User:Saberwolf116/Talk Archive 2

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edit Rapey rape rap!

You got raped. Like a little sissy. :P you're officially initiated BTW. ~Orian57~ Icons-flag-gb ~Talk~ Gay sign 02:40 24 May 2009

Bout' damn time. I archived this things hours ago. Saberwolf116 02:41, 24 May 2009 (UTC)
Yeah, that just means no one likes you. I'm just desperate, for the record. ~Orian57~ Icons-flag-gb ~Talk~ Gay sign 02:42 24 May 2009
My talk page is a girl, by the way... Saberwolf116 02:42, 24 May 2009 (UTC)
Yeah and I tore her arse up right good. It was bleeding and she was squealing and everything. Oh god, where did that come from? ~Orian57~ Icons-flag-gb ~Talk~ Gay sign 02:44 24 May 2009
I thought you were gay... Saberwolf116 02:46, 24 May 2009 (UTC)
Also, it's Ass, not Arse. Saberwolf116 02:46, 24 May 2009 (UTC)
Me, dear, gay dear, no dear. Fucking faggot American faggot. ~Orian57~ Icons-flag-gb ~Talk~ Gay sign 02:47 24 May 2009
Try to get your thoughts squared away, and in the center of your head. Saberwolf116 02:50, 24 May 2009 (UTC)
You, Pal, are the one that needs to queare away your thoughts. Fucking call me a fairy will ya? ~Orian57~ Icons-flag-gb ~Talk~ Gay sign 02:53 24 May 2009
You, pal, are the one who needs to stop acting really friendly and like a douche at the same time. One or the other, please- it's confusing. Saberwolf116 02:54, 24 May 2009 (UTC)
Sorry It's just I'd really like to piss in your mouth and dump your corpse in the river. I get confused! ~Orian57~ Icons-flag-gb ~Talk~ Gay sign 03:00 24 May 2009
I see. Well, if you don't mind, i'd like to finish up my Pee Review and get back to Half-Life 2. Thanks for the rape- see you in court! Saberwolf116 03:01, 24 May 2009 (UTC)

edit First Thanks of the New Order

For reviewing UnNews:Madonna to Adopt Susan Boyle. Your comments are (on balance) flattering and your criticisms are well taken. Note that I am addicted to comments by spokespersons of the Russian School of Ballet. I tried it once when I was bored (I was running with a bad crowd then) and I became addicted. It has cost me my job, my health and rejection by my family. But I can't stop. Also, it is my signature. It stays. In all my UnNews articles. Well, ever since I became addicted, anyway.

And thank you for noticing that my spelling is perfect (in the style of the British Empire). If you do ever find a spelling mistake in one of my writings, kindly refer to it as a typographical error. If you think that you have found a grammatical error, prepare yourself for a duel to the death.

I am sorry to bring down the tone of your talk page. The expectations raised by the section above are hard to live up to. The preceding unsigned comment was added by Pieface (talk • contribs)

No problem. I'm glad I could help with the article. Saberwolf116 13:13, 24 May 2009 (UTC)

edit Thanx.

Thanks for your review of L33t Nonsense. I'll rewrite it in the style of someone who hates l33t. The preceding unsigned comment was added by DoNotWant (talk • contribs)

edit VFD

The remark I gave on VFH voting goes the same for VFD. You don't need to respond after each and every keep vote, people can and will have a different taste than yours. ~Jewriken.GIF 08:36, 26 May 2009 (UTC)

Sorry if I stepped out of line there; i'm just curious what people find redeemable in the crap I nominate. Saberwolf116 14:29, 26 May 2009 (UTC)
Could you nominate me for VFD? I want to see what people find redeemable with me. Woody On Fire! Wood burningTalking Woody Stalking Woody 14:34, 26 May 2009 (UTC)
No thanks; Mordillo got pretty pissed at Colin for nomming crablogger. Rule of Thumb: Never piss of a Jew. Saberwolf116 14:35, 26 May 2009 (UTC)
Yeah, good ole Crablogger. One of my favorite users ever. But why must you forsake my joke request Mista Saberwolf, suh? Takin Mordillo's side ova mine. Oh that rascal. I'll get 'em tuh our side, suh, an then I'll show 'em. I'll show all of 'em. Woody On Fire! Wood burningTalking Woody Stalking Woody 14:41, 26 May 2009 (UTC)
You never know what Mordillo will do if you piss him off... I remember this one guy... Saberwolf116 14:42, 26 May 2009 (UTC)
Oh man, that one guy was SOOOO overrated. But when he blocked that other guy... Oh man, that was some good times. Still, that nasty More Dillo don't get me down none, no siree bob. Imma stand up to 'em, and show em the ole one-two. He'll know what's what, that he will. No one's ever stood up to Mr. Art Jabberwocky and Mr. Lance Lafferty. Not once, and he aint got no chane neither! Woody On Fire! Wood burningTalking Woody Stalking Woody 14:49, 26 May 2009 (UTC)
I take it that's some cultural reference that goes over my head. I hate when people do that... Saberwolf116 14:51, 26 May 2009 (UTC)
I wish I was good enough to do odd cultural references like that. I just thought those names sounded Neato, so I ran with them. Kind of like I ran with the olde southern way of speaking. It just felt right at the time. Woody On Fire! Wood burningTalking Woody Stalking Woody 14:55, 26 May 2009 (UTC)
That's what I thought when I dun gone' and seen me that dead body. Teddy and Vern weren't none the same after we gone seen that dead body. Saberwolf116 14:57, 26 May 2009 (UTC)
/me checks to see if I need to sharpen my banhammer. ~Jewriken.GIF 14:58, 26 May 2009 (UTC)
Aww, what did I do this time? Saberwolf116 14:59, 26 May 2009 (UTC)
Who sharpens a hammer? What is the thought process there? "Thank god this hammer can cut straight through all these nails I guess I didn't want." Woody On Fire! Wood burningTalking Woody Stalking Woody 15:02, 26 May 2009 (UTC)
What do you mean Who sharpens a hammer? He who wants sharp hammers of course! ~Jewriken.GIF 16:45, 26 May 2009 (UTC)
What was that? I couldn't hear you over the noise I'm making trying to give all of my knives these blunt sections at the top. Woody On Fire! Wood burningTalking Woody Stalking Woody 16:51, 26 May 2009 (UTC)
While you two were yapping away, I finished my review for today. Whatcha think? Saberwolf116 17:24, 26 May 2009 (UTC)

edit Thanks thank tank!!!

Sticklady I have to thank you all again

Because you voted for my page about my Nursery to get featured on the front page of the internet and that’s really awesome because Mummy got me a new toy! Although she did tell me never to pee in the sandpit again.

~Orian57~ Icons-flag-gb ~Talk~ Gay sign 08:35 27 May 2009

Yay! :) Saberwolf116 13:34, 27 May 2009 (UTC)

edit Review table

Can't you just leave it? You made a mistake by not getting the joke and then bassically blanked the autor entirely. I think this should count against you, I have more experiance around peeing, don't forget. Don't revert me again. ~Orian57~ Icons-flag-gb ~Talk~ Gay sign 21:05 27 May 2009

I know, i'm not saying you don't, all i'm saying is that if this wasn't counted, why should my "review" be put on there? Saberwolf116 21:41, 27 May 2009 (UTC)
Because the article was huffed. The article you reviewed wasn't. Granted it would be hard to spin out a full length review for an article that was pretty much perfect as it was but Hyper managed it with a really short article. There was advice to be given for The Emperor's New Clothes and you didn't give any. ~Orian57~ Icons-flag-gb ~Talk~ Gay sign 05:13 28 May 2009

edit QVFD/Ban Patrol

Please put your posts on the top, not the bottom, thanks:)--Sycamore (Talk) 21:32, 27 May 2009 (UTC)

Alright, i'll put em' on top next time. Saberwolf116 21:40, 27 May 2009 (UTC)
Cool:)--Sycamore (Talk) 21:42, 27 May 2009 (UTC)

edit Thanks for reviewing my article.

I didn't even know it had been deleted or anything... Or I had been banned... Damn. Oh well. I'll be back on Uncyclo in true and full-force Monday. I've just been busy trying to get some... Too much info? Keep up the awesome reviewing. MegaPleb Dexter111344 Complain here 00:46, 28 May 2009 (UTC)

I take that back, seeing you tried to REPLACE ME!!! WITH SOCKY!!! Douche. MegaPleb Dexter111344 Complain here 01:46, 28 May 2009 (UTC)
I assumed you were gone n' stuff. I was just throwing around ideas anyhow; you were one of 4 users to GTFO without warning. Rest assured, I haven't forgotten about you- check your VFD list, hmm? Saberwolf116 03:54, 28 May 2009 (UTC)

edit Thanks so much.

CrushYourHead Thanks for voting for my article, Dear Diary. And do rest assured that I am not a violent or vindictive person, and that voting no would have in no way resulted in me abusing my administrative powers to crush you like a grape.
~ Todd Lyons

...and again for the review, of course.  :) --T. (talk) 11:14, 28 May 2009 (UTC)

This is not an exit Saberwolf116 12:55, 28 May 2009 (UTC)

edit SaberSig

Do you ever plan on changing it? In my opinion, an established(ish) member like yourself should have something other than the default. Personally, I like flashy arrogant sigs, but that's me. Icons-flag-it.png Don 15px-AAN.jpg20px-Oberst.jpg Puttano cHeDDs 15px-Jenny_Spy_Revised_Again.jpg 19px-Leprechaun_army.jpg 15px-TMMAN.jpeg 20px-Missmurder.jpeg 15px-SCBBQGPOS.jpg SBQ2 19:19,28May,2009

Maybe he is being flashy. Everyone else has a personalized sig. He thinks he's so good, he doesn't even need one. I didn't know how cocky you were Saber. *shakes head in disapointment* Woody On Fire! Wood burningTalking Woody Stalking Woody 19:29, 28 May 2009 (UTC)
The truth is, i'm too lazy to make one. So I leave the default in protest of my laziness...if that makes sense. Saberwolf116 21:02, 28 May 2009 (UTC)
Please, do something. At least change the color or add a link to your talkpage. I hate default. Icons-flag-it.png Don 15px-AAN.jpg20px-Oberst.jpg Puttano cHeDDs 15px-Jenny_Spy_Revised_Again.jpg 19px-Leprechaun_army.jpg 15px-TMMAN.jpeg 20px-Missmurder.jpeg 15px-SCBBQGPOS.jpg SBQ2 01:59,29May,2009
And I hate when people tell me what to do. It's default; it's easy to use and simple, so you don't have to click a bunch of links to get to someone's userpage. Plus, like I said, i'm too lazy to make a custom one. Yeah. Saberwolf116 02:01, 29 May 2009 (UTC)
Can I make one? Like, at least a diff color? Icons-flag-it.png Don 15px-AAN.jpg20px-Oberst.jpg Puttano cHeDDs 15px-Jenny_Spy_Revised_Again.jpg 19px-Leprechaun_army.jpg 15px-TMMAN.jpeg 20px-Missmurder.jpeg 15px-SCBBQGPOS.jpg SBQ2 02:04,29May,2009
Sorry, no. I really don't want a sig; for some reason, it always pisses me off when I see users with fancy schmancy ones- I guess i'm sigaphobic. I'll be using the default until I feel like doing otherwise; consider it my trademark. Saberwolf116 02:06, 29 May 2009 (UTC)
There are like 90 other people using the default sig, so it's not much of a trademark. But okay, I'll leave it alone. Maybe I'll go bother someone else about it. THE FANCIEST SCHMANCIEST SIG EVER!!! --> Icons-flag-it.png Don 15px-AAN.jpg20px-Oberst.jpg Puttano cHeDDs 15px-Jenny_Spy_Revised_Again.jpg 19px-Leprechaun_army.jpg 15px-TMMAN.jpeg 20px-Missmurder.jpeg 15px-SCBBQGPOS.jpg SBQ2 02:09,29May,2009
I think the "trademark" is that everyone tries to impress with their sig, whereas I don't care about mine at all. Yeah. Saberwolf116 02:11, 29 May 2009 (UTC)
I care. At Wikipedia, they aren't allowed to have cool looking sigs. They all have to be boring and blue. Cool sigs are a punch in the face for the Wiki-bastards. Icons-flag-it.png Don 15px-AAN.jpg20px-Oberst.jpg Puttano cHeDDs 15px-Jenny_Spy_Revised_Again.jpg 19px-Leprechaun_army.jpg 15px-TMMAN.jpeg 20px-Missmurder.jpeg 15px-SCBBQGPOS.jpg SBQ2 02:14,29May,2009
I don't hate Wikipedia, so I don't really care. Tell ya what: you can make a sig for me here, but I can't guarantee i'll use it. You can mess around with you want, but I might not end up doing anything with it- I enjoy my default, but I just want to see what it might look like. Saberwolf116 02:18, 29 May 2009 (UTC)
Will do. Icons-flag-it.png Don 15px-AAN.jpg20px-Oberst.jpg Puttano cHeDDs 15px-Jenny_Spy_Revised_Again.jpg 19px-Leprechaun_army.jpg 15px-TMMAN.jpeg 20px-Missmurder.jpeg 15px-SCBBQGPOS.jpg SBQ2 02:24,29May,2009
I don't know a lot about you, other than the fact that you review the shit outta everything. But it's a start. Icons-flag-it.png Don 15px-AAN.jpg20px-Oberst.jpg Puttano cHeDDs 15px-Jenny_Spy_Revised_Again.jpg 19px-Leprechaun_army.jpg 15px-TMMAN.jpeg 20px-Missmurder.jpeg 15px-SCBBQGPOS.jpg SBQ2 02:37,29May,2009
Hmm...ok, lemme think about it over night. Could you make the first part blue and the "116" red? Lemme take a look at it in the morning, and i'll see if I want to use it. Thanks for the help! Saberwolf116 04:17, 29 May 2009 (UTC)

edit UnSignpost! May 28th, 2009

The only newspaper to be delivered by MegaPleb Dexter111344 Complain here 20:15, 28 May 2009 (UTC)

edit My Article

Symbol for vote You reviewed my article so you get a special Tick-mark. It's specially crafted for you, since you reviewed my precious, precious article. Thanks again!

Alternatively, you can take this template --> {{User:Zheliel/Awww|reviewed my article}}. PS I just saw the comment on the article on the Archive, erm :) The la Zhel 09:36, 29 May 2009 (UTC)

Lol, you're welcome. Saberwolf116 15:23, 29 May 2009 (UTC)

edit Bathroom Upgrade!

Superb work, now will you crack on towards getting the Diamond Dumper? --UU - natter UU Manhole 09:03, May 30

Yup. Off to do more pissing! Saberwolf116 14:01, 30 May 2009 (UTC)

edit Thanks!

Sir SockySexy girls Mermaid with dolphin Tired Marilyn Monroe (talk) (stalk)Magnemite Icons-flag-be GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 10:45, 1 June 2009 (UTC)

edit I probably haven't introduced myself yet

Hey Saber! I see your name everywhere, but I just assumed you were a bot someone made to review and make good noms. You review A LOT of shit, #10! I'm always in the market for getting ideas on how to improve UN:PRG or what techniques (relatively new) people use to review articles. Hi, again, and, uh, any statements?   Le Cejak <14:21 Jun 01, 2009>

Well, hello there Cajek! I dropped you a line on your talk page a while back, and you responded, etc. But yeah, I just enjoy reviewing (I already got my first review this month) and putting stuff on VFD. I don't really write articles because i'm not very good at it, yet I appear to be good at PEEING for some reason. Good to meet you, and please don't leave without warning :( Saberwolf116 14:51, 1 June 2009 (UTC)

edit Hey mate

Thanks for the nom on Noob of the Month! I feel so impotrant now... I appreciate it, dude! Staircase CUNt 20:04, 1 June 2009 (UTC)

No problem. You're a welcome addition to Uncyclopedia; we never want the admins to run out of people to ban. Saberwolf116 20:30, 1 June 2009 (UTC)
Well they could always ban each other. Staircase CUNt 20:36, 1 June 2009 (UTC)
I called it! I said like 3 days ago I was gonna nom him. Where's my thank you? Icons-flag-it.png Don 15px-AAN.jpg20px-Oberst.jpg Puttano cHeDDs 15px-Jenny_Spy_Revised_Again.jpg 19px-Leprechaun_army.jpg 15px-TMMAN.jpeg 20px-Missmurder.jpeg 15px-SCBBQGPOS.jpg SBQ2 22:07,1June,2009
Sad Face You made me sad.

It's ok, you could re nom me! Well, no, but whatever. Staircase CUNt 22:09, 1 June 2009 (UTC)
Damn edit conflict, why'd you have to go and fix your typo? I did nom you, just look at the page. Icons-flag-it.png Don 15px-AAN.jpg20px-Oberst.jpg Puttano cHeDDs 15px-Jenny_Spy_Revised_Again.jpg 19px-Leprechaun_army.jpg 15px-TMMAN.jpeg 20px-Missmurder.jpeg 15px-SCBBQGPOS.jpg SBQ2 22:11,1June,2009
That's enough pointless rambling; my talkpage is getting longer.... Saberwolf116 22:12, 1 June 2009 (UTC)
Isn't that the point? That means more archives, which means you're popular. Staircase CUNt 22:14, 1 June 2009 (UTC)
The more popular I get, the more people I get bugging me to make my sig something other than the default. Saberwolf116 22:15, 1 June 2009 (UTC)
Speaking of which... Icons-flag-it.png Don 15px-AAN.jpg20px-Oberst.jpg Puttano cHeDDs 15px-Jenny_Spy_Revised_Again.jpg 19px-Leprechaun_army.jpg 15px-TMMAN.jpeg 20px-Missmurder.jpeg 15px-SCBBQGPOS.jpg SBQ2 22:18,1June,2009
Just have someone make you a sig. Staircase CUNt 22:19, 1 June 2009 (UTC)
Ahh yes. I appreciate the work on my sig, but right now, I think i'll stick with the default. I might use it at a later date, yet for some reason, i'm in love with the default. I just can't help it. Saberwolf116 22:20, 1 June 2009 (UTC)
I already made him a sig Steps. That's what the link is for. Icons-flag-it.png Don 15px-AAN.jpg20px-Oberst.jpg Puttano cHeDDs 15px-Jenny_Spy_Revised_Again.jpg 19px-Leprechaun_army.jpg 15px-TMMAN.jpeg 20px-Missmurder.jpeg 15px-SCBBQGPOS.jpg SBQ2 22:24,1June,2009
That's what I thought, but originally it was a link to his userpage, not the sig. Staircase CUNt 22:25, 1 June 2009 (UTC)
Tell ya guys what: If I ever fufill my dream of becoming a poopsmith, then i'll get a sig. How's that? Saberwolf116 00:34, 2 June 2009 (UTC)
So in other words, i'll never get one. Saberwolf116 00:44, 2 June 2009 (UTC)
Sad Face You made me sad.


edit I just got the chance to edit the article you reviewed of mine.

This review you did of this, just in case you forgot.

Well, I did it most of your suggestions. I think the "Conclusion" section is best as it is. Short and to the point. I also tried to make the "Early Childhood" section a bit more comprehensible, but I'm not too sure if I succeeded. It makes prefect sense to me because I'm so familiar with Greek mythology. Also, I didn't notice any punctuation errors, but hey, I could be wrong. After all, I did miss a question on the English portion of my graduation test. Only one, though. Mind fixing it/them for me? And, regarding another picture, I'm afraid if I add another one it'll look severely overcrowded. Really, it's just that I really can't think of a good one. You got an idea? MegaPleb Dexter111344 Complain here 04:58, 2 June 2009 (UTC)

Sorry I couldn't respond sooner; I was banend. Anyhow, what I said before basically falls in line to that fact that writing penis jokes is very hard to do without sounding stupid. It's been a while, so I guess you could go on what I said in my review. Saberwolf116 13:31, 3 June 2009 (UTC)

edit Pee Review

Sure you can pee review my article Brute. sorry it took me a while to respond--Iwillkillyou333 19:31, 2 June 2009 (UTC)

You'll need to put it up for review first. Saberwolf116 13:32, 3 June 2009 (UTC)

One thing you do better than me on all fronts is being nice to the author. I got fired from my real life job of helping students with essays because I was too blunt! Well, not fired, but I got complaints.   Le Cejak <20:10 Jun 03, 2009>

I like blunt. Sugar-coating everything doesn't help anyone. Woody On Fire! Wood burningTalking Woody Stalking Woody 20:11, 3 June 2009 (UTC)
I don't like to think I "sugar coat" it, per se, but there's a nice way of letting the bomb drop. I'm a softie, so every time I say something mean to someone I feel like a total jerk. Instead of saying "this is shit go kill yourself you pathetic excuse for an author" I go along the lines of "this isn't very good, but you could make it better by _____". The message gets across either way, and the author is more likely to listen to you if you don't treat them like a SCUM LICKING BAG OF SHIT. Saberwolf116 20:15, 3 June 2009 (UTC)
I have never gotten a review from you, nor have I ever seen one of yours, so sorry if you thought I meant that comment for you. It was more of a blanket statement I placed after randomly stumbling across your talk page. And being blunt and being mean are not always the same thing. Woody On Fire! Wood burningTalking Woody Stalking Woody 20:31, 3 June 2009 (UTC)
Well, being blunt can come off as mean depending on what the author thinks, not on your intention. In that vein, it can turn people off from writing, even when you're trying to be nice but blunt!   Le Cejak <1:52 Jun 04, 2009>
Yes, I prefer to be nice to the author before I bombard their article with flaws. There's a good critic, and there's a Bad Critic. Saberwolf116 03:17, 4 June 2009 (UTC)

Ok its up--Iwillkillyou333 17:28, 4 June 2009 (UTC)

edit Thankies!

Antdoctor "Feeling any pain yet, Mrs. Davis?"

Necropaxx is delighted to thank you for your For vote on his recent rewrite, Antbortion.

Remember, kids, this is what happened to your would-be brother Jeffy. Go kick your parents for him, why don't you?

Necropaxx (T) {~} 15:22, Jun 4

It's come quite a way since I saw it on VFD; excellent rewrite. Saberwolf116 21:18, 4 June 2009 (UTC)

edit Uncyclopedia:Pee Review/Brute (Older Version)

Hey Saberwolf, uh, I rewrote a lot of this while it was on VFH, and I may have killed it faster. here's the old version. The old version is like an encyclopedic style article on brutes and it's boring and fanboy-ish as hell. Feel free to go back to that version, though. I don't know WHY I rewrote this... I've only played the first halo. Compare the two versions and you'll see: I wanted to stay off topic as much as possible.   Le Cejak <22:50 Jun 04, 2009>

Also, it's spelled "Conceived" I before E except after C   Le Cejak <22:58 Jun 04, 2009>
For your guys' convenience: Uncyclopedia:Pee Review/Brute (14/50), Uncyclopedia:Pee Review/Brute (rewrite) (25/50)   Le Cejak <23:17 Jun 04, 2009>
Well, no offense, but it wasn't a very good rewrite. Anyways, as evidenced by the page, the author is apparently taking my advice. Saberwolf116 23:25, 4 June 2009 (UTC)
Do you at least see where I was coming from? Seriously, compare! The author's not following your advice: he's changing it back to the old article piece by piece exactly.   Le Cejak <23:30 Jun 04, 2009>
I do, yes, but the author asked me to review the article, and I reviewed what was there. Saberwolf116 23:32, 4 June 2009 (UTC)
Yep, you're right. I rewrote it because this article is haunting pee review and, to a lesser extent, vfh.   Le Cejak <23:34 Jun 04, 2009>
Well, it looks like the author is re-rewriting it. I hope he can make something decent out of it. Saberwolf116 23:35, 4 June 2009 (UTC)
He's changing it back to the fanboy version...   Le Cejak <23:37 Jun 04, 2009>
*sigh* Oh well, I tried. Saberwolf116 23:38, 4 June 2009 (UTC)
I will try not to go back to the older version, this will be an entirely new version--Iwillkillyou333 02:54, 23 June 2009 (UTC)

edit Self-Delievery!

Delievered by Saberwolf116 03:04, 5 June 2009 (UTC). Or myself.

edit 'Ello

How thoughtful of you to ask! Yes - I'm OK, just IRL has been making an assault on my valuable internet time as it so frequently does. Personally I can't wait until we reach a stage in our evolutionary history where I can upload myself to the net and exist soley online, like the Lawnmower Man. Rabbi Techno Icons-flag-gb kvetch Icon rabbi Contribs Foxicon FOXES 16:54, 8 June 2009 (UTC)

Good to see you didn't just leave without warning like other users. Well, here's hoping you'll be able to visit Uncyclopedia some more. Hope you're having a good day in Oceania the UK. Saberwolf116 16:55, 8 June 2009 (UTC)

edit Do You Like James Joyce and/or Call of Duty 4!?

If so, please give this a look. If not...well...I guess you could still do it if you want to. —Unführer Guildy Ritter von Guildensternenstein 18:34, 8 June 2009 (UTC)

I like Call of Duty; never heard of James Joyce. I'll give it a shot if I have the time. Saberwolf116 19:26, 8 June 2009 (UTC)
Thanks for the (timely) review. I agree with your "linkage" criticism, though I should mention that the whole "--this is dialog, said Guildy" thing is because that's how Joyce did dialog. I suppose I should place this in the "article written in the style of its subject" thing to make that apparent, so yeah. —Unführer Guildy Ritter von Guildensternenstein 03:03, 9 June 2009 (UTC)
I'm glad you liked my review; i'm tied with SysRq now =) Saberwolf116 03:04, 9 June 2009 (UTC)

edit RS Syndrome

I'm gonna completely rewrite that article and make it more understandable to non-RS players. And BTW, about being player mod on RuneScape (you said it on the Pee Review) - something I always wanted to know, do player mods actually have "mute" on their menu when they click a players name? Someone told me they did. The Almighty Hamster6 - {talk}

Actually, we have a right click report abuse option when we click on a player. When we fill out the report abuse template, we have the option to mute a player for 2 days. Saberwolf116 15:56, 9 June 2009 (UTC)
You can add me in-game if you want; my username is the same on Uncyclopedia as it is in RS. Saberwolf116 15:58, 9 June 2009 (UTC)

edit I see you're reading The Catcher in the Rye

If you liked that, read this stuff. The Catcher in the Rye turns out to be a fictional book written by another character in his short stories, but most people don't know that. MegaPleb Dexter111344 Complain here 01:27, 10 June 2009 (UTC)

Thanks. Saberwolf116 01:33, 10 June 2009 (UTC)

edit DH renommed Leprechaun

You gonna vote again? Icons-flag-it.png Don 15px-AAN.jpg20px-Oberst.jpg Puttano cHeDDs 15px-Jenny_Spy_Revised_Again.jpg 19px-Leprechaun_army.jpg 15px-TMMAN.jpeg 20px-Missmurder.jpeg 15px-SCBBQGPOS.jpg SBQ2 22:56,10June,2009

I have a feeling Mordillo is gonna take it off; he sort of has a policy of making us wait at least a week before re-nomming something. Saberwolf116 23:01, 10 June 2009 (UTC)
Oh, really? Then maybe it'll have to be re-nommed a week from now. Still, it couldn't hurt. Icons-flag-it.png Don 15px-AAN.jpg20px-Oberst.jpg Puttano cHeDDs 15px-Jenny_Spy_Revised_Again.jpg 19px-Leprechaun_army.jpg 15px-TMMAN.jpeg 20px-Missmurder.jpeg 15px-SCBBQGPOS.jpg SBQ2 23:04,10June,2009

edit Award

How nice. =) Saberwolf116 13:49, 11 June 2009 (UTC)

edit Quick point

Just to say - as you've already seen Mordillo's forum, and you'll probably be keeping an eye on it - while I mention you by name, I'm not trying to single you out, it was just an example that had stuck in my mind. I'm certainly not trying to belittle your contributions (as I also mention in my post, I think good reviewing is a very important part of the writing process), and I do appreciate what you do. I do hold out hope, however, that you might start taking small steps into the murky world of writing, even if they are as tentative as my first ones. If you can spot a good article from a bad one in a review, you can take an abandoned article that needs love and remove the chaff. And then you maybe add a line or two of your own that doesn't suck, and from such tiny seeds, anything can grow. Just think about it, anyway, don't just dismiss the idea out of hand, or I think you may be underestimating your own capabilities! ;-) --UU - natter UU Manhole 18:57, Jun 11

Reviewing:Writing::Walking:Running   Le Cejak <19:08 Jun 11, 2009>
People always tell me I never give myself credit. That's deep, UU...thanks for the, umm, quick point. Saberwolf116 19:22, 11 June 2009 (UTC)
My point exactly, I'm not hassling you because I think you're doing the wrong thing. I'm hassling you because I think you have a lot of potential. ~Jewriken.GIF 19:59, 11 June 2009 (UTC)

edit Preemptive Thanks

edit Sup Wolf?

I've noticed your adding the QVFD template to pages listed on QVFD. If I may, allow me to quote from the book of QVFD: "Because of the nature of QuickVFD, you should not add any type of template or notice to the page." While it's probably not a big deal, I just thought I'd let you know. Keep up the good work! -OptyC Sucks! Icons-flag-us CUN21:25, 11 Jun

Ahh, thanks. I'll refrain from that. Saberwolf116 21:26, 11 June 2009 (UTC)

edit UnSignpost June 11th/12th/whatever

I think I'm going crazy. Sir SockySexy girls Mermaid with dolphin Tired Marilyn Monroe (talk) (stalk)Magnemite Icons-flag-be GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 15:44, 12 June 2009 (UTC)

edit User:Cajek/Pee

Hey Saber, you're still updating the averages for the pro-reviewers, aren't you?   Le Cejak <17:29 Jun 13, 2009>

Yep, i'm pretty sure I got them all right. If not, you can update them. Saberwolf116 17:30, 13 June 2009 (UTC)

edit Your Reading Carrie?

That's a good book. Icons-flag-it.png Don 15px-AAN.jpg20px-Oberst.jpg Puttano cHeDDs 15px-Jenny_Spy_Revised_Again.jpg 19px-Leprechaun_army.jpg 15px-TMMAN.jpeg 20px-Missmurder.jpeg 15px-SCBBQGPOS.jpg SBQ2 17:38,13June,2009

Yep, and Stephen King's first. Saberwolf116 17:39, 13 June 2009 (UTC)
Yeah, not his best though. One of them, but the Green Mile was the best. Icons-flag-it.png Don 15px-AAN.jpg20px-Oberst.jpg Puttano cHeDDs 15px-Jenny_Spy_Revised_Again.jpg 19px-Leprechaun_army.jpg 15px-TMMAN.jpeg 20px-Missmurder.jpeg 15px-SCBBQGPOS.jpg SBQ2 17:41,13June,2009

edit Thanks!

For the spiritual WotM nod. Wish you'd been the one to have a look at Billy Graham before it went onto VFH, but... luck of the draw I guess.  :/ Seems to be doing well anyway. --T. (talk) 14:06, 14 June 2009 (UTC)

I suppose so. If I ever get nominated for a second RotM, will you be there? =P Saberwolf116 14:06, 14 June 2009 (UTC)
Sure. No-one can fault your work ethic. I haven't thought about RotM because I'm not used to it existing... it's one of those things that was invented while I was away. But I'd be pleased to nom you myself. --T. (talk) 14:39, 14 June 2009 (UTC)

edit Self-yes

I don't mean to be all crumogeny but if you could hold up on checking you're own reviews for a little bit that'd be good. Even UU didn't check his own reviews for a few days (and even then he normally asked the person he reviewed for if tehy thought it was good). I mean, you're probably doing fine and everything it's just good to let others look first, ok? I mean I could check yours even.    Orian57    Talk   Union pink 17:39 14 June 2009

If you want to, you can go ahead and re-check them. I won't check any of mine anymore. Saberwolf116 17:46, 14 June 2009 (UTC)
I probably won't bother but, yeah from now on just leave them and I'll get them in time. I'm just saying because back when I was your age there were none of this sel-yupping all over the list. We had respect.    Orian57    Talk   Union pink 17:52 14 June 2009
I see. Well, the only reason I self-yes is because it takes people a long time to get to updating the list, and i'm very impatient. But yes, i'll wait. Saberwolf116 17:55, 14 June 2009 (UTC)

edit Thank you Mr. Saberywolfmanperson

Pro sack race
Thank you ...

... for supporting my recently featured picture.
A baby potato shall be mercilessly sacrificed
in your honour.

- Sonje

--Dame Sonjesig.pngCherry-blossom.gif 17:58, 14 June 2009 (UTC)

Yes. I am half man, half wolf. Saberwolf116 18:02, 14 June 2009 (UTC)
Which half? --Dame Sonjesig.pngCherry-blossom.gif 18:08, 14 June 2009 (UTC)
Bottom wolf, top human. I also have super powers. Saberwolf116 18:12, 14 June 2009 (UTC)
Let it never be said that you suffer from delusions of grandeur :P --Dame Sonjesig.pngCherry-blossom.gif 18:16, 14 June 2009 (UTC)
Naw. I'm just your average 14-year old modest American dude. Saberwolf116 18:17, 14 June 2009 (UTC)
Well despite your self-proclaimed averageness, you do good work around here, and a belated congrats on the RoTM award. --Dame Sonjesig.pngCherry-blossom.gif 18:25, 14 June 2009 (UTC)
Thank you. I might even decide to write one of these days, if I learn how. Saberwolf116 18:26, 14 June 2009 (UTC)
Thats great! I'm planning to attempt that very thing soon. I'm sure everyone here would be happy to guide your writing foray. Let me know if you need imagery assistance when you do decide to write. --Dame Sonjesig.pngCherry-blossom.gif 18:31, 14 June 2009 (UTC)
Will do. It'll be tough to balance maintaining Pee Review, writing a review each day and writing, but i'll manage...somehow. Saberwolf116 18:36, 14 June 2009 (UTC)
Just become a chick. We multi-task well. Or so I am told... --Dame Sonjesig.pngCherry-blossom.gif 18:41, 14 June 2009 (UTC)
Become a chick? That's about as likely as me getting one. >.< Saberwolf116 18:42, 14 June 2009 (UTC)
Sonje, if chicks multi-task well, why have you yet to write an article? And you 2 should write together. ya know, put a reviewer and a 'shopper together to make a writer. See how that works out. Icons-flag-it.png Don 15px-AAN.jpg20px-Oberst.jpg Puttano cHeDDs 15px-Jenny_Spy_Revised_Again.jpg 19px-Leprechaun_army.jpg 15px-TMMAN.jpeg 20px-Missmurder.jpeg 15px-SCBBQGPOS.jpg SBQ2 21:55,14June,2009

edit There y'go

Hope the review gives you plenty to work with - I enjoyed it! Now, I wonder if you could return a small favour? I'd like you to do a drive-by on this (have you seen me do drive-bys? just add a second opinion at the bottom of the page, nothing too in-depth). I honestly think that's a bit of a harsh review, but I could be a little biased because it's my n00b, so I wondered if you could take a squint and add a comment or two? I'd appreciate it. --UU - natter UU Manhole 21:25, Jun 15

I appreciate the review; i'll adjust the article accordingly. And sure, I can do a brief fly-by. Saberwolf116 21:27, 15 June 2009 (UTC)

edit Timeline

I like the idea; that does all suck. I'll rewrite the whole list myself at some point fairly soon. —Unführer Guildy Ritter von Guildensternenstein 22:13, 16 June 2009 (UTC)

It doesn't have to be just you; you could spam the talk pages of Der Unwehr members encouraging them to participate. I say we start with the 2000-2099; make an announcement on the forums or somesuch. Saberwolf116 22:16, 16 June 2009 (UTC)
Gotcha. —Unführer Guildy Ritter von Guildensternenstein 16:08, 18 June 2009 (UTC)

Why don't you tackle the timeline yourself? If I'm not mistaken, you still have yet to write a full article of your own, and I think something like this would be an ideal starting point for you. —Unführer Guildy Ritter von Guildensternenstein 22:33, 18 June 2009 (UTC)

Actually, I have written one, and it's on VFH. But yes, i'll get rid of the unfunny if I have the time. And since this is my own talk page, and hence not technically whoring, VOTE FOR MY ARTICLE ON VFH! Saberwolf116 22:34, 18 June 2009 (UTC)

edit Template spam

Snow white2 The Narrator Would like to thank you all...

For voting on his rendition of Snow White.

"It’s a fine story. Has everything a child needs to learn about the universe and it’s capricious, unfair ways."

   Orian57    Talk   Union pink 16:14 17 June 2009

edit You Know What That Means, Right?

After that shitty page is abandoned, I can come in, rewrite it, and get Unwehr credit. It should be called Metal Gear Solid 4: Guns of the Patriots, anyway. —Unführer Guildy Ritter von Guildensternenstein 16:09, 18 June 2009 (UTC)

Good luck with that. Also, how come you never respond on your talk page, always on someone elses? Saberwolf116 16:11, 18 June 2009 (UTC)
I dunno. Habit, I guess. —Unführer Guildy Ritter von Guildensternenstein 19:28, 18 June 2009 (UTC)

edit I bring offerings of triple chocolate muffins

GoldenShower Rejoice, Saberwolf116! You have been entitled to the
Golden Shower Award
For donating high quality material to the Pee Review.

Thank you, that one single comment on my article's second review was worth more than the "review" above it. You deserve great thanks. --BabySocks Little Pink Sock BabySocks 21:50, 18 June 2009 (UTC)

Aww, thanks =) UU asked me to do a fly-by, and it seemed that you didn't get much help from the above review, so I thought i'd help. Saberwolf116 21:53, 18 June 2009 (UTC)
I got slightly less respect for that whole review process after that reviewer got to my article before Orian who I asked to do it got to it. Cajec gave me a decent review, but I'd have wanted to get a non-biased score for the next one, so I'd know what to improve. To be honest, the only idea worth immediate application required me to spot your comment there just a few minutes ago. I was trying to find something positive about that review, was snickering at how they're criticising me for my punctuation habits, which I know are slightly deviant from "the official correct", but bring more of a fluency to the text I'm writing. The snickering was caused by their own raping of English spelling and grammar. Anyway, to return to what little point I was making, I only now noticed your suggestion today, since it was below that "review" and I was too angry to notice it. Can you leave comments like that on my talk page in the future, since I can't find them hidden like that? I might of course just be inexperienced on this site. I did some tweaks to the article, like switched to your suggested picture and gave the formatting a revamp, any "fly-by" comments about that? --BabySocks Little Pink Sock BabySocks 22:06, 18 June 2009 (UTC)
If you wanted to, i'd be more than happy to do a full review for you. Saberwolf116 22:07, 18 June 2009 (UTC)
That would be so kind! UU keeps telling me it's good writing with great potential, Cajec says it's good but needs work, I'd like to see someone give me a realistic score, since I think I lost all hope for that reviewer's abilities to show any good judgement. Maybe I'm just tired, it seems to be my status quo. --BabySocks Little Pink Sock BabySocks 22:11, 18 June 2009 (UTC)
Well I could make an exception and do 2 reviews instead of my normal one today; if you submit it to PR i'll have a look at it ASAP =) Saberwolf116 22:12, 18 June 2009 (UTC)
Thank you! I'll do it right away, so "heads up". --BabySocks Little Pink Sock BabySocks 22:16, 18 June 2009 (UTC)

edit Yo

come on my page really isnt that shitty is it? Besides it's my first article.--Yeahright 04:36, 19 June 2009 (UTC)

It's fine, just not as good as some of Guildy's. Saberwolf116 13:00, 19 June 2009 (UTC)

edit RE: Flag thingy

Remember a few days ago you made a flag icon for the LGBT one, could you do the same for the one currently in my sig? Oh but if you could upload it under a different name that would be good becuase I use that file in my header on my userpgae and a tiny version wouldn't work the same there. Thanks!    Orian57    Talk   Union pink 08:57 19 June 2009

I'll see what I can do. Saberwolf116 12:59, 19 June 2009 (UTC)

edit signpost article

thanks for the article, i've put in this week's signpost, set to arrive sometime today! SirGerrycheeversGunTalk 14:40, 19 June 2009 (UTC)

W00t! Saberwolf116 14:41, 19 June 2009 (UTC)

edit UnSignpost! June 18th/19th!

You'd think I'd learn that this isn't fun to do... Oh well. MegaPleb Dexter111344 Complain here 20:31, 19 June 2009 (UTC)

edit You did some good reviews for me a while ago

GoldenShower Rejoice, Saberwolf116! You have been entitled to the
Golden Shower Award
For donating high quality material to the Pee Review.

So here ya go. Sir SockySexy girls Mermaid with dolphin Tired Marilyn Monroe (talk) (stalk)Magnemite Icons-flag-be GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 21:24, 22 June 2009 (UTC)

Thank you very much, dearest sock. =) Saberwolf116 22:50, 22 June 2009 (UTC)

edit Pee Review

Mind doing a pee review for me. Its an UnNews.--Iwillkillyou333 23:35, 22 June 2009 (UTC)

Hmm. My UnNews ones can sometimes be a bit week, but i'll see if I can get on it later tonight. Saberwolf116 00:02, 23 June 2009 (UTC)
Ok its this One--Iwillkillyou333 01:22, 23 June 2009 (UTC)

Schpecklin of the peeing Peesmith, you listed my last Pee in the with proles; I'm a Steel Kidney. Well done on the feature too, sorry I never got a chance to vote on it. IronLung 02:46, 23 June 2009 (UTC)

Thanks for telling me, i'll get right on it. Saberwolf116 03:00, 23 June 2009 (UTC)

edit Jesus!

Thank you very much. That review was exactly what I was looking for. I think I will probably try and stick to Jesus just talking about the happenings of his life time, and not branch out to other parts of the bible (as you say, there are almost too many possibilities there. However, I think I will use parenthesis like I am now to add more short little quips about things outside of his life, as I did with Lot, and I think one other place. A quip about homosexuality is a terrific idea in fact.) So there is definitely some expansion there. I agree it needs to be longer too. I had left it the size it is because I am afraid that people who don't know much about the bible and its stories might feel lost, and not get it all, but who cares? There are too many chances for more humor in here to leave them out. I really like adding a section about water-into-wine. Good idea.

I do disagree with you on one thing though. I know it's a little bit of a personal choice, but I like red links. Being that this is a wiki, I think red links serve a good purpose; getting people to write things that do not exist. I think I have three in there right now. One is to I am that I am which I'm using as a shout out to Moses/the burning bush.... Not so much expecting anyone to write that article, but I think it's a nice touch. The other two are links to articles that I think need to be written. Body Odor and Arthritis are two pretty well known things, and I am surprised we don't have articles on them. After seeing they are red, I've even thought about writing them. So, I'm using those as things that people might see, and write. Now, I've always wondered why people hate red links so much.... Is it that they are an eyesore? They are kind of an eyesore. What if all red links were green? That wouldn't be so much of an eyesore anymore. But I am getting off topic. Do you know why people hate red links so much? Woody On Fire! Wood burningTalking Woody Stalking Woody 03:40, 24 June 2009 (UTC)

I guess they just look kind of strange. You can color a red link to look blue, but i'm not sure how. Ask Socky. Saberwolf116 04:19, 24 June 2009 (UTC)
Oh, I can do it. Maybe not well, but I can do it. I was just wondering if there was anything behind it, other than the aesthetically pleasing part. Woody On Fire! Wood burningTalking Woody Stalking Woody 04:25, 24 June 2009 (UTC)
I'm not really sure; i'm not too knowledgable in wikicode. Anyways, i'm gonna turn in for the night and wait for UU to give me my Diamond Dumper award tomorrow =) Saberwolf116 04:56, 24 June 2009 (UTC)

edit Diamonds are forever, forever...

You earned this.

And this. --UU - natter UU Manhole 11:42, Jun 24

I'm so awesome. Saberwolf116 13:59, 24 June 2009 (UTC)

And I am proud I could be your diamond dump. Hey UU, can I get an award for that? Woody On Fire! Wood burningTalking Woody Stalking Woody 15:23, 24 June 2009 (UTC)

edit Hey Mulder!

Get to raping aliens or whatever it is you and Skully do! MegaPleb Dexter111344 Complain here 16:23, 24 June 2009 (UTC)

Wrong talk page? Saberwolf116 16:41, 24 June 2009 (UTC)
Nope. Now where the hell is that Agent Skully? Someone owes me a handjob! MegaPleb Dexter111344 Complain here 16:45, 24 June 2009 (UTC)
Sorry Dexter, but I don't really find your random sex jokes funny. Go spam Socky or something. Saberwolf116 16:46, 24 June 2009 (UTC)
*sigh* Worst 100 Reflections on 2009. #75 The President of Iran WOODY! Wood burningDeathLife? to the infidels! Go USA? 16:57, 24 June 2009 (UTC)
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