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Noobaward Noob of the Moment February 2011

RPM

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GCarlin This user is a frisbeetarianist, and believes that when they die, their soul will fly up, and get stuck on the roof.
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A This user is an adult and so doesn't know what fun is.
3hearts This user wishes he or she had a girlfriend, will you go out with him/her? I wouldn't.

I'm a long-time fan of Uncyclopedia going back to 2006. I'd have contributed here long ago, but unfortunately the Dark Side seduced me first - however, since I haven't done amuch for Wikipedia in a while, and I feel like writing more creative non-fiction than boring non-fiction these days, here I be.

....UPDATE Jan. 4 2012, dun dun dun. I was away for like, what... 8 months? Now I'm back! I'll try to keep writing UnNews, I like that most of all.

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UnNews

UnNews:Gadhafi vows to crush walnut (2011-Feb-27)

UnNews:S. Sudan to Sudan: "It's over, and this time, I mean it!" (2011-Feb-07)

UnNews:Massive tentacled tumor extracted from man, escapes (2011-Feb-08)

UnNews:Romney_takes_Iowa_by_convincing_margin (2012-Jan-04)

UnNews:Canada_prepares_for_war_with_Iran (2012-Jan-06)

UnNews:Titanic_comparisons_endured_after_Italian_ship_disaster (2012-Jan-14)

UnNews:Basement_dwellers_less_burdensome_on_parents_as_Star_Trek_Online_goes_free (2012-Jan-17)

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