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bs-A Yah meeht nawt beh abble tew undersvand zis usehr behkuz zey zpeek Bullsh!t whif und estreemleh theuck akzent.
de-X This user only speaks Deutsch enough to seduce native Deutsch speakers.
en-1 This user is able to contribute with a basic level of English.
fig-L Thith uther thpeakth Fight with a really thexy lithp.
fur-P This f****r speaks Furry heavily laced with profanity that would make a f*****g a*****e sailor blush from all the g*******d blasphemy.
MW-X This user only speaks MediaWiki enough to seduce native MediaWiki speakers.
4:20 This user likes to smoke cannabis.
se-0 This user does not understand Simple English and hates people that speak it because they're all annoying foreigners.
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As such, they may be your priest, your next door neighbor,
or the creepy old guy your parents tell you not to talk to.

pika-4 This user speaks Pikachu at a near-native level.
rh-G This user does not speak Random Humour and furthermore believes Random Humour to be an embarrassment to language. This user desires genocide of all speakers of Random Humour.
sql-F This user got an F in SQL and likes their native language better (if they have one).
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zh-X This user only speaks Chinese enough to seduce native Chinese speakers.
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This user is a boy and is made of slugs, snails and puppy dog tails.

112 This user has written 112 articles because they like to keep busy while shirking real life responsibilities.

Pikachuevolving This user got Pokémon Diamond because they are a corporate whore.
NOV This user is a userbox novice.
Towel migration This user knows the answer to Life, the Universe, and Everything.
JoW This user is a suspected sockpuppet of Jimbo on Wales, but hasn't been blocked indefinitely because we are not so-called-experts.
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ego This user is a deluded egomaniac.
RAS This user has RAS syndrome and therefore is a fan of DVD disks and LAN networks.
simp This user does not like userboxes, and grimaces at the thought of having this abomination on his\her userpage!


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Kraspin This user enjoys staring at spinning objects. They may be afflicted with Attention Deficit look at the birdie!.
You can help by paying for their Ritalin, or finding them a kitten to play with.


Grueslayer This user edits Grueslayer.
Maddox This user loves Maddox.

Maddox, however, doesn't give a damn.

Jsbach-bass This user plays bass, because it attracts groupies without the need for excessive rehearsal time.
Pink Ninja Gang This user is not a ninja because ninjas are gay.
n00b This user is a n00b.

This userbox is for people who know, if you wonder what they know, then you probably don't know.

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Adult neon This User is too Damn Sexy!
If you saw this user it's possible that you might fall to the ground and

worship him/her, or spontaneously combust from a sex drive overload.

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The World's Tiniest String Quartet.
Shown under an electron microscope.
Scale is 100 pixels per Ångstrom.
They are playing My Heart Bleeds for You.

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