User:Salh474/Bakugan Battle Brawlers
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“I know a Bakugan that lives at Toys Я Us”
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List of characters from the series Bakugan. Can't list because its densely over populated compared to the size of the series' world so its not a priority to do so.
The wannabe number one Bakugan battler who got a job for saying a couple of sentences before the theme song ("my whole world changed one day when all these random..." yap...yap), and singing the intro; and got famous. The over confident little twerp who's guardian is Pyrus Dragonoid who likes practicing throwing his Bakugan into the field without opening it, from a bridge to the river
Runo is the same age as Dan and lives in the same city as Dan and has the same hatred of Masquerade as Dan she also has an extreme crush on Dan, which is why she is jealous of Julie. Real Show off. Lesbian according to Wikipedia, still a rumor. Her guardian is Haos Trigrera who is a proven homo, since she is a boy in the japanese version and he is girl in the english dub. Compared to Dan; even worse wannabe and sore loser.
This one is the abandoned son of Choji Aburame[from Naruto] but unusually skinny and he is not from the Aburame clan, but from the TheFreakingRichAnime clan. He is a short guy who seems to just ignore girls and have no sense of puberty is also seen hugging and crying for his attribute changing Guardian Preyas(which is a guy, well maybe) who has been once been sent to the Doom Dimension and exposed to negative energy and for one battle became an even creepier (and evil) version of himself and proved that things can come back from when they go to the doom dimension.
Zoom in and you can see that she is a major case of underage boobs, and because she wears clothes too mature for her age they seem quite noticeable. Also Julie is the only member of the brawlers who has an opposite sex Bakugan, Subterra Gorem who gets kissed often and likes it. She dumped Dan when her former crush when Billy was revealed, she is his childhood bitch.
This one is the emo guy of the team(all anime have one; Sasuke, Ichigo, Vagetta), Shun is also Dan's ultimate rival(even though Dan prefers him rather than that creep Masquerade. He has really long hair and styled it like a girl would. He is also super rich, if you notice the incredibly, impossibly large size of the mansion he lives in!. Its a myth that his grandfather is a ninja and isn't that good of a Bakugan battler obviously because he doesnt own a Bakugan. His guardian Bakugan is Ventus Skyress
Alice is a Masqurade in diguise from Vestrioa girl from Moscow, Russia She is afraid of going to Bakugan valley and searching for Bakugan or to much of a cheap miser to buy it from someone else; or maybe she's just scared of playing Bakugan. She is the granddaughter of the ugly creep Hal-G. She has no guardian Bakugan, so she is left without a Bakugan but the Brawlers still keep her because she is kinda' good at helping the rest of the Brawlers.
If humans can get their names listed on Uncyclopedia, so can Bakugan