User:Roman Dog Bird
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“I can't kiss you baby. 'Cause you smell like piss.”
“I have often thought that if there had been a good rap group around in those days I might have chosen a career in music instead of politics.”
“Insufficient data at the moment, Starchild!”
“"Rashad Evans is a nigger." This is a piece of literature, I tell you!”
“A glittering beacon of unending admiration for this guy. Gets shit done and keeps it real. There is nothing else you need to do to get UotY, and this guy does both in spades, with flying colors, and better than anybody else, and when I think about him I touch myself.”
“Customary shout-out to the hardest working man on Uncyclopedia who isn't actually the hardest working man on Uncyclopedia. Deserves some sort of nomination, at the very least, for the great stuff he's done for the last X years, including 2010. ”
“I've voted for this guy on UotY a couple times. I realized far too late that I forgot the "G" both times. Holy FUCK FOR.”
i'm a guy that used to do stuff, but now i sit around and
come up with steal bad jokes and poop in my pants and look at girls. HOLLA.
Stuff what I done wrote (aka why I never write anything)
- Midkiff Land - w/ 220.127.116.11, Dexter111344, Bad Shroom, and Syndrome. yes, this totally counts
- That time I was nearly raped by Devo during my sojourn in Akron, Ohio - some bullshit + one of my favorite bands = utter fucking garbage
- Zack de la Rocha - even I can't tell if this is racist or not
- Primus - conceived by and co-written with Cat the Colourful
below is the rest of my gay page. find the pony and win a prize.
That stayin' in school is A-okay.
If you wanna good job, and you wanna do right,Then stay in school... it's outta sight!