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For those obsessed with the so-called experts, Rruelas also has a userpage on the English Wikipedia.
usb This user likes to use userboxes.

Usb! No, really!


This user is right-handed.

In Latin they would be Dexter.

Brain This user's IQ is 108.

Fortune cookie 20040628 223108 1 This user is being held hostage in a Chinese fortune cookie factory! It's never too late to panic! Help!
Geek This user is a geek.
Mr rubber ducky This user has been approved by Mr Rubber Ducky, have you?
This user is a boy and is made of slugs, snails and puppy dog tails.

... This user would be a professional procrastinator, but he or she can't be bothered.
750px-High voltage warning.svg No user serviceable parts inside.

Shyny ub This user is easily distracted by anything shiny.
Official This user is official. They get all their user boxes from here.
This space for rent.

Euroipods1 This user supports the giving away of free iPods.
DramaticQuestionMark This user is the random crazed jeans that earned his forefinger inside of your jeans so you must clapperclaw him/her with your crazed jeans.
Crystalball This user can see what you don't.
Sense This user promotes the radical idea of having sense.
9/21 This user will never forget the events of 9/21/07. The day Uncyclopedia was huffed by terrorists.
sub subliminal!
Anti-Benson This user denounces BENSON.

Bofh This user hates telephones. Could be due to the fact that the U.S. government is monitoring them.
NO This user doesn't care.
MEH This user redefines lazy.
This user has a Really Lame Password. Seriously, you could probably guess it.
Firefox Logo This user believes the Mozilla Firefox could easily defeat Godzilla.

Windows Logo This user uses Windows because he or she can't get enough of your lover.

Finder This user is a Mac User.
Eat up.
(List of Mac-Using Uncyclopedians)
Tux-thinkpad This user spends more time with a penguin than with a window.

PIELAND This user is from Pieland, and is blamed for killing Pingu.

(List of Pielanders)

Mario-lo-res This user is a Gamer and therefore creepy.
Z This user has found the Twenty Treasures of Zork and beaten Zork: The Great Underground Empire.

TA This user believes that you can never have too many text adventures on Uncyclopedia.
Earth This user can be found on the Uncyclopedia Frappr Map.
Maddox This user loves Maddox.

Maddox, however, doesn't give a damn.

Kraspin This user enjoys staring at spinning objects, and may be afflicted with Attention Deficit look at the birdie!.
Gefahrensymbol F This user is a pyromaniac.

Popeeyebeams This user is a complete, irredeemable jeans. He/she/it is Bat Fuck Insane, and plagiarizes at the jeans.
no cowbell This user has broken his/her addiction to Cowbell! Long shall they live and prosper!

? Do not underestimate the power of It. Underestimation of the power of It will kill you from the sheer power of It.
Elmo pissed

This user was brought to you by the letter F and the number 13.

OBN This user is invisible, <insert name here> sees You but you don't see him/her. Tee hee!!

DramaticQuestionMark This user can also be found elsewhere on the internet.
1+ This user has over 1 edit. Duh!
Leroy This user is a veteran/combatant of the war.

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