# User:Roman Dog Bird/fuck

## RAPE!!

YA MOTHAFUCKIN NIGGAH BITCH!! - 03:14, 22 May 2009 (UTC)

AH GAWD DONT PUT THA STICK UP MAH ASS LEROY!!!!!! OH NOOOOOOO!!!!!!! -- Hi, hey! I'M A MOTERFUCKING NIGGER BITCH LOVER 03:18, 22 May 2009 (UTC)

## UnSignpost! May 28th, 2009

The only newspaper to be delivered by MegaPleb Dexter111344 Complain here 19:38, 28 May 2009 (UTC)

## Hey little girl!

Put on your dress Sally. The preceding unsigned comment was added by Moldycrotchcheese (talk • contribs)

O_o Who told you my name?! EEK!!! PERVERT!!!!! HELP!!! -- Roman Dog Bird!!!!! :D :D :D :D :D :D :D 16:18, 30 May 2009 (UTC)

## Do you think

You could semiprotect Jew? It seems that most of the edits that are wasting our time come from IPs. Saberwolf116 22:55, 3 June 2009 (UTC)

Done! -- Roman Dog Bird!!!!! :D :D :D :D :D :D :D 22:57, 3 June 2009 (UTC)
Damn, you're fast. Saberwolf116 22:57, 3 June 2009 (UTC)

## Thankies!

 `"Feeling any pain yet, Mrs. Davis?"`Necropaxx is delighted to thank you for your For vote on his recent rewrite, Antbortion. Remember, kids, this is what happened to your would-be brother Jeffy. Go kick your parents for him, why don't you?

15:26, Jun 4

## UnSignpost June 4th, 2009

Delivered by Saberwolf116 02:18, 5 June 2009 (UTC)

"Now show me on the teddy bear where the bad man touched you PiOTR."

## Just so I get this right...

I edited Guitar, and someone comes along and makes changes, and you move it right on back again. Two minutes later you undo the edits on Greenday and take it back to the last edit I do, and then protect it.

I may have a fan. I feel touched. The preceding unsigned comment was added by PuppyOnTheRadio (talk • contribs)

Sorry, but these are more like coincidences to me. Your edits don't bother me at all, which is why I left them as is (for the most part. I think I altered one of your edits to the Green Day page, unless that was someone elses material). The guys who edited right after you on those two pages on the other hand..........well, yeah, what a load of shit, right? I think I might have jumped the gun a bit by protecting the Green Day page from IPs and such for an infinite amount of time. I'm just worried about that last guy coming back right away and fucking with it even more. Anyways, I'm not sure about me being a fan or where it is you're coming from. I'm just doin' mah jorb. No hard feelings, I hope? I'm not trying to sound rude or anything......... -- Roman Dog Bird!!!!! :D :D :D :D :D :D :D 19:25, 9 June 2009 (UTC)
Coincidence Schmicidence! But don't worry, I won't reveal to the anyone who can access this page the true depth of your feelings. PuppyOnTheRadio 22:26, 9 June 2009 (UTC)
Alllllllllllllllllll righty then! (Wait, I don't even like Jim Carrey! Why did I say that?) -- Roman Dog Bird!!!!! :D :D :D :D :D :D :D 22:46, 9 June 2009 (UTC)
Okay, maybe it was co-in-key-dink. I take it all.... hang on a second, what's this on Guitar history? (And Jim Carrey was fantastic in Eternal Sunshine - Danny Wallace was better in Yes man though!)PuppyOnTheRadio 04:58, 11 June 2009 (UTC)
Having said that, how would a n00b go about protecting "swimming" from IPs? Sick of people using it as a bicthing ground.PuppyOnTheRadio talks too much.

## Nigger

Go here, answer questions, get free booze and a shoe shine. ~ 15:24, 11 June 2009 (UTC)

## Hey dude

Do you think you could protect White Folks? The guy I put on BP won't stop with the "white people are scum" vandalism. Saberwolf116 23:06, 11 June 2009 (UTC)

## UnSignpost June 11th/12th/whatever

I think I'm going crazy. 14:25, 12 June 2009 (UTC)

## Hahahahahaha?

Well... I'll give it 3 points for being different, but I don't think it matches up to HTBFANJS guidelines.Pup 01:00, 18 June 2009 (UTC)

FRANKIE'S A FAGGOT NIGGER APPARENTLY! MegaPleb Dexter111344 Complain here 01:02, 18 June 2009 (UTC)
I thoguht Frankie was a sweet transvestite, or am I just old? Pup 02:51, 18 June 2009 (UTC)

## UnSignpost! June 18th/19th!

You'd think I'd learn that this isn't fun to do... Oh well. MegaPleb Dexter111344 Complain here 19:50, 19 June 2009 (UTC)

## Another protection request

This article, Biggie, is up on VFD. It was featurable about a year ago, and it looks like it was raped by IPs over a long period of time. Could you work your magic, please? Saberwolf116 14:03, 20 June 2009 (UTC)

## Sweet buns

After the second proofing but before baking. I'll add some chocolate to them as well for you and brown them up and then anyone can have a bite of my sweet buns.

## Niceguy

20:18, 20 June 2009 Roman Dog Bird (Talk | contribs | block) blocked Mr. Niceguy (Talk | contribs) with an expiry time of Judgement Day ‎ (Do you see my penis? Here, I'll pull it out! LOOK AT IT DANGLE, FAGGOT!) (unblock | change block)
20:17, 20 June 2009 Roman Dog Bird (Talk | contribs | block) resurrected Mr. Niceguy (Talk | contribs) ‎ (wrng "a"gn)
20:16, 20 June 2009 Todd Lyons (Talk | contribs | block) blocked Mr. Niceguy (Talk | contribs) with an expiry time of Judgement Day ‎ (NO MORE MR. NICEGUY)

While that may have been cathartic for you, mine was still funnier. =) --T. (talk) 00:37, 21 June 2009 (UTC)

Well, my ass IS in danger, you know! -- Roman Dog Bird!!!!! :D :D :D :D :D :D :D 00:39, 21 June 2009 (UTC)

## Hey!

What did I do wrong, man?. --Sockpuppet of Narcissus Black

For the love of......look, if you really are Narcissus Black, here's the thing. You have been banned multiple times already. What you are doing is called "sockpuppetry". Avoiding your ban is NOT good. You have had too many problems with previous adminstrators and users here before, and we would really like it if you just left us alone. Do you really like this place that much? But in the end though, you really are such a God damn narcissist! It's driven us up the wall, and we're tired of putting up with your shit! Get it? No? -- Roman Dog Bird!!!!! :D :D :D :D :D :D :D 00:51, 22 June 2009 (UTC)
Thank you! Yes, the place has its moments but what's most fun about it is how deliciously easy it is to "drive you up the wall." Not literally obviously. That would probably be fun for you but not for me. --86.155.62.130 17:05, 22 June 2009 (UTC)

## Roman Dog Poo?

That vandal loves you so much, he commissioned a graphic novel about you. Hail Caesar! Hail Roman Dog Poo!

--T. (talk) 06:49, 22 June 2009 (UTC)

## Hey, don't make a double redirect!

Seriously. I'd fix it, but you're a NIGGER COCK FAG! MegaPleb Dexter111344 Complain here 02:38, 23 June 2009 (UTC)

## How have you not gotten this award before?

Well, replace the word "bitch" with "NIGGER COCKSUCKER". Yeah. MegaPleb Dexter111344 Complain here 07:48, 24 June 2009 (UTC)

Cause you're a girl. The bastard one doesn't fit. MegaPleb Dexter111344 Complain here 08:06, 24 June 2009 (UTC)

## Someone's been busy...

 Guybles has awarded you a cookie!Now go play in traffic.
My thanks for keeping an eye on Sherlock Holmes while I've been sleeping (or something). I've no idea what the joke about DarkDung is, but it's obviously very, very important to someone. Important enough to register an account, in fact. Keep fighting the good fight. Guybles CUN 12:43, 26 June 2009 (UTC)
Hey, thanks! That guy was kind of odd. I don't know what the hell has problem was! -- Roman Dog Bird!!!!! :D :D :D :D :D :D :D 16:34, 26 June 2009 (UTC)

## JONAS BROTHERS

what the fuck y cant i create a jonas brothers page?!

Because idiots such as yourself are bound to make YET ANOTHER shitty article on this worthless group, most likely referring to how "gay" they are or whatever the fuck it is that's supposedly funny about them. Many have tried, and tried to make an article on them, and they always come out as shit. I don't think you're going to be any different, and I would prefer to keep it protected until their fame dwindles. -- Roman Dog Bird!!!!! :D :D :D :D :D :D :D 18:52, 27 June 2009 (UTC)
Are you putting the cart before the horse? I mean can't we let him try, wait until after he's written a whole lot of crap saying "oh, the jonas borthers are fagots, heh heh heh, and they like to read twilite, heh heh heh.' and then huff it?
Oh, and to the guy who put this question up to begin with, I didn't know who the Jonas brother's were before reading this question, so I looked them up. Now how am I going to get those brain cells back? I don't have that many left to sacrifice.
Apparently loss of brain cells leads to short term memory loss.
And while I think of it RBD, aren't you putting the cart before the horse? I mean can't we let him try, wait until after he's written it, and then huff it? Pup
WTF? The cart is always before the horse. The horse is after the cart. The horse pulls the cart. The cart moves. Nobody cares. Mr. Roman Dog's Beard bans me for not knocking on his toakpaeg's door before entering. Nobody cares either. I'm fucking dull. Meh, nobody cares. The horse dies. The cart becomes after the horse. The universe implodes. Mr oh-so-oasum Chuck Norris saves the day. Nobody cares... Shit, I'm hallucinating. I'd better leave before that purple smoke suffocates me Colour Sig For Make Mahm00shA Look Cool 22:28 June 28 '09
You forgot about the horse under the cart! Pup

## Help

Hey, have a couple of questions that I need help on, and figured I'd annoy you.

1. If another user is shitting me up the wall as they have no idea how to behave on Uncyclopedia, how do I go about getting their asses banned?
2. How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?
3. If I throw something into PeeReview, how do I make sure it gets reviewed short of reviewing every other article under the sun myself?
4. I am having difficulty obtaining and maintaining an erection which is putting stress on my love-life, what can I do?
5. I have an article that I need help with on a technical level. I've thrown {{help}} in there but nobody has responded yet. Who should I nag for technical issues?
6. How does the Collegiate system of voting in the United States and the UK work in such a way that the least popular candidate can end up being voted into power yet the UN don't step in to intervene in the undemocratic elections?
7. What would I need to do in order to be nommed for N00b of the month in July (as I'm still under 30 days n00b)
8. How does the whole timeline thing in the terminator work that the guy comes back from the future to father the kid who grows up to order the guy to come back from the future to father the kid that grows up to order the guy to come back from the future to father the kid that likes to Guns and Roses while being chase by a robot that is a blob in it's resting state?

Feel free to ignore the even numbered questions. Or the odd ones. Take your pick! Pup

1. I believe that there IS in fact a page where you can report vandals, but I've only seen it once, and that was like two years ago. If you see a rampant vandal, and nobody stops him, try to find an active admin. Oh, DURRRRRR, Ban Patrol! How did I forget about it?
2. Depends on how strong they are / their will power. Young ones could probably only handle less than ten pieces of wood. Older more experienced woodchucks could do many, like 200+ or something. But I'm just making shit up.
3. Hmm, you've got me stumped there. Pray?
4. Well, if you're willing, maybe go for some type of Viagra pilly-pill-pill, but I t'aint no expert on this! I've never even "done" "it"!
6. condums
7. doo sum stuff, hope people think ur k00l fer it
8. hey, there's some neat-o speshul effex, so i dun no wat ur talkin' about
-- Roman Dog Bird!!!!! :D :D :D :D :D :D :D 05:03, 30 June 2009 (UTC)
Sweet - thanks! Pup

## Unsignpost! June 25th or 30th

We're not late you're just high!   14:49 30 June 2009

## UnSignpost: July 2nd, 2009

THEDUDEBOT Armed and Ready Say The Word 19:33, 3 July 2009 (UTC)

## --Mooveeeingfox

No I do NOT like to eat poop I just found that show and saw this! As for Home on the Range I saw this and this which you must look at the secound comment to see the Condo in my fridge comment.

And I don't care. You have violated our rules and have evaded multiple bans. You are an incomprehensible little shit, have a ridiculous sense of humor (a VERY bad kind) and you're wasting your life away on things aimed at children half your age. What part of "get out of here" don't you understand? And are you trying to impress me with your little Wikipedia vandalism? I would tell you to get a life, but I won't for two reasons:
1. You clearly are beyond ever having one
2. It would be ironic for me to tell anybody that since I have no life myself.
Uh, yeah. Better than masturbating to Teletubbies and......Home on the Range all day. -- Roman Dog Bird!!!!! :D :D :D :D :D :D :D 23:22, 4 July 2009 (UTC)

## Pox deleted 14/08/2008

Hey. Are you able to pop a copy of Pox in my User space? I've just read something that relates back to it and I want to see if there's anything worth salvaging. Mad props Pup 02:29, 8 July 2009 (UTC)

Eh? -- Roman Dog Bird!!!!! :D :D :D :D :D :D :D 02:33, 8 July 2009 (UTC)
It has some promise... wish I knew more abut the topic... Pup 20:45, 8 July 2009 (UTC)

## UnSignpost 9th July 2009

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## Did you say my article is garbage?

*Pout* 12:29, 10 July 2009 (UTC)

Where? What? I'm confused. -- Roman Dog Bird!!!!! :D :D :D :D :D :D :D 19:13, 10 July 2009 (UTC)
When you protected Nigger Dogshit Sandwiches. 22:29, 10 July 2009 (UTC)
Oh, no, I was just quoting what that NIGGER FAGGOT vandal said for "comedic" "purposes". That's all. -- Roman Dog Bird!!!!! :D :D :D :D :D :D :D 23:39, 10 July 2009 (UTC)
Oh. Lolz. 00:43, 11 July 2009 (UTC)

## UnSignpost: July 16nd, 2009

THEDUDEBOT Armed and Ready Say The Word 22:22, 16 July 2009 (UTC)

## UnSignpost: July 23rd, 2009

This edition is on time, and anyone who tells you differently is lying! THEDUDEBOT Armed and Ready Say The Word 02:56, 25 July 2009 (UTC)

## UnSignpost: July 30th, 2009

It's on time, you were just high and didn't realize when it got here! THEDUDEBOT Armed and Ready Say The Word 02:40, 4 August 2009 (UTC)

## UnSignpost! August 6th, 2009!! WE BE LATE, Y'ALL!!!

Hand delivered by MegaPleb Dexter111344 Complain here 21:35, 10 August 2009 (UTC)

## A Mr Sherlock Holmes is at the door, sir

Thank you for voting for this article! Sir MacMania GUN[05:47 11 Aug 2009]

## On Naruto

I was the original writer of the Naruto article as it stood before your edits recently (although it has been changed a lot since I wrote it). I just checked the article after a long time of inactivity, and I liked your edits. I had written the article in the first person intentionally, from the perspective of a bored fan. I had done so because of a suggestion to make it like that from another user. Anyway, I see now that it was not a very good idea after your edits. If you want to continue editing it, that's fine. I won't be making any changes to it. --Sir OCdt Jedravent CUN UmP VFH PLS ACS WH 22:09, 11 August 2009 (UTC)

Oh, no, that's fine. I have no intention of making any more edits to the page unless some numb nuts goes and screws it up, forcing me (or preferably someone else) to revert their shit. I don't like Naruto, and I simply couldn't stand the first person perspective. Your version was good, and I'm pretty sure I left a positive comment on the talk page after you wrote it. The previous one was a cluttered mess so I was glad to see a more coherent article at the time. It eventually grew worse as Naruto fanboys invaded it, added more characters, a useless episode section, and what I believe was a genuine description of (or at least a poor attempt at a parody of) the events that were currently going on in the story. Recently, TKF reverted it to it's quasi-featured state from whenever, and then I modified it a bit since I had already changed the first person stuff before the revert and was pissed to see it back. I've just grown to hate articles that are written in that sort of style. Very few writers here are able to pull off a decent article in this manner, and the usual ones just come off as annoying. Like they try to portray the subjects style, but it just comes off as completely forced. Or when and article is supposed to come off as if it's talking to you the reader. I'm not sure which type I'm more irritated by. So, yeah, in conclusion (and changing the subject for no good reason) somebody should write a One Piece article since I love that series to death, but I can't write for shit. Are you familiar with it? -- Roman Dog Bird!!!!! :D :D :D :D :D :D :D 00:18, 12 August 2009 (UTC)
Kind of, but I'm not an active user anymore.--Sir OCdt Jedravent CUN UmP VFH PLS ACS WH 04:03, 13 August 2009 (UTC)
I've had some of the Naruto articles on my watchlist for a while (I personally thought Itachi Uchiha and Akatsuki were great, and watched them for the usual Naruto vandals)... and so today I noticed you've been deleting every single Naruto-related article on Uncyclopedia, besides Naruto. I'll admit some were complete crap and deserved to be VFD like you did. But you killed all of them? I'm not trying to pick a fight here, but I'm just curious what prompted this, because I'm sure a few of them were actually pretty funny. 71.140.89.210 22:25, 25 August 2009 (UTC)
Well, first of all, I've only been nominating all of those articles for deletion. I think I've only personally deleted two of them while others handled the rest. Yeah, yeah, I am the one who brought the articles to other peoples attention and wanted them deleted, but I haven't personally deleted most of them. Besides, there's still a few left.... Secondly, as somebody who openly detests Naruto, I saw pretty much all of those articles as idiotic, fanboy, nonsense with incredibly poor and downright random attempts at humor. My dislike of the series is pretty much what prompted it. I knew that a few of the articles existed already, so I took a look at the category, saw how many more there were, skimmed through them, and decided they were wastes of space. Just like the series they came from! I'm obviously not going to bring the main Naruto article up for deletion though, since it's quasi-featured, and although it doesn't make me laugh (to be honest, most of the articles on the website don't), it at least isn't poorly written and doesn't veer off into to any sort of dumbass references to video games or celebrities ot whatever (okay, so there is that Michael Jackson picture for Orochimaru, but it's subtle and not IN YO FACE LOL HES A PEDOPHILE shit). It's things like that that I can't stand. I mean, most of them had these huge walls of quotes at the start of the page, including quotes from real life people and characters that have nothing to do with the series! That isn't funny! It's just downright annoying. And with a lack of knowledge of the series and it's characters, the pages themselves just looked to me like dumbed down and unfunny versions of the characters own histories. Who cares? Just put a few short descriptions of these characters on the main Naruto page, and leave it at that! We don't need full length pages on these characters, especially when they're all so boring and the content is so incoherent. Not worth wading through to try and fix 'em either. -- Roman Dog Bird!!!!! :D :D :D :D :D :D :D 23:47, 25 August 2009 (UTC)

## Convo - the article

Can I ask, why you deleted my article? I didn't break any rules, and it was not stupid. You don't have to get pissed off, just explain. There are much more absurd things going around on Uncyclopedia, and I think this was not a bad article.

Also, is it possible to retrieve the text?

Thanks

--Wow000050000 10:58, 15 August 2009 (UTC)

Something like this, eh? If you intend on working on it more, just keep it in yout userspace, and then have it checked out on Pee Review. Sorry, the article was placed on QVFD, and it just didn't seem like much to me. Oh, shit, I didn't even notice the construction tag that was on it! I guess I was in a hurry. I'm very sorry about this! I usually try to look out for things like this. -- Roman Dog Bird!!!!! :D :D :D :D :D :D :D 23:29, 15 August 2009 (UTC)

## Hampton High School Pa

Like the person above me, I would also like my article which was deleted if possible, thank you- Legolas11 August 009 (UTC).

Well, I guess it might be okay if you keep it for yourself, but there's no way that this should be mainspaced or anything. Vanity policies and potential cyberbullying or whatever it is you're doing, you know? There really shouldn't be any articles about anybodies own school, unless it's well known or something.......-- Roman Dog Bird!!!!! :D :D :D :D :D :D :D 23:36, 15 August 2009 (UTC)

## UnSignpost 13th August 2009. It's not late. You are!

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## UnSignpost 20th August, it's not late, your mom is!

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## Image voting stuff

See here. And to be honest, I didn't know either. 00:55, 26 August 2009 (UTC)

Well, I'll be damned. -- Roman Dog Bird!!!!! :D :D :D :D :D :D :D 01:50, 26 August 2009 (UTC)

## Mostly Harmless Deletion

Hey! You laughed! Why did you delete it, then? --Paniq 19:39, 26 August 2009 (UTC)

Because I didn't think it was funny. That was intended to be sarcastic laughter. I mean, come on, it was a one word article. You can't have a one word or one sentence article unless it's completely retarded and some jackass admin decides to go "lol injoke!" or something. Well, okay, that ain't no rule, and I sure as hell think people pick out some worthless crap sometimes, but still......it happens. Yours was just an.....overdone joke? I don't get it, actually. Is it a reference? -- Roman Dog Bird!!!!! :D :D :D :D :D :D :D 21:39, 26 August 2009 (UTC)
Of course it's a reference. It goes back to the Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy, where Ford Prefects huge article about earth got reduced to the entry "mostly harmless." - after the movie came out, every ten minutes somebody changed the Wikipedia entry on "Earth" to exactly that, with reverts that read "come on guys, it's not funny anymore!". Since we can't do this to the Earth article here either, adding a reverse article is the only option. --Paniq 08:21, 27 August 2009 (UTC)
Oh, and you yanked my vanity article. Unfortunately I didn't plan ahead enough to make a backup. Good for you I'm not bored enough to open it again. --Paniq 08:21, 27 August 2009 (UTC)

## From Hell

Mr. Roman Dog Bird Sur, You keep on thinking you have me blocked but you won't fix me just yet. I am down on articles like a pimp on whores. My keyboard is so nice and shiny I want to get to work right away. I love my work and will continue.

Signed, Stop me when you can

--Justwaiting 23:23, 26 August 2009 (UTC)

Sure, go ahead. Your "work(s)" are sure to be seen considered masterpieces one day. I tip my hat off to you. —RomanDogBird (TalkMorgan Freemaneat my shorts niggaHawkmansuck my balls) 23:27, 26 August 2009 (UTC)

## Pedobear news

Thanks for huffing Pedobear news. I set it up as a temporary redirect to an article on my user page for a Pee Review. I couldn't figure out how to do the link directly, but have since learned. Dame Pleb Com. Miley Spears (talk) 06:29, 27 August 2009 (UTC)

Also could you huff User:Miley Spears/Pedobear news? The article I was working on is scheduled to appear in a [magazine]. Don't worry they have the same kind of license this site does. But they want to have it first. Oh and huffing it won't cut down on the number of edits to my credit, will it? If so I might want to do it differently. Thanks! Dame Pleb Com. Miley Spears (talk) 02:08, 28 August 2009 (UTC)

Credit? Well, the number of your edits will decline, of course, but what exactly do you mean by credit? -- Roman Dog Bird!!!!! :D :D :D :D :D :D :D 02:16, 28 August 2009 (UTC)
Hey, don't believe anyone who tells you that edit count isn't a contest, and that a high edit count doesn't earn you respect around these parts. Edits are like money around here. I'll let you in on a little secret: When you vote on anything, forget to change the score. Then you can go back and edit again, milking two edits out of one actual change. That's what I do. That's how RDB got to be an admin.
Also, I didn't know anyone else read Intermittens. I mean, I don't read it. -- 20:37, 28 August 2009 (UTC)
Discordians are required not to read it and never to tell anyone about it. That's why they like it so much and sneak references to it everywhere. :P Also I had some short things in the current issue too, but they got those from Urbandictionary.com Dame Pleb Com. Miley Spears (talk) 04:38, 31 August 2009 (UTC)

## Beware

There is a copycat among us. Besides, I would make a great admin.PingasWrangler 02:28, 28 August 2009 (UTC)

## That guy who died.

He was the DJ for Crazy Town (If anyone other than me even remembers them. They did that one song about butterflies and lame pick-up lines. Supposedly they have a new album coming out this year... I doubt it.) for like a year but then quit. Then he married a playmate but she divorced him. Then he got engaged to Nicole Richie but she left him for that guy from Good Charlotte. Then he got in a plane crash with that drummer from that band nobody cares about. And now he's dead or something. MegaPleb Dexter111344 Complain here 19:24, 29 August 2009 (UTC)

He's my butterfly, sugar, baby. -OptyC Sucks! CUN19:27, 29 Aug
Yeah, I didn't know any of that, but I vaguely knew who he was. Usually whenever I say I don't know who a person is, that means I don't give a shit about the person in question, and do not consider them even remotely relevant. 'Snot like I'm going to be a total asshole about it though, and I totally feel sorry for his loved ones. If it was a drug overdose though or whatever, I feel pretty much no sympathy and firmly believe that he deserved to die. I just wish it had been all of Blink-182 instead, just because the drummer was in that plane crash with him. What a fucking stupid band. Hell, maybe Mr. Barker will be next...... --Roman Douchebag 03:45, 30 August 2009 (UTC)
How dare you say Bob Barker will be next! I love Bob Barker! MegaPleb Dexter111344 Complain here 15:53, 30 August 2009 (UTC)

## Self Resurrection

I have two questions.

• One, how did you resurrect yourself?
• Two, are you Jesus?

Dame Pleb Com. Miley Spears (talk) 05:38, 31 August 2009 (UTC)

Admins can simply un-ban themselves. And the last thing I would ever want to be is Jesus. -- Roman Dog Bird!!!!! :D :D :D :D :D :D :D 05:44, 31 August 2009 (UTC)
He actually may be one of the Jesii, but it is debated on which one he is. My money is either on Zombie Jesus or Black Jesus -- 00:00, 1 September 2009 (UTC)

## Brooke Shields Thanks you

 Miley Spears thanks you for votingFor the VFH nominated Brooke Shields. It was selected as theFeature article forSeptember 4, 2009!

Thanks for voting for! And thanks so much for saying you liked it looking like an encyclopedia article. I guess it's called a spork. I had some people here tell me to avoid that, and I got a note warning me because the article had been huffed three times. But I guess I didn't pay attention! :P Dame Pleb Com. Miley Spears (talk)

It's possibly because of those types people that I don't even really pay attention to most of the articles here. Sure some of them can be pretty creative and have some good jokes thrown in, but how do they in any way, with the exception of the formatting (and even in some cases that exception isn't there!), resemble Wikipedia articles? Aren't we supposed to be a parody of them? I can't do much about this though since I can't write at all and my sense of humour is totally juvenile and kind of.....bizarre. But not the Cajek or So So kind. Something different than either of those guys (both of whose works I like). I'm not motivated to write at all anyways, since, well, I'm not motivated to do much of anything! I'm a lazy prick! -- Roman Dog Bird!!!!! :D :D :D :D :D :D :D 06:58, September 4, 2009 (UTC)

## UnSignpost 4th September

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## About that ugly picture for today's feature

Could you change "File:Unionflag copy.jpg" to "File:Unionflag copy2.jpg" in Template:Featuredarticle/queue? 00:48, 5 September 2009 (UTC)

Thanks. It looks a lot better now. 00:57, 5 September 2009 (UTC)
Why is that article already being featured anyway? My article Brooke Shields was the feature for a day, and it was only featured for 24 hours! It should be up for at least a week! Who wants to read about some atom they can't see when they can look at Brooke Shields? She's much prettier than some protons and electrons. And if you really like those, her body has trillions! Dame Pleb Com. Miley Spears (talk) 03:05, September 5, 2009 (UTC)
Socky (left) and I (right) running away from Ms. Miley Spears (middle), Queen of all that is Great. jk lolololol :p -- Roman Dog Bird!!!!! :D :D :D :D :D :D :D 03:32, September 5, 2009 (UTC)

## UnSignpost Randomber -15th

In the usual course of events, please think of the Alyssa Borg</noinclude> sacrifices! 16:05, 7 September 2009 (UTC)

## Used Goods

Hello, Years ago, an article of mine called Used Goods was deleted. Would it be possible for it to be undeleted and stuck in my userspace for me to work on? Or is this very difficult? mAttlobster. (hello) 19:27, September 8, 2009 (UTC)

Difficult? Not at all! Here! Right? -- Roman Dog Bird!!!!! :D :D :D :D :D :D :D 23:19, September 8, 2009 (UTC)

## Chuck Norris is not 60 years old

I saw that your wrote that "Chuck Norris is 60 years old" in the deletion log. However, I'm afraid you are mistaken. He is in fact 69 years old (and 8 months older than Bruce Lee). --Mn-z 05:01, September 9, 2009 (UTC)

I meant to say he was in his sixties, I was just too lazy to look up his exact age, although, really, I couldn't give much of a fuck about knowing this cock suckers exact age. But, oh, great now ya've got me blushin' anyways! -- Roman Dog Bird!!!!! :D :D :D :D :D :D :D 05:05, September 9, 2009 (UTC)

## On Noez, Dramaz

It appears User:Miley Spears and user:Electrified mocha chinchilla are getting into a good bit of drama over Forum:Imperial Colonization 3: The Revenge. --Mn-z 05:43, September 12, 2009 (UTC)

Yeah, I was just lookin' at that. What the fuck. -- Roman Dog Bird!!!!! :D :D :D :D :D :D :D 05:44, September 12, 2009 (UTC)
After trying to make sense of the various messages, it looks like they are both off right now. It appears as though emc asked to speak in IRC, but Miley spears left leaving messages several minutes after that, so I'd assume they haven't yet resolved it on there own. --Mn-z 05:57, September 12, 2009 (UTC)
If you care, they appear to have worked it out, but you probably already noticed that. --Mn-z 20:06, September 12, 2009 (UTC)

## Thanks...

...I needn't have bothered re-adding those to QVFD after all! Rabbi Techno kvetch Contribs FOXES 09:56, September 13, 2009 (UTC)

## What the FUCK?!

What the Hell is your problem man? Why'd I get Fucking blocked? I was neither told nor received any messages requesting me to stop.

Damn Fascist Admin. I seem to remember, upon first entering the site, reading that "If you don't want your work to be mercilessly edited or destroyed, then DON'T BOTHER POSTING." I didn't mean that meant getting suspended. You guys should learn a thing or two from Wikipedia. --Birch.jonathan 19:50, September 14, 2009 (UTC)

Stop complaining idiot. He's doing his job. Your bitchin is making it worse...--72.94.13.240 21:16, September 14, 2009 (UTC)

## Apology

I apologize, RDB. I'm like, totally bitchy today. So before you start thinking I'm some woman who's PMSing all the time, I must say that I am sorry for all the Naruto crap. I didnt even realize the shittiness of it until now. I was mostly looking at the ones I added, before the n00bs came (Shizune, Anko, Haku) They fucked it up. Hopefully you can save it. --72.94.13.240 21:16, September 14, 2009 (UTC)

Whoa, wait, I just added some of that shit back (but like I said, changed it a little). Are you not Ericap? You've said some of the same stuff as her (I think, seems to be short for Erica P), mentioning the Street Fighter and Neon Genesis Evangelion articles, so now I'm starting to get a little confused. I really honestly do not know what to do with the article. At all. It mostly stems from my bias towards the series of course, but just trying to make sure it doesn't get any worse as well is just........ In the end though, you really don't need to apologize for anything. I'm kind of a giant douchebag in these sorts of situatuons, and really.........well...............I need to try to be more civil sometimes....... -- Roman Dog Bird!!!!! :D :D :D :D :D :D :D 21:27, September 14, 2009 (UTC)

Ah yes I am EricaP, lol sorry this thing keeps logging me out.

## Frozen Cow

The template was voted for deletion, so I removed it from all of the pages that contained it after deleting it. -- Roman Dog Bird!!!!! :D :D :D :D :D :D :D 22:46, September 14, 2009 (UTC)

## Unfunny?!

Those quotes were friggin' hilarious! Then everyone went and removed them. Seriously, The Dark Knight was 'meh'.

How is 'Why so Dead' any more creative? I'm just gonna delete that quote over and over again to piss you off (until you block me). You know, sometimes material is put up that not everyone likes. I don't see why you being an admin gives you a special right to block whoever you want.--Birch.jonathan 01:37, September 15, 2009 (UTC)

I really don't get what you're trying to say. -- Roman Dog Bird!!!!! :D :D :D :D :D :D :D 01:36, September 15, 2009 (UTC)
That you are an Uncyclopedia Nazi --Birch.jonathan 01:37, September 15, 2009 (UTC)
Hmm, I see. Okay, tell you what. Please write me a thesis paper on why the quotes that I keep removing are funny. You have exactly twenty four hours to write it. All I want is an explanation of the comedic value of the quotes in question, proof that other people besides you find them funny, and why they deserve to be on the page. When it's finished, post it here. Agreed? -- Roman Dog Bird!!!!! :D :D :D :D :D :D :D 01:42, September 15, 2009 (UTC)
'Greatest Movie Ever', The Internet. A funny quote because it's TRUE.--Birch.jonathan 01:45, September 15, 2009 (UTC)
Way to ruin my day asshole. First you insult my humour and then Patrick Swayze has died today. (sob sob)--Birch.jonathan 02:06, September 15, 2009 (UTC)
That last response doesn't make any sense at all. What the fuck is that? "A funny quote becasue it's TRUE"? What are you even talking about? Way to really piss me off, you mongoloid. -- Roman Dog Bird!!!!! :D :D :D :D :D :D :D 02:09, September 15, 2009 (UTC)
You know those kind of jokes where it's all "HAHAH, that's funny because it's true!" Ever heard of that? No? Guess not. Anyway, how about we at least put *some* of those TDK quotes back up, but only the good ones. Face it, the page looks pretty bland without them. Went and deleted ALL of them, I mean, where's the fun in that?--76.120.153.213 03:20, September 15, 2009 (UTC)
Awhile ago, we pretty much decided that we don't need quotes on every single page. Maybe THREE at most, but not to the point where you have to scroll down just to read the first paragraph. And what you consider "Funny because it's true" humour, I call that "obvious" humour, the kind of crap any kind of schmuck could have come up with, and the kind that you hear repeatedly ad nauseum until it's no longer funny (if it ever was to begin with). I'll take a look at the quotes again and see if there's anything worth saving, though. Just because you brought it up and all..... -- Roman Dog Bird!!!!! :D :D :D :D :D :D :D 03:42, September 15, 2009 (UTC)
Okay, two quotes. TWO. Those two were the only ones that I felt were suitable. And I had to modify one of them because it read so awkwardly. The rest is just overkill. I honestly don't see what's so funny about them. Obviously, you don't like the film. That's cool, I think it's heavily overrated myself. I do however own and have been able to get some enjoyment out of it. But I can still see where you're coming from. It's that, too much repition isn't a good thing either. It's either "THIS MOVIE RULES" or "Man, that sucked". Or at least that's how I read it. Ever heard of subtlety? -- Roman Dog Bird!!!!! :D :D :D :D :D :D :D 03:53, September 15, 2009 (UTC)

## vigilance

i thanks you for it 05:24, Sep 15

Oh, hey, no problem, man! :) -- Roman Dog Bird!!!!! :D :D :D :D :D :D :D 05:28, September 15, 2009 (UTC)

## Are you really going to go on a mother fucking rampage?

Just curious. 20:40, 15 September 2009

Probably not. I'm just trying to play up on that guy's "fucking faggot" act one last time. But I still don't like Dr. Skullthumper's forum topic. So we'll see........ -- Roman Dog Bird!!!!! :D :D :D :D :D :D :D 20:44, September 15, 2009 (UTC)

## apologies

Ye I was a bit of a douche... Ok, a big douche. Sorry...--Birch.jonathan 23:13, September 16, 2009 (UTC)

Hey, I'm a bit of douche too. All of the time, in fact. No worries. Apology accepted. -- Roman Dog Bird!!!!! :D :D :D :D :D :D :D 23:50, September 16, 2009 (UTC)

As long as you're feeling like Abe Lincoln, I was a bit of a douche, me own self, with that Budd Dwyer stuff. However, given that the pictures are much more irreverent than what I added, you're a douche for reverting it. So from one douche to another, let's have a drink.

Sorry, I don't drink. And besides, I'm underage! I happen to be a law-abiding citizen, y'know. -- Roman Dog Bird!!!!! :D :D :D :D :D :D :D 02:24, September 17, 2009 (UTC)

Yeah, whatever, jack, dude's dead. Dude was crazay. He don't give a shit. But have ya biscuit yo way.

Sure. Rock on, man. -- Roman Dog Bird!!!!! :D :D :D :D :D :D :D 02:29, September 17, 2009 (UTC)

Yes, yes! Thank you! ((((((huggggz)))))) I love you, man! You just earned yourself a seat at the headtable, pal! We already got the tuxes!

## You sir...

are weird for what you did to the main page but I'm to lazy to post a link. You know what you did. And you're weird. 20:36, Sep 17

Weird! And the lulz. 20:38, 17 September 2009
Don't try to tell me what I already know!!!! What do you think I am stupidretardedretarded??!! -- Roman Dog Bird!!!!! :D :D :D :D :D :D :D 22:38, September 17, 2009 (UTC)
+1 I like it. I noticed it, saw it was today, and hoped I might be the first to thank whomever did it... but alas, that was not meant to be.... -- 22:57, September 17, 2009 (UTC)

## Midkiff

Was it OK if I put myself and other text in Midkiff Land? I'm just making sure you would permit it. Feel free to revert if it was a bad move.-

Man, I don't even care. It started off with this guy all pissy at me for deleting his article, so I "made it better" by putting my name in it. Than Dexter changed it and you added more. It should have been deleted to begin with, but I felt like having some fun. And you two helped. So, thanks! -- Roman Dog Bird!!!!! :D :D :D :D :D :D :D 21:43, September 21, 2009 (UTC)
thank you! Syndrome helped with the article as well. Also, help yourself to this. You can even steal it if you want, I don't care much for it anymore.-.
In that case, I'M MAINPSACING THAT SHIT RIGHT NOW. -- Roman Dog Bird!!!!! :D :D :D :D :D :D :D 23:10, September 21, 2009 (UTC)

## Sup, Niggah?

I'm very happy you both A) resurrected by bit on the Worst Reflections list, and B) actually found it funny. I'm also a fan of your take on it, as well. My guess is that it's a combination of both. Anyway, rock on. —Unführer Guildy Ritter von Guildensternenstein 20:08, September 22, 2009 (UTC)

Pretty much, DUDE. Ya nailed it. -- Roman Dog Bird!!!!! :D :D :D :D :D :D :D 20:10, September 22, 2009 (UTC)
Also, I saw your edit history notice about the revisions you made, and am fine with them. I was actually going to alter/remove them, and then saw it was already done, so yeah. Anyway, continue rocking. —Unführer Guildy Ritter von Guildensternenstein 23:18, September 22, 2009 (UTC)
Also also, your vandalism is brilliant. —Unführer Guildy Ritter von Guildensternenstein 23:21, September 22, 2009 (UTC)

## UnSignpost September 10/17

This would've gotten here last week, but it's my firs week as paperboy and I got lost. —Unführer Guildy Ritter von Guildensternenstein 23:54, September 22, 2009 (UTC)

## Hey Roman Doggy Bird

That obnoxious sandbox blanking IP is back. 20:02, 23 September 2009

GRRRRRRRR WHAT THE FU-SOMEBODY KILL HIM, SOMEBODY FIND THIS FUCKING FAGGOT AND HANG HIM AT THE LOCAL GALLOWS GOD DAMN IT. I BET HE LIKES TORTURING PUPPIES AS WELL THE FUCKING WORTHLESS FUFUFUF

FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

honestly what is wrong with this piece of shit jesus christ does his mom molest him everyday or something -- Roman Dog Bird!!!!! :D :D :D :D :D :D :D 20:06, September 23, 2009 (UTC)

I'd rather believe he is incapable of maintaining any kind of meaningful relationship. The lack of contact with others resulting in a complete detachment from society. 20:14, 23 September 2009

## Mickey is a noob

Whatever the fuck was IP is smoking, he's very persuaded Mickey is a gay, fat, retarded noob.-

Somebody should kill Mickey what a fucking gay retarded n00b am i rite -- Roman Dog Bird!!!!! :D :D :D :D :D :D :D 22:50, September 24, 2009 (UTC)

## UnSignpost: September 24th, 2009

Hand delivered by MegaPleb Dexter111344 Complain here 16:14, September 26, 2009 (UTC)

## Question

Going back to the thingy that TKF threw up a little while ago about how to post votes in VFH, he suggested to keep the scoring all nice and neat you indent anything that is a non-vote that way so the numbering remains constant but the comment can still be in place. As it is both your pro and con votes have been scored out, and you've removed the indent so they count in the tally, even thought they're not valid votes... meh. Pup t 05:16, 28/09/2009

## Here, yo.

Here's the text from that bio of you that you deleted: Shut up prick! I fucking hate you! Kill yourself you stupid faggot! SOmebody kill Roman Dog Bird, he is a god damn cock sucking nigger piece of shit! --75.47.128.85 21:54, September 28, 2009 (UTC) -

I did it so much better. 22:31, 28 September 2009

HOLY FUCKER'S FUCK. An IP made this. Every single non-user hates you, man!-

And I made a come back with THIS!!!!!!!!! Seriously, why does this faggot only make this shit with a period? The least he could do is write out a sentence, but no, this troll fag just puts in a single period and waits for an admin to delete his shit.....lonesomely.............then he jerks off all over himself. -- Roman Dog Bird!!!!! :D :D :D :D :D :D :D 22:37, September 28, 2009 (UTC)
I blame the economy! His computer must cost him 1 cent per letter.-

## Flutter

In all humor known to man, User:Flutter's userpage sucks ass. No wonder she got banned. I wonder if she went back to her retarded Mario Wiki....-

Flutter is a woman girl? O_o -- Roman Dog Bird!!!!! :D :D :D :D :D :D :D 22:58, September 28, 2009 (UTC)
Nobody really knows. I'm guessing a bi-sexual sasquatch. And the weirdest part is, she was only banned for a month, so she should've started nagging back our site again. But she's gone. Gone to her little Mario Wiki like the troll she is.-
I do believe s/he is perma banned. S/he was initially banned by MrN9000 for 3 months for cyber-bulling, then perma-banned by Mordillo after his/her 2nd sockpuppet was discovered. --Mn-z 05:15, September 30, 2009 (UTC)

## Every socially challenged IP hates you.

Is there a reason you're such a magnet for trouble? ALSO YOU're FIRED, BANNED, AND FINISHED!-

Well, think about it. Who the hell actually likes a gay black man? Besides other gay black men, of course, but add in the fact that I'm really just a white guy with too much free time and a slight ego and.......well.................fuckin' faggots keep messin' wif da unklyopeadia yaknowwahtimsayin'? It's a givin'! Yeah, man, where's my nigger? Chinaman? Hello? --Richard Nixon, America's Greatest President 21:53, September 29, 2009 (UTC)
So the IPs made up the whole gay black thing? I understand the gay part the Ip made up yesterday, but...Al Gore, the Amazing Circus Politician
Well, if I can be serious for a moment, I wasn't the only one being called a gay nigger. This goes way back to about January and maybe even about a year ago when this incredibly racist degenerate came by and vandalized the Bill Cosby page (just look at the edit history). It was actually Mr. N who was being called a NIGGER FUCKING FAGGOT or whatever for awhile since he was banning that dude. So eventually, amongst others (he attacked Mordillo plenty of times as well, especially after I corrected him and informed him that Mordillo was Jewish and not a nigger, like he thinks all of us are just because we revert and delete his unfunny and racist shit), I was banning that same dude for awhile and since he was calling me a NIGGER FUCKING FAGGOT or whatever, it's kind of stuck. Surely you know this guy, right? He's hilarious!
Now, for this recent dude who's "FIRING" me and claims that I'm "FINSHED", he was putting up some shit about Emma Watson (I don't know who that is) being a faggot, so now he's attacking me for deleting and protecting his period (lol) articles and making more period (LOLOLOL) articles with titles that show his clear disdain for me. There's been numerous other vandals of course. C'mon, any admin or user that attracts the attention of some jack ass is most likely going to be attacked. When it comes to me, maybe it's just my overall (and slightly unorthodox?) attitude in dealing with these cocks.
My arm hurts. I hope that made sense. English apparently isn't my first language (even though it's the only one I speak. I'm kind of stupid, you see, this one time, *pooooooooooooooofuckyoupppppooooooooooooooooooop* isn't my new sig just FABULOUS? -- Roman Dog Bird!!!!! :D :D :D :D :D :D :D 22:12, September 29, 2009 (UTC)
Personally, I prefer Grawp. MegaPleb Dexter111344 Complain here 22:17, September 29, 2009 (UTC)
I fucked him. --Andrew Dice Gay 22:24, September 29, 2009 (UTC)
Wow. That has to be the best two paragraphs you ever wrote, RDB. I understand everything now. And your sig is just FABU-LOOOOOUS!-Ryan Seacrest, the Gayest Would-Be Black TV Host of All Time

### On a related note

We now have an article on Gay nigger sex. --Mn-z 05:27, September 30, 2009 (UTC)

## Nazi Sig Bitch

Add this to your sig, it will fit: Also, please stop with the pink in your sig. Pink stopped being the new black 4 years ago.-

RDB, a moment of seriousness, I'd appreciate if you remove this. Personally I really don't like going around seeing Swastikas all over the place. Also, we gave Walter Humala a big hassle in the past over doing the same thing. Thanks. ~ 07:56, October 1, 2009 (UTC)
Sorry, Mordillo. I forgot that there are Jewish users here. Listen, I don't want to get deep into this 1940's Nazi stuff, so....discussion over.-
No worries. And RDB - thanks man. ~ 21:03, October 1, 2009 (UTC)

## Shameless Self-Promotion

In all humility, I notice that I, er um, won like Noob of the Month and stuff. But the front page still has some dude listed as Noob of the Month who's past the noobness stage. I realize the month just changed, these things take time, etc. But um, is there something I should do, like some responsibility I have as Noob of the Month? Not that I want to see my name on the front page or anything. Of course not. I'm far too humble a Noob of the Month for that. Ahem. Oh, by the way, did I mention I'm Noob of the Month? WHY???PuppyOnTheRadio 16:29, October 1, 2009 (UTC)

Oh, hell, uh, just keep being cool and stuff? I just like distributing the awards when the time comes and resetting the nomination pages. I never bother with any extraneous stuff like on the front page. That would require some writing talent, which I do not possess! Anyways, congratulations! -- Roman Dog Bird!!!!! :D :D :D :D :D :D :D 19:16, October 1, 2009 (UTC)
Problem fixed. I think you'll find your Noob of the Month status is now engraved on the front page. ~ 21:05, October 1, 2009 (UTC)
Say, I just checked the front page of Wikipedia and I'm not there! Oh wait, I checked Wikipedia. My mistake. (Seriously, thanks). WHY???PuppyOnTheRadio 22:40, October 1, 2009 (UTC)
Whoever wrote the front page NotM thing I love it! (Who did write it?) The weird thing is, I've done a lot of work on Westerns on another wiki, but not here. I don't know if that was written by someone who knows me, or if it's just synchronicity. I do have one tiny little request. Would it be possible for "Is that so, bartender? And why exactly do I need to provide this?" to be reworded as "Is that so, bartender? And exactly why do I need to provide this?" Changing the order of "why" and "exactly" would show my actual editor name. Thanks! WHY???PuppyOnTheRadio 22:51, October 1, 2009 (UTC)
Thanks to whoever changed the order. I promise that next time I see you in a saloon, I won't shoot you. Not too much. And to whoever wrote that descrition (who was it?), next time I see you in a saloon, I'll buy you a drink. Then I won't shoot you. Or if I do, I'll feel real guilty afterwards. WHY???PuppyOnTheRadio 05:23, October 4, 2009 (UTC)

## Rules of power metal

Was it THAT bad? I mean, I've never in my entire laughed as hard as I did when I first read it a year ago.. And I am not asking you to put it back in my userspace or something, I just want to know why you and dexter saw it was sucky (its a list and the format is fucking terrible, I know) but if you are into power metal, this stuff is real funny.. Also on a vaguely revelent note, fuk u coksukin nigger admin 4 de1337in mah paij.u suk mah cok!!1 lolololomgholyshit!!1 FreddThe Metalhedd 18:14 October 4 '09

Well, it was just copied and pasted from another website, right? Where you going to make your own page based off of it, or what? Whoever put it up on QVFD seemed to be dissapointed in you for putting it up, saying something about it not being up to your usual standards. So I complied and deleted it. -- Roman Dog Bird!!!!! :D :D :D :D :D :D :D 21:03, October 9, 2009 (UTC)
Ooh sorry. I thought you just ignored me, but what ever. Yes I copy-pasted it and I was going to uncyclopedize it (citing the original author btw), but, you know, dexter put it up on qvfd with a "crap" beside it, then you deleted it with a comment along the lines of "this is total crap"... I admit it looked terrible, and that its basically a list (not a list of methods to kill a grue or survive a chuck norris kick) of rules; power metal in-jokes, but I was just shocked to see such a reaction to the list that made me laugh like ive never laughed before (and piss myself, not that im proud of it or anything)... Also, the following days you changed your sig to "metal on metal" or something, which made me believe that you had read my post and ignored it, maybe because we dont even know each other as we never talked before, so you thought Im a 12 years old who wants back his article which mr. admin deleted.. blah blah blah... End rant. Now, how about you ban me so that we're formally introduced? FreddThe Metalhedd 22:30 October 9 '09
Ban you? I don't want to ban you. There's no fuckin' animosity going on here, man. I changed my signature briefly since I had just seen the movie "Anvil! The Story of Anvil", a movie on the Canadian metal band, Anvil (redundant, no?), on VH1 and have since downloaded all of their stupid albums. I do dig the metal! I fuckin' love it! If you want the page back, I could bring it back, y'know? You still inspired to work on it? -- Roman Dog Bird!!!!! :D :D :D :D :D :D :D 00:36, October 10, 2009 (UTC)
Dude, I meant joke-ban me.. but whatever. Since you're into metal, maybe we could do a metal-related collab at some point in the future, just for the fucking fun of it.. or the fucking agony of it.. Also, who the fuck are Anvil? I've never heard of them, what subgenre do they play? Also also, no, I dont want my fucking article back or anything thank you FreddThe Metalhedd 18:43 October 10 '09
I'm not sure whether to take them seriously or not, but Anvil are a long running speed / thrash metal band who have maybe made a total of \$10 in their entire career, from what I've gathered. They've somehow been around since about 1978 and have THIRTEEN albums. As far as I know, they're beginning to get some of the recognition they "deserve" now thanks to this documentary that came out earlier this year, showcasing their struggles during the year 2007 to tour, record their THIRTEENTH album, get another record deal, and trying to keep the band from falling apart. They've influenced numerous big name bands and musicians such as Metallica, Anthrax, and Slash who, along with Scott Ian, Lars Ulrich, and LEMMY FROM MOTORHEAD (WHO OFFERED ANVIL'S GUITARIST A SPOT IN MOTORHEAD AT ONE POINT WHAT THE FUCK) appear at the beginning of the film, praising Anvil. From the few songs I've listened to so far, they range from being totally, incredibly, undeniably lame to totally fucken kick axe!!!!!!! And I can't write for shit, so I'm afraid I can't take up your offer to do some sort of collaboration. -- Roman Dog Bird!!!!! :D :D :D :D :D :D :D 20:29, October 10, 2009 (UTC)

## UnSignpost: October 1st, 2009

Late deliver courtesy of MegaPleb Dexter111344 Complain here 20:16, October 5, 2009 (UTC)

## new article

can you please make an article on the movie [se7en?|http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Seven_(film)] the movie is dark, but can you make it a joke?--202.158.207.242 02:55, October 6, 2009 (UTC)

I'm afraid I don't write articles. I've been here for nearly three years and I have yet to write a single (serious) article (by serious I mean I "wrote" this, but that's total nonsense and it's been modified by three other users since). It just isn't something I'm capable of. We do have a page where you can request an article, however. Try your luck there. -- Roman Dog Bird!!!!! :D :D :D :D :D :D :D 04:45, October 6, 2009 (UTC)

## Naruto

The quote in the Naruto article is a reference to the boondocks. If you don't get it, then watch the video below. (Skip to 00:27)--ArtemisFowlThe2nd 06:05, October 6, 2009 (UTC)

## Just a friendly suggestion

Yes, I know I'm barely out of noobdom here and you're highly respected and have proven yourself beyond the call of duty, etc. But:

"##:## (Block log) . . Roman Dog Bird (Talk | contribs) blocked XXXXXXXXX (Talk | contribs) with an expiry time of Judgement Day (Fucking kill yourself, take your father's Colt 45 and blow your god damn brains out, you pathetic fucking scum.)"

Now, we might agree that no reasonable person would take your suggestion seriously. But we might also agree that people who come here to vandalise aren't always reasonable. And we might also agree that if such an unreasonable person did such an act, even if based on a great number of other factors, an investigation would likely occur, and could very easily uncover a message such as this. Please, for your own sake and the sake of this site, be careful. Just a friendly suggestion from someone who's new here (but who in real life has been involved in a number of investigations). WHY???PuppyOnTheRadio 03:13, October 8, 2009 (UTC)

Thank you so much for bringing this up. I really have contemplated not using such violent and visceral messages before in the past, but eventually came to a breaking point. I've done this at least once before, and I felt no guilt for it. This time however, now that you are bringing this up instead of LAUGHING at it like some of the degenerates here have before (again, the previous time I did this, which was in the summer. It was included in an issue of the Signpost. I thought, okay, whatever, the freaks here think it's funny, fine.), I really do feel that I need to calm down quite a notch. I absolutely respect your opinion and your concern over this. Thank you! -- Roman Dog Bird!!!!! :D :D :D :D :D :D :D 03:25, October 8, 2009 (UTC)
He used to cut my grass, he was a very nice boy! --Joe's neighbor from Frank Zappa's Joe's Garage (triple) album 03:25, October 8, 2009 (UTC)
Hey, fuck you!!!!!!!!! *plays an 11 hour guitar solo* -- Roman Dog Bird!!!!! :D :D :D :D :D :D :D 03:25, October 8, 2009 (UTC)

## New User Clones Self

I've been welcoming new users, and on http://uncyclopedia.wikia.com/index.php?title=Special:Log&offset=20090930171104&limit=500&showall=0&type=newusers&month=&year= saw this:

17:23, September 24, 2009 Sanjeevpunjabi (Talk | contribs) created new account User:Mrsanjeevpunjabi (Talk | contribs)

I thought you'd like to know. WHY???PuppyOnTheRadio 02:53, October 10, 2009 (UTC)

## Anvil

Gimme the names of a couple of their kickass songs, I wanna try them FreddThe Metalhedd 21:12 October 10 '09

Race Against Time, Blood on the Ice, and (just for laughs, maybe, now that I think about it....) Metal on Metal. That's all I've got for now. Besides the first two songs and a few others, I've only listened to their first two albums entirely. The first one was lame hard rock, the second, "Metal on Metal", was their first speed (and/or thrash) metal album. It's decent, I guess, but it has some pretty lame 80's production. The first song I mentioned, Race Against Time, from their "Still Going Strong" album.....holy fuck It's like the opposite of Metal on Metal, it's raw as hell. Terrific guitar tone. Also, you might not like the singer. He's not the worst vocalist in the world or anything, but he ain't fantastic. -- Roman Dog Bird!!!!! :D :D :D :D :D :D :D 22:15, October 10, 2009 (UTC)
ill download them sometime.. cant miss a raw as hell early 80s piece of thrash by a band that stayed underground for 30 years.. also, i dont give a fuck about vocals, i never understand them anyways (unless its dream theater) cause im a funny foreigner who must be spoken to loudly, slowly and clearly FreddThe Metalhedd 22:34 October 10 '09

Are you three years old? The preceding unsigned comment was added by Faaarts (talk • contribs)

no, he's four and a half. he's a big boy now, and he goes to the nursery FreddThe Metalhedd 10:23, October 14, 2009 (UTC)

## Clemens unnews

Mordillo has it here, already FreddThe Metalhedd 18:46, October 14, 2009 (UTC)

I'm modifying my "copy" right now, actually. So it's like, going to be different and stuff. -- Roman Dog Bird!!!!! :D :D :D :D :D :D :D 18:48, October 14, 2009 (UTC)

RDB, I think its time for everyone to calm the fuck down over this whole issue. I'm pretty sure that adding more fuel to an already drama-filled situation is not going to help anything, and is more likely to cause a lot of bad blood resulting in people leaving the site when we should be focusing on efforts to improve the content, and return to adding the funny. I think it is time for all the parties involved to find a compromise and to move on. --

## Heh

You gonna finish that? -OptyC Sucks! CUN22:56, 14 Oct

Probably not. Want it? -- Roman Dog Bird!!!!! :D :D :D :D :D :D :D 23:10, October 14, 2009 (UTC)
Nah, I don't know what I'd do with it either. Just gave me a nostalgia trip and I was kinda hoping you had plans for it. -OptyC Sucks! CUN23:23, 14 Oct
Maybe we can do it together (no pun) FreddThe Metalhedd 23:24, October 14, 2009 (UTC)

This guy is about as funny as something that isn't funny. The preceding unsigned comment was added by Fartingfart (talk • contribs)

That is one weak ass attempt at trying to sound clever. Don't you have anything better to do than pester insignificant people like me, oh great one? -- Roman Dog Bird!!!!! :D :D :D :D :D :D :D 19:22, October 15, 2009 (UTC)
Oh. I think he means me.. Im not sure though.. FreddThe Metalhedd 23:11, October 15, 2009 (UTC)
Yeah, but this dude is totally the same guy as before who asked if I was three (under the Anvil header) that you responded to. He doesn't like the website anyways, so he might as well be referring to both of us. -- Roman Dog Bird!!!!! :D :D :D :D :D :D :D 18:12, October 16, 2009 (UTC)
Yeah... I can see that from his exceptionally creative usernames FreddThe Metalhedd 18:50, October 16, 2009 (UTC)

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## Yo

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