be surprisingly easy to get ads like that. But somehow, I think your fellow Uncyclopedians may have a different view on the desirability of such adverts -- sannse (talk) 00:37, November 1, 2009 (UTC)
- I would leave forever.
PlebKUN Dexter111344 • Complain here • Vote now! 00:55, November 1, 2009 (UTC)
- I would leave forever.
[edit] This spam filter is greatly irrating me...
I'm having to say "cock" instead of "penis" in my edit summaries. I don't like that. People may think I'm referring to roosters. This will lead to confusion. Are you sure there isn't a way to remove it from Uncyclopedia? Maybe by moving our domain to something like (and this is just off the top of my head) Uncyclopedia.org or something. That'd probably work. Think about it. Or we could just be moved to fuck.wikia.com. That'd be nice. Pleb KUN Dexter111344 • Complain here • Vote now! 22:36, November 2, 2009 (UTC)
- I've removed the "penis" block. And I have to say, there aren't many jobs where that is a perfectly valid thing to say. I have an interesting life. -- sannse (talk) 23:22, November 2, 2009 (UTC)
- Thanks Sannse! :)
PlebKUN Dexter111344 • Complain here • Vote now! 00:18, November 3, 2009 (UTC)
- Thanks Sannse! :)
[edit] penis
Somehow it's still blocked, as I've noticed I can't categorize images using HotCat when the category in question contains the word "penis". —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) KUN SotM UotM PMotM 01:34, 11 November 2009
- HotCat? wassat? -- sannse (talk) 01:51, November 12, 2009 (UTC)
[edit] UnSignpost 29-10-2009
Now with 20% more ninjas!
October 29th, 2009 • Issue 69 • Hehehe, 69
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Better than ED, of course  After having hit the 25,000 articles mark, it's worth knowing what other people think of this wiki as it's walking down the sidewalk in its high heels and short skirt. So here are some Google searches for hits on Uncyclopedia in the last week and what it came up with: A Star Control II forum or something-rather found here remarks on Uncyclopedia's SC2 article and other entries. Lauding such as "Uncyclopedia rocks..." overshadowed the naysaying remarks about the wiki being immature and for poopfaced doo-doo heads. The most insightful comment, by a user dubbed "Son of Atares", says, "It definitely beats Enyclopedia Dramatica in terms of funny, but that really isn't saying anything at all." Agreed. On a Polish forum for Polish things, Polish people, and Polish things that Polish people do, some Poles or something have a great laugh at Uncyclopedia making fun of their homecountry. One ED fangirl attempts to advertise her nonsense, only to be ignored over the lulz and tears shed from reading Uncyclopedia. Finally, a forum for progressive rock fans also enjoys some laughs at the prog rock article and the article about their own forum. That guy from There Will Be Blood blatantly lies in an attempt to seem better than thou by boldly claiming, "Uncyclopedia is not funny." Our official response to this criticism? He likes Miley Cyrus. Been there, done that, got the genital warts. The last post to the forum by the gender-confused dinosaur Littlefoot from The Land Before Time reads, " I actually think the prog articles and ProgArchives pages on Uncyclopedia are generally embarrassing attempts at funny by people who do not understand subtlety or delivery in comedy." And then a smiley face, because I guess he pwnt us or something. Fantasy Football Midseason Meanderings  In real sports, midseason is typically when “experts” make “predictions” about how “the rest of the season” will “play out,” and the UFFL is no exception. Here are this author’s predictions for the rest of the season, by team: 1. Sternensteinenstine (6-1): Already a game ahead and looking forward to a soft schedule in the coming weeks, Sternensteinenstine’s dominance of the UFFL will continue for the foreseeable future. In all likelihood, the Nazi Juggernaut will sweep the rest of the season with relative ease, become overconfident, take on the world’s largest nation by land area, and eventually be defeated by an international alliance in mankind’s most destructive conflict ever. Finish 13-1 (#1 seed), at the cost of 3.7 million casualties. 2. The Dudes (5-2): Facing a similarly weak series of opponents in weeks hence, The Dudes look to continue their winning ways. At about Week 11, though, they’ll run into trouble, and spend the rest of their season getting high. Finish 8-6 (#4 seed). 3. Domestic Team Name (5-2): A solid team built around consistent players, the team of housewives and aprons does relatively well the rest of the year, but gets screwed Week 8 for not having the foresight to draft a quarterback that doesn’t have a bye in Week 8. Finish 10-4 (#2 seed). 4. John Curry All-Stars (5-2): Another solid team, the All-Stars will play well for the rest of the season, but wane down the stretch when their manager loses interest in favor of watching hockey. They still make the playoffs, however. Finish 5. Oklahoma City Storm (3-4): OCS is a hard seed to crack. Despite possessing one of the league’s most devoted managers, too much depends on inconsistent and disappointing players at key positions, not to mention the team’s susceptibility to tornadoes. Finish 6-8. 6. Dibiase’s Millions (2-5): The victim of not one, but two running back busts, Dibiase’s Millions have been struggling to find their stride all year, and given the production of Matt Forte and Steven Jackson, will continue to do so. Finish 4-10. 7. Cheddar’s Doritians (2-5): Though they have won two of their last three games, Cheddar’s Doritans will more than likely miss the playoffs due to their slow start. Putting too much faith in one team probably doesn’t help, either. Finish 6-8. 8. The Winnerz (0-7): Ironically enough, the Winnerz can't win. Even more ironically, if the Winnerz could figure out how to select their starting roster, they wouldn’t be half-bad. Unfortunately, signs point to the team not being able to figure that out, at least for this and possibly next season. Finish 0-14.
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[edit] I would have gotten that Wilde impersonation even without the caption. HONEST!
To be more serious, though... isn't this actually in the same category as those nekkid girlie pr0n pics the guys with their super secret girlie pages were hoarding. UnCool? O_o I just noticed it and honestly didn't realise what I reverted before there was a big pic of a hairy faced guy licking a male reproductive organ. The how and why that user removed it is not perhaps the right one, but... what's your opinion? -- DameViktoria 
- (Contribs) - (Talk) - (Block log) 17:45, 10 Nov
- /me breaks into the room/ Even for the less-than-undevout Muslim, that pic would be considered as the most offending thing on earth. /me leaves/ • MAHMOOSHA 2.0 • • 17:52, November 10, 2009 (UTC)
- I've deleted the image -- sannse (talk) 22:24, November 11, 2009 (UTC)
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That's all I have to say. (oh, and *hug*) -- DameViktoria - (Contribs) - (Talk) - (Block log) 22:28, 11 Nov
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- I've deleted the image -- sannse
- Um, Sannse? When you deleted that, were you aware of the current VFD vote that was leaning towards keep? And the vote before that one? --Pleb SYNDROME CUN medicate (vote!) 22:29, November 11, 2009 (UTC)
- This was with my staff hat on. The image was obscene, so I deleted it - it's a staff task that I've done many times in the past 4 years on Uncyclopedia. Move along, nothing to see... -- sannse (talk) 23:01, November 11, 2009 (UTC)
- This was with my staff hat on. The image was obscene, so I deleted it - it's a staff task that I've done many times in the past 4 years on Uncyclopedia. Move along, nothing to see... -- sannse
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