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True plato

Plato was a genius.

So, I see you have found my philosophy page. Welcome. I post my questions and answers to various topics here. So, please browse through my questions. If you'd like me to ponder something, please leave me a message here.

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Why am I on your philosophy page? 14 June 2010, 5:46 PM

Because you clicked on the link on my user page.

Why don't sheep shrink in the rain? 14 June 2010, 9:15 PM

They are emitting body heat, which counters the cold rain.

If all the world is a stage, then where is the audience? 14 June 2010, 9:16 PM

We are the actors and audience.

If Opposite Day is a paradox, then how does it work? 14 June 2010, 9:20 PM

Opposite Day is a holiday made up by fools and preschool teachers to amuse themselves and their students. It is not even an official holiday.

Why are you up this late? 15 June 2010, 12:18 AM

Because it's summer, and I want to be up right now. I can sleep until ten in the morning if I want.

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