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Ultraautorototorsiohelixspiralic waves is a proven scientific concept in Theoretical Wave Physics introduced by Academic in Unnatural Sciencies PhD I.O.U.Rwc at Internaternal Scientific Academy of Unnaternal Sciencies. They are used to explain such advanced and well-known physical phenomena as Hollow Earth, Star flares giving birth to planets, Levitation, Electricity, Meaning of Life, the need for Intelligent Designer, Everything, the Problem of Fourty-Two and others.

edit Basic principles

edit Undeniability

The theses in this theory are considered incomplete while they are invalidatable by so-called "scientific principles", experiments, or the infamous "Occam's Scissors". While any formula is deniable by a creative mind, the Ultimate Theory is aimed to have no single formula or definition, except of its own, to satisfy the silly doubts of close-minded physicists. There are no inconsistencies.

edit Unknown is ruled by the Designer

If any evidence is found (or funded) to contradict any of no-single-formula, it is said to be metaphysical. Its origins are caused by Designer by fixing the inconsistencies in the imperfect Universe. The Designer is either the Designer Of The Theory or the Designer Of The Universe - which is interchangeable.

edit Deniers go to Hell

...and burn eternally... ...in flames of radioactive plasma...

edit Self-proof

When a Thesis is postulated, it must be true. Thus the Designer has spoken. If there is a contradicting evidence, it falls under the rule of the Designer fixing the inconsistencies. But there are no inconsistencies by self. The contradicting evidences are inconsistencies.

edit Experiments unneeded

The greatest theories are created by pure minds. The matter deteriorates minds, so any material instrument used in the experiment spoils the results and the mind of a researcher. It makes the Designer very unhappy...

edit Metamathics

edit Weak metamathical principle (the no-single-formula, or The Law Of Universal Equilibrium)

The weak metamathical principle (The Law Of Universal Equilibrium) is formulated as follows:

\zeta == \xi

Here, ζ and ξ can be anything, if they are defined as equal by the Theory.

edit Strong metamathical principle (the no-single-formula or The Law Of Universal Equilibrium for scientists and mecenates)

The strong metamathical principle is formulated as follows:

\looparrowleft \int\limits_{\tau}\overrightarrow{\circlearrowright\phi} d\tau - \looparrowleft \int\limits_{\tau} \overrightarrow{\circlearrowright\psi} d\tau == \int\limits_{\tau}\overrightarrow{0} d\tau

Here, φ and ψ can be anything, if they are defined as equal by the Theory, and τ is the time needed for the imperfect researcher to achieve the state of mind to be capable of understanding the concept.

edit Practical applications

edit Solution to the Fourty-Two problem

The no-single-formula (The Law Of Universal Equilibrium) has a solution which can be formulated as follows:

fourty - two == 6 \times 9

Interestingly, this is consistent with modern arithmatics, even while the Theory does not require that. Classical proof can be formulated as follows:

6_{13} \times 9_{13} == 42_{13}

edit Hollow Earth problem

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edit Man on the Moon

Ultraautorototorsiohelixspiralic waves forbid possibility to walk on the Moon. When approaching to the surface of moon, Ultraautorototorsiohelixspiralic waves moves it away from you - it is impossible to touch it. In fact, there is no moon at all - it's just an illusion caused by no gravity of it. Smaller objects can not generate ultraautorototorsiohelixspiralic waves (gravity). If you want to touch the moon you need to have no gravity too - like asteroids, comets, etc. (Humans are exception, becouse their DNA can generate ultraautorototorsiohelixspiralic waves)

edit Levitation

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edit Explanation of star-born planets

Ultraautorototorsiohelixspiralic waves has a direct impact on planet formation. Stars spits out planets, comets and asteroids due to effect of Ultraautorototorsiohelixspiralic waves. A sunspot appears every time a new planet is born.

edit DNA and origin of Life

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edit Origin of Universe

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edit Origin of Everything

Ultraautorototorsiohelixspiralic waves is everything; and everything is ultraautorototorsiohelixspiralic waves.

edit Cosmology

edit Earth

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edit Moon

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edit Sun

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edit Mercury

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edit Ganimede

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edit Hell

"First, We postulate that if souls exist, then they must have some mass. If they do, then a mole of souls can also have a mass. So, at what rate are souls moving into hell and at what rate are souls leaving? I think we can safely assume that once a soul gets to hell, it will not leave.

Therefore, no souls are leaving. As for souls entering hell, let's look at the different religions that exist in the world today. Some of these religions state that if you are not a member of their religion, then you will go to hell. Since there are more than one of these religions and people do not belong to more than one religion, we can project that all people and souls go to hell. With birth and death rates as they are, we can expect the number of souls in hell to increase exponentially.

Now, we look at the rate of change in volume in hell. Boyle's Law states that in order for the temperature and pressure in hell to stay the same, the ratio of the mass of souls and volume needs to stay constant. Two options exist:

  1. If hell is expanding at a slower rate than the rate at which souls enter hell, then the temperature and pressure in hell will increase until all hell breaks loose.
  2. If hell is expanding at a rate faster than the increase of souls in hell, then the temperature and pressure will drop until hell freezes over.

So, if we state, that there is some believers in Ultraautorototorsiohelixspiralic waves, that means, all the other, or not believers go to hell.

I could add, that all not believers go to hell in any religion, so: In my opinion (according to the the postulate above), if you don't believe in Ultraautorototorsiohelixspiralic waves, you go to hell.

edit Big Bang

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