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This page is for fake contracts or combat duels. I will be finishing it shortly. If multiple people hire me to perform a "job", I will prefer people who:
- 1. - Are Over 9000
- 2. - Are respected users known in the community
- 3. - Are Mercenaries themselves (requires they have the Mercenary userbox) so I can work with them
However, in times of low activity I will take any contract to make a few bucks. But, basically, maybe nobody cares, in which case I'll move this page and change it into something else or just delete it altogether.
Professional Mercenary For Hire Jobs
You need a job done, I can do it! Just give me the target user or forum page and I will perform the job (unless it gets me banned, in which case I will object to it)