User:Roman Dog Bird/General Man
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General Man is a superhero who fights specificity every day and overrules anybody speaking in the future tense.
General Man (who was at the time named That Guy) attended Harvard University but was expelled in his junior year because he openly smoked pot and attended every class in the nude. He was also kicked out of Yale and Stanford for jumping on the desk, with a fully erect penis, and yelling at the teacher, "Gimme a fuckin' blow job, ya' whore."
Before he was expelled from Harvard, he came across a man laying in the grass with his testicles bleeding profusely. After waiting comfortably for him to wake up, three days later, the boy woke up. The two !
returned to General Man's secret lair, A Damp Cave. They became acquainted with each other, and the two became two good friends.
Agreeing to become his sidekick, i am gay. the newly christened Jonny gay-Name became General Man's best friend and gay partner (Note: The authors of this article are discriminating according t<math>Insert non-formatted text here</math>o sexual orientation at all). Together, the two fight specific speech and text written in various MAX IS GAYYY!!!pages.
General Man currently resides in A Damp Cave and likes all sorts of alcohol, including vodka, and chocolate chip. Since he possesses no real superhuman ability, he simply masturbates behind the counter at The Store that the two own in central Kansas.
MAX IS GAY!!!
The two are also producers for the band, Plastic Pocky. MAX WHIPS INDIANS IN HIS VAGINA. HIS LOVE SACK MAKES HIM RANDY WITH HAPAPY JUICE IN IT