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| Due to their site-topping talents in reading, all other chores formerly assigned to them have been rescinded. | |
| Unlike other ranks, this one is for life, and they will not be returning to their former tasks anytime soon. | |
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| but such a menial task is currently outside their job description. |
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| This user is not a clearly-defined native speaker of any commonly-spoken language. |
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| bs-A | Yah meeht nawt beh abble tew undersvand zis usehr behkuz zey zpeek Bullsh!t whif und estreemleh theuck akzent. |
| de-X | This user only speaks Deutsch enough to seduce native Deutsch speakers. |
| en-1 | This user is able to contribute with a basic level of English. |
| fig-L | Thith uther thpeakth Fight with a really thexy lithp. |
| fur-P | This f****r speaks Furry heavily laced with profanity that would make a f*****g a*****e sailor blush from all the g*******d blasphemy. |
| MW-X | This user only speaks MediaWiki enough to seduce native MediaWiki speakers. |
| This user likes to smoke cannabis. |
| se-0 | This user does not understand Simple English and hates people that speak it because they're all annoying foreigners. |
| This user is a pedophile As such, they may be your priest, your next door neighbor, |
| pika-4 | This user speaks Pikachu at a near-native level. |
| rh-G | This user does not speak Random Humour and furthermore believes Random Humour to be an embarrassment to language. This user desires genocide of all speakers of Random Humour. |
| sql-F | This user got an F in SQL and likes their native language better (if they have one). |
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| zh-X | This user only speaks Chinese enough to seduce native Chinese speakers. |
| WARNING: Keep away from this user as they love the Fibonacci Sequence and anything to do with it. |
| ♂ | This user is a boy and is made of slugs, snails and puppy dog tails. |
| 112 | This user has written 112 articles because they like to keep busy while shirking real life responsibilities. |
| This user got Pokémon Diamond because they are a corporate whore. |
| NOV | This user is a userbox novice. |
| This user knows the answer to Life, the Universe, and Everything. |
| JoW | This user is a suspected sockpuppet of Jimbo on Wales, but hasn't been blocked indefinitely because we are not so-called-experts. |
| ego | This user is a deluded egomaniac. |
| RAS | This user has RAS syndrome and therefore is a fan of DVD disks and LAN networks. |
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This user is frequently contacted by rich, foreign businessmen. |
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They may be afflicted with Attention Deficit look at the birdie!. |
| This user edits Grueslayer. |
| This user loves Maddox. Maddox, however, doesn't give a damn. |
| This user is not a ninja because ninjas are gay. |
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This userbox is for people who know, if you wonder what they know, then you probably don't know. |
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