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Do you think President Obama is an American citizen?
|Are you happy with the direction in which the country is moving?|
|61%||Delighted. I voted for change. Now, where do I go to get my free, new GM car?|
|13%||No. I am a progressive. We should be progressively moving into the future, only faster.|
|11%||No. In the Good Old Days, we'd put punks like Obama over our knee and give them a good spanking. Well, maybe not Negroes.|
|10%||No. I was for McCain, bless him. We were both in the Service. 'Nuff said. Except, wish Sarah Palin had kept her trap shut. And gotten the boob job sooner.|
|Totals do not add up to 100% due to rounding error, undecided/uncommitted/inarticulate, and poll-taker sloth.|