User:Rruelas

usb This user likes to use userboxes.	Usb! No, really!	USB!!!!!11 NO, REALLY TRULY REALLY!!!!
This user is right-handed. In Latin they would be Dexter.	This user's IQ is 108.	This user is being held hostage in a Chinese fortune cookie factory! A bachelor is a man who is free to choose, and chooses to be free. Help!
This user is a geek.
This user has been approved by Mr Rubber Ducky, have you?	♂ This user is a boy and is made of slugs, snails and puppy dog tails.	... This user would be a professional procrastinator, but he or she can't be bothered.
No user serviceable parts inside.	This user is easily distracted by anything shiny.	Official This user is official. They get all their user boxes from here.
— This space for rent.	This user supports the giving away of free iPods.	This user is the random living anything that rioted his forehead inside of your anything so you must jiggle him/her with your living anything.
This user can see what you don't.	Sense This user promotes the radical idea of having sense.	9/21 This user will never forget the events of 9/21/07. The day Uncyclopedia was huffed by terrorists.
This user fights against the squirrels and sporks conspiring to enslave the human species.	sub subliminal!	This user denounces BENSON.
This user hates telephones. Could be due to the fact that the U.S. government is monitoring them.	NO This user doesn't care.	MEH This user redefines lazy.
This user is an adventurer.	This user has a Really Lame Password. Seriously, you could probably guess it.	This user believes the Mozilla Firefox could easily defeat Godzilla.
This user uses Windows because he or she can't get enough of your lover.	This user is a Mac User. Eat up. (List of Mac-Using Uncyclopedians)	This user supports free operating systems because he/she is basically a cheapskate.
PIELAND This user is from Pieland, and is blamed for killing Pingu. (List of Pielanders)	This user is a Gamer and therefore creepy.	Z This user has found the Twenty Treasures of Zork and beaten Zork: The Great Underground Empire.
TA This user believes that you can never have too many text adventures on Uncyclopedia.	This user can be found on the Uncyclopedia Frappr Map.	This user loves Maddox. Maddox, however, doesn't give a damn.
This user enjoys staring at spinning objects, and may be afflicted with Attention Deficit look at the birdie!.	This user is a pyromaniac.	This user is a complete, irredeemable anything. He/she/it is Bat Fuck Insane, and pimps at the anything.
no cowbell This user has broken his/her addiction to Cowbell! Long shall they live and prosper!	AA! AAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAA AAAAAAA AAAAAAA!!!	? Do not underestimate the power of It. Underestimation of the power of It will kill you from the sheer power of It.
This user was brought to you by the letter T and the number 1.	THIS IS SPARTA!	This user is invisible, <insert name here> sees You but you don't see him/her. Tee hee!!
This user can also be found elsewhere on the internet.	1+ This user has over 1 edit. Duh!	THIS USER'S HEAD A SPLODE.
This user is a veteran/combatant of the war.