I wish you a merry Christmashappy new yearan profitable day. Also, I'd like to wish welfare and happiness, but I can only do one. Which one would you choose?
Anyway, maybe you'll know me from the UnMeta thingy, or from the Dutch-langu'ed version of the good ol' Uncyclopedia: Oncyclopedia. In and around, on and over and through the inside out while upside down. Not to be confused with our dear Dutch speaking friends, currently residing in Down Under.
A medical story: my blood contains enough iron to be healthy, but it smells like rust.