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do-G This user does not speak Dolphin and furthermore believes Dolphin to be an embarrassment to language. This user desires genocide of all speakers of Dolphin.
JFKennedy This user shot J.F.Kennedy. DON'T TELL THIS USER'S MUMMY!
JoW This user is a suspected sockpuppet of Jimbo on Wales, but hasn't been blocked indefinitely because we are not so-called-experts.
Weasel photo3 This user is a Pudgist.
....And worships weaselpudge, the most holy substance in the Universe. He/She shall be spared from the Apocalypse.
Hiding kitty This user is a member of the Anti Kitten Huffing Movement.
Lq-dna This user monkey understands biological evolution and wishes to evangelise this fact.
God4 This user is a Bureaucrat and they have the power of creation at their fingertips. They may ban or delete occasionally too.
Fortune cookie 20040628 223108 1 This user is being held hostage in a Chinese fortune cookie factory! It behooves us to avoid archaisms. Help!
CohoSalmon This user is a fish, or at least thinks so.
Lemming This user is a lemming, or at least thinks so.
FA-22 Raptor This user is an aeroplane, and can be annoying. No offence to pilots.
Llama Rocking Chair This user likes llamas, and rides them on a daily basis.
Llama Rocking Chair See? Look at him. He really likes the llamas.
Llama Rocking Chair No, seriously. That's him there, on the llama.

<-- See?

Llama Rocking Chair Stop scrolling down, and admire the llama. It's much more interesting than the actual userpage, trust me.
Llama Rocking Chair What, you don't believe me? Fine, see for yourself. Don't blame me when you die from lack of llama.
Llama Rocking Chair Whoa! You made it! Good job!!


Now go away.

Paladin This user is a paladin. Hide your demons and undead.
Monbags This user is POOR,

has never passed GO,

and never collected $200.00.


MontyPythonFootLeftSmall This user is from Camelot,
and eats ham and jam and spamalot!
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Shyny ub This user is easily distracted by anything shiny.
Ihasashuvel
This user gots a shuvel. Yes {{{1}}} does.
Euroipods1 This user supports the giving away of free iPods.

Wikideathstar1

This user is a rotted hairy stampede that likes to pwnify while absorbent straight quickloaders taste his boardwalk.
DramaticQuestionMark This user is the random spine-chilling ostrich egg that eaten his uvula inside of your ostrich egg so you must devour him/her with your spine-chilling ostrich egg.
NVover9000 This user is Over 9000.


NOV This user is a userbox novice.
Canadian snowman This user is cooler than you.
1337 This user is elite.
ego This user is a deluded egomaniac.
3wisemonkeys This *bleep* user likes to *bleep* the use of *bleep* *bleep* profanity *bleep*


48px-Face-surprise.svg This user is happy to help n00bs. Leave a message here.
Nuvola apps important This user hates you and everyone you care about.
MEH This user redefines lazy.
Screw It This user reserves the right to completely screw up his or her edits life by spending too much time on Uncyclopedia.
One Fierce Beer Coaster icon This user's only friends are make-believe.
NO This user doesn't care.
Xbox2 This user is addicted to video games. PlayStation Logos


Skyline Z-Tune This User has the Need for Speed.
Unlocked
This user has a Really Lame Password. Seriously, you could probably guess it.
LeprechaunMoon This user is secretly training to be a Leprechaun, and believes themselves to be Irish.


This user is a Kiwi
...and will someday earn the respect the Aussies stole from them!
US flag

This user is not American
...and unabashedly proud of it.
(But he's not saying where he is from
in case y'all come and bomb the hell out of it.
)

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Flying Spaghetti Monster This user believes in the Noodly Appendage of Flying Spaghetti Monsterism.
Skullnbones

Pirates do it till you walk the plank.

LV-5 This user considers him/herself a professional gamer and so has the worlds highest scores but no job, money, friends or place to live.
Exquisite-kfm home This user prefers to play games on a PC as anything else is too complex.
PS2 This user enjoys playing games on a PlayStation 2 as it's just as good as a PS3.
Dracula1 This user is a vampire, and is best served chilled.
Envelope This user is cursed, and will lead an unsatisfasctory life unless they forwards this userbox to 10 friends.
Pi3.14 This user loves pi
Kraspin This user enjoys staring at spinning objects, and may be afflicted with Attention Deficit look at the birdie!.
Taramasalata This user is addicted to taramasalata, tarantulas and anything else with lots of 't's and 'a's.
Mad scientist caricature This user is a Mad Scientist.

Napoleon4 This user is not and has never been Napoleon.
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Just because I think everyone is trying to kill me doesn't mean they aren't. You know what I mean?

Bananaseizure This user will give you a seizure.


Kraspin This user enjoys staring at spinning objects. They may be afflicted with Attention Deficit look at the birdie!.
You can help by paying for their Ritalin, or finding them a kitten to play with.
108 4 8 15 16 23 42 This user watches Lost; and likes it too! s/he has all the box sets and everything!


Cowbell2 THIS USER IS ADDICTED TO COWBELL, AND SHOULD BE AVOIDED AT ALL COSTS.
NinjaStarBlackBG This user is a Ninja, with dominion over everything totally sweet.
Ned Flanders This user says "Hi-didly-o neighbourino" to you.

Howtodostuff

This userbox is for people who know, if you wonder what they know, then you probably don't know.

Fibonacci WARNING: Keep away from this user as they love the Fibonacci Sequence and anything to do with it.
Meow! Meow! Meow! Meow! Meow meow meow meow! MEOW!
253951 photo Ring ring ring ring ring ring ring....BANANAPHONE!!!!


Head on

HeadOn, apply directly to the forehead! HeadOn, apply directly to the forehead! HeadOn, apply directly to the forehead! HeadOn, available at Walgreens.

JapaneseToiletBidet This user is a toilet! In Soviet Russia, toilet urinates on YOU!!
Magicninjas This user is a magic ninja!
usb This user likes to use userboxes.

Usb! No, really!


USB!!!!!11 NO, REALLY TRULY REALLY!!!!


OBN This user is invisible, <insert name here> sees You but you don't see him/her. Tee hee!!

Kid1 This user seriously needs to calm down.
Wikipedia-logo This user doesn't trust Wikipedia as far as he can throw it... but nonetheless uses it on a daily basis.
Cat03 This user is owned by one or more cats.
Cat03 This user owns by one or more cats just so they can keep an eye on them.
Exploding-head THIS USER'S HEAD A SPLODE.
Merc This user is a Mercenary and chooses their own wars to fight in.
typo-F This uesr got na F in Tpyo adn likes their natiev lagnuage bettew (if they ahve one).
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