User:SPARTAN-984

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Mickey Pill

The Mickey is a popular rehydration pill developed by Disneyland to help hydrate their costumed employees, however it quickly evolved into an illegal drug.

U2-down-and-out

During the 1990s, death metal became popular, along with rap, nearly destroying U2.

WikiSphere

"Imagine a world where the sum of human knowledge is in the palm of your hand." That's what they say, but in truth, they don't give. Here's their REAL plan for the info they want people to access.

Crop circles

The aliens hate us, but nobody cares. We're too busy with Saddam Hussein.

Uluruconstruction1

Now WHAT THE F is up with that? Uluru must be big-ass, that is, for a fucking artifical rock that nobody gives a shit about.

MichaelSatanMonkeyDarwin

St. Micheal the Archangel attempts to slay Charles Darwin to keep him from revealing that St. Micheal is a monkey. Since humans are better than monkeys, Darwin survived the engagement.

Godpissed

God is pissed. Beware the Holy Hand of Doom!

Errors

Ahhh, the wonders of the best user-friendly flawless computer system in the world, Windows XP!

Fantanatics3

My god, the terrorists have managed to make the ultimate covert anti-American weapon: Pop Bombs!

Rms

Looks like Jesus has betrayed the cause. Alright everyone, kill him! *gets smited by God*

Falstropskittenhuffing

Here we see Algernon Falstrop's Victorian era prototype kitten huffing device.

Pigletmugshot

The results of a Hundred Acre Wood-wide police crackdown found Piglet as the hunted man... er, pig. Witness and police reports include vagrancy, using a wheelbarrow while drunk, hunting woozles without the proper license to do so, and smuggling unpasteurized honey across the Hundred Acre Wood barriers. Piglet's trial has yet to yield results.

Goatsebusters

Uh-oh, a noob looks like he's doing something ridiculous, so who you gonna call? The Internet patrollers, the Goatsebusters!

Grue chicago

OH SHIT! GET CHUCK NORRIS, CAST FROTZ, JUST AUUGH! *You are dead*

Hello, I'm SPARTAN-984. Although I am active on Halopedia the most, you can find me on other Wikia, like:

Halopedia-The place where I was introduced to Wikia.

Halo Fanon-The place where I am taking part in an RP.

Zombiepedia, Vektapedia-Random Wikia bout my fav topics, Zombies and Killzone (in that order).

WiCapedia-A wikia about World in Conflict that I co-founded. I am one of the two admins there.

Alright, that's basically all. I hope that Uncyclopedia, the second or third biggest wiki on Wikia, will become another base of operations for me.

Oh, and check my (under my namespace) fake merc contracts page.


edit My Real Userpage

edit My Recorded Signatures

This is for testing of my signatures..

First Sig

SPARTAN-A984, Protecting the world from angry Lawn gnomes since 1996 17:10, 1 February 2009 (UTC) - First recorded signature.

Second Sig

Me, SPARTAN-984 Chat here [[Special:Contributions/SPARTAN-984|What I have done for The Party Uncyclopedia 17:56, 1 February 2009 (UTC) - Crapped out again. *sigh* Besides, got it wrong anyways.

Me, SPARTAN-984 Chat here [[Special:Contributions/SPARTAN-984|What I've done 17:59, 1 February 2009 (UTC) - F*ck.

SPARTAN-984 Chat here 18:01, 1 February 2009 (UTC)YES, YES, YES! I DID IT! Anyways, here it is, my new signature that confines to the rules. (It didn't last long anyways.)

SPARTAN-984 Chat here What I've Done 18:03, 1 February 2009 (UTC) - An experiment seeing if I could add the Contribs.

SPARTAN-984|Chat here|What I've Done 18:04, 1 February 2009 (UTC) - Wellp, it worked. This is my new signature... for now.

Third Sig

{{Subst:Nosubst|User:SPARTAN-984/sig} 23:16, 14 February 2009 (UTC) - After Modus begged me to change my signature (with help from Mordillo), this is what I came up with. User:SPARTAN-984/sig is the page where it is located. Change it ONCE and you could get banned. Now, to get to work on that property template and posting on Modus' talk page.

S-984 23:18, 14 February 2009 (UTC) - There was a bit of a problem with my Preferences, as one of the } was missing from the "Signature" part. I quickly fixed it.

Fourth Sig

{{User:SPARTAN-984/sig2}} 19:19, 19 April 2009 (UTC) - I fucked it up. Back to the first sig, and time to die by Flammable's banhammer.

XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX - The signature line that is to be compared to.

edit The Userbox Corner

I store my userboxes here. As of May 19, 2009, this area has been revamped to meet the SPARTANBase standards.

17-G This user does not speak 1337 and furthermore believes 1337 to be an embarrassment to language. This user desires genocide of all speakers of 1337.


[[Asshat ah-G]] This user does not speak Asshat and furthermore believes Asshat
to be an embarrassment to language. This user desires genocide of all speakers of Asshat
. 


au-1 This user is able to contribute with a basic level of 'Straylyan.


ao-G This user does not speak AOLer and furthermore believes AOLer to be an embarrassment to language. This user desires genocide of all speakers of AOLer.


bs-G This user does not speak Bullsh!t and furthermore believes Bullsh!t to be an embarrassment to language. This user desires genocide of all speakers of Bullsh!t.


bl-G This user does not speak Blasphemy and furthermore believes Blasphemy to be an embarrassment to language. This user desires genocide of all speakers of Blasphemy.


ca-N This user is a native speaker of Canajan, eh?.


du-G This user does not speak Dumbass and furthermore believes Dumbass to be an embarrassment to language. This user desires genocide of all speakers of Dumbass.


en-N This user is a native speaker of English.


enl-N This user is a native speaker of English, but Louder.


enr-0 This user does not understand Engrish and hates people that speak it because they're all annoying foreigners.


fig-N This user is a native speaker of Fight.


fr-E This user only speaks Français because it was a required course in school.


fh-G This user does not speak Fuckhead and furthermore believes Fuckhead to be an embarrassment to language. This user desires genocide of all speakers of Fuckhead.


fur-G This user does not speak Furry and furthermore believes Furry to be an embarrassment to language. This user desires genocide of all speakers of Furry.


gb-0 This user does not understand Gibberish and hates people that speak it because they're all annoying foreigners.


gbs-N This user is a native speaker of Galactic Basic Standard.


gee-0 This user does not understand Geek and hates people that speak it because they're all annoying foreigners.


il-N This user is a native speaker of Igpay Atinlay.


ns-G This user does not speak Newspeak and furthermore believes Newspeak to be an embarrassment to language. This user desires genocide of all speakers of Newspeak.


pe-N This user is a native speaker of Plain English.


pika-G This user does not speak Pikachu and furthermore believes Pikachu to be an embarrassment to language. This user desires genocide of all speakers of Pikachu.


quo-3 This user is able to contribute with an advanced level of Quote.


re-1 This user is able to contribute with a basic level of Recondite English.


rh-N This user is a native speaker of Random Humour.


us-N This user is a native speaker of American English.


uk-0 This user does not understand Correct English and hates people that speak it because they're all annoying foreigners.


Pearson Pennant This user is Canadian
... and mildly smug about it!
(List of Canadian Uncyclopedians)
This user is right-handed.

In Latin they would be Dexter.

Dexter


Sunglasses This user's future is so bright they've gotta wear shades.


FA-22 Raptor This user is an aeroplane, and can be annoying. No offence to pilots.


Llama Rocking Chair This user likes llamas, and rides them on a daily basis.
Llama Rocking Chair See? Look at him. He really likes the llamas.
Llama Rocking Chair No, seriously. That's him there, on the llama.

<-- See?

Llama Rocking Chair Stop scrolling down, and admire the llama. It's much more interesting than the actual userpage, trust me.
Llama Rocking Chair What, you don't believe me? Fine, see for yourself. Don't blame me when you die from lack of llama.
Llama Rocking Chair Whoa! You made it! Good job!!


Now go away.

Mr rubber ducky This user has been approved by Mr Rubber Ducky, have you?
Domokunyellownbackground This user is a grue and while you were reading this, has eaten you. Start over?

Mindreader8

This user is reading your thoughts!


Cs-box This user is addicted to Counter-strike, and won't mind blowing your face off with an AK-47.



Ubx-
Crapload
This user has a crapload of userboxes. To see more of them, go to Grue.


Official This user is official. They get all their user boxes from here.


Ihasashuvel
This user gots a shuvel. Yes {{{1}}} does.


Potatohead aqua This user wants The Ultimate Showdown Of Ultimate Destiny featured.

RENT This space for rent.

Call 1-800-666-6666.


Waldo

This user is a nefarious obscene exit sign that likes to deliberate while contrived Nobel prize-winning cutting boards masturbate his cartoon.
DramaticQuestionMark This user is the random exotic flightdeck that broken his knuckles inside of your flightdeck so you must BASH him/her with your exotic flightdeck.


Crystalball This user can see what you don't.
Bushfire This user is on fire. You can help uncyclopedia by throwing water on their head












Towel migration This user knows the answer to Life, the Universe, and Everything.
Cnorris WARNING:This user knows Chuck Norris and therefore must be either Mr. T, Chuck Norris, Oscar Wilde or dead. Proceed with caution!!!
NVover9000 This user is Over 9000.


This user is years old. Woop-ti-doo.


This user is an ageless Immortal or so they like to think.
This user is a boy and is made of slugs, snails and puppy dog tails.


HeteroSym-pinkblue2.svg This user identifies as straight and so is probably homophobic.
TheJeeMan Jesus loves this user, and has blessed this page.
sub subliminal!
Canadian snowman This user is cooler than you.


The Worst Part of Censorship This *bleep* user likes to *bleep* the use of *bleep* *bleep* profanity *bleep*


No Wikipedia
This user does not have a user page at Wikipedia because he or she thinks that they take things way too seriously over there.
NO This user doesn't care.


Xbox2 This user is addicted to video games. PlayStation Logos



Skyline Z-Tune This User has the Need for Speed.


Windows Logo This user uses Windows because he or she can't get enough of your lover.


Lovejoybox This user is a Christian

(as long as they put a dollar in the box)

LV-2 This user considers him/herself an intermediate gamer and so probably has some sort of social life.


DIFF E This user plays Video Games on the lowest difficulty setting available as winning makes them feel good about themselves.


Mario-lo-res This user is a Gamer and therefore creepy.
Exquisite-kfm home This user prefers to play games on a PC as anything else is too complex.
342px-Psp45.svg This user owns a slick lookin'
Sony PSP
Woop-ti-doo...
PS2 This user enjoys playing games on a PlayStation 2 as it's just as good as a PS3.
Fireman1 This User tries to stop flamewars to protect the O-zone layer.
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