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“Who the hell is Ryuken?!”
~ Oscar Wilde on Ryuken
“Ryuken doesn't care about black people.”
~ Kanye West on Ryuken
“We have intelligence which suggests that Ryuken may be seeking weapons of mass destruction.”
~ George Bush on Ryuken

Ryuken is often too busy pwning |\|()()85 to come out of his mother's basement. When not looking at pr0n while playing World of Warcraft as a Blood Elf Paladin, he enjoys editing Wikipedia, consuming low-quality foodstuffs such as pizza (which he refers to as "za"), kitten huffing and blogging about his pointless life. Online, he is known as "1337msterpwner," and is a Level 70 Pally.


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