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Molested

And not even a troll, it's by someone you know. ~Jewriken.GIF 20:02, 22 October 2008 (UTC)

*weeps* --Aljolson Hi, hey! I'M A MOTERFUCKING NIGGER BITCH LOVER Aljolson 20:03, 22 October 2008 (UTC)
I'm going to go out on a limb here and say the picture on the top left of your userpage is spectacular. The Woodburninator (woodtalk) (woodstalk) 01:34, 26 October 2008 (UTC)

Thanks for the vote

From--Sycamore (Talk) 17:29, 1 November 2008 (UTC)

............Rebbecca (Iwillkillsjuu) has problems.

Yo! um, yeah don't mine IwillKillsjuu, She's my lil' sis. She's a little goth. So please excuse that comment she made on LedBalloon's page. --BlackSugaBabyGurl 01:02, 2 November 2008 (UTC)

Re: Huffing

Excuse me, I couldn't help but notice you huffed Ajay Vishwanath per UN:VAIN. Care to explain the rationale behind that? Chauncy 23:58, 4 November 2008 (UTC)

Did you read this at all? With all of the badly edited pictures you had in that article, it looked like it was about either yourself, or someone you know. This isn't the place for that. Hell, when I looked the name up on Google, a link to a Facebook account was the first result. Now you tell me. Is this somebody significant, or is it somebody you know? I mean, come on. What's up? --Aljolson Hi, hey! I'M A MOTERFUCKING NIGGER BITCH LOVER Aljolson 20:15, 5 November 2008 (UTC)

UnSignpost: 3-ish November 2008

Shoved through the letterbox for the one and only time by UU - natter UU Manhole 11:51, Nov 6

UnSignpost: 13th November 2008

MrN9001 12:54, 13 November 2008 (UTC)

Bowser

Hi, do you think you could unlock the Bowser page so that it can be re-directed to the Bowser Koopa page? Thanks.--Baina 20:16, 16 November 2008 (UTC)

You Were Right

Hey, I've been thinking about the edits I made and I have to say, you were right. The thing on Jesus really was a cliche, I'll take that experience as a lesson not to use something like that again. Sometimes its hard to realize that the horse is dead..and I should stop kicking it. Thanks for letting my discography stuff stay too. I like "Love Buzz" and I always have, what I tried to say wasn't worded correctly. Well I'll stop rambling. See ya around.--The ErAsEr 02:43, 17 November 2008 (UTC)

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MrN9001 20:49, 20 November 2008 (UTC)

You are very popular these days

No really. You only need a forum named "FUCK YOU FRANKY" and you'll be as popular as me. ~Jewriken.GIF 08:12, 24 November 2008 (UTC)

Fuckin' seriously. You get vandaled like, every day. /me is jealous -RAHB 08:18, 24 November 2008 (UTC)

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MrN9001 21:08, 27 November 2008 (UTC)

UnSignpost: 4th December 2008 (yea, we know it's late)

MrN9001 19:08, 5 December 2008 (UTC)

Uncyclo is rubbish

Why did you huff Bohemian Rhapsody? You're weird. ~~~~

He's too sexy for it, he's too sexy for his shirt, he's too sexy....--Sycamore (Talk) 18:15, 11 December 2008 (UTC)

UnSignpost: 11th December

MrN9001 21:13, 11 December 2008 (UTC)

/me wakes up from afternoon nap and brushs crumbs off...

...is everything ok dear?;)--Sycamore (Talk) 15:22, 13 December 2008 (UTC)

Wait a second...did somebody run off Frankie?! Motherfuckers. I barely knew ye, RDB, but you were cool. Maybe come back some time, perhaps? The Woodburninator (woodtalk) (woodstalk) 00:15, 15 December 2008 (UTC)

I will kill them all

Those idiots who ran you off! I will hunt them down up until the seventh generation! Now stop being silly and come back! ~ Mordillo where is my DAMN? 16:13, 15 December 2008 (UTC)

I think I owe you one of these

MShippo37915 Jolly Good Show!

MrN9000 could not help but notice that you have been doing some spiffingly good deeds of late.
As such, you have been awarded this rather nice boxy type thing by way of recognition.
Congratulations.

Welcome back. MrN Icons-flag-gb HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png Fork you! 20:41, Dec 16

A FESTIVUS FOR THE RESTOFUS!

Festivus-card Happy Festivus, from The Led Balloon and Jerry Stiller. Put up your Festivus Pole, air your grievances, and prepare for the feats of strength, for festivus cannot continue until I am pinned! Oh, and merry Christmas if you're into that sort of thing.
It's a Festivus miracle!

- P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon Baloon(Tick Tock) (Contribs) 20:33, Dec 21

BITCH, PLEASE!

Santapimp

I'd just like to say to you, <insert name here> Merry/Happy/Already with the happy! Hannukah/Kwanzaa/Festivus/Capitalism, bitch-nizzle! and other mildly offensive things that make self-respecting white-people cringe with disgust.

-Colin "All your base" Heaney

During this season...

Scientologicalholydays
Yeah Happy/Merry whatever you believe/ride off to get presents from us at the Church of Assholes Who Make Fun of Churches of Assholes. --Sir DJ ~ Irreverent Icons-flag-au Noobaward Wotm Unbooks mousepad GUN 14:05, 24 December 2008 (UTC)

Merry X-mas or whatever!

Funny thing is we'd probably be friends in a different setting. Happy Festivus!

Here's Your Christmas Tree

----Pleb- Sawblade5 [coolest link ever] ( yell | FAQ | I did this ) 08:34, 25 December 2008 (UTC)

damn you I was planning to create an actual Lucario article

damn you, I was going to create a funny article about Lucario (since he become really popular ever since the release of Super Smash Bros. Brawl, more popular than Pikachu and I also main Lucario). Anyways, here a brief intro paragraph I thought up of for the article (and leave a message in my profile page if you please):

Lucario (born 1,337,000,000,000 B.C.) is considered to be the epic epitome and Pokemon version of Chuck Norris. He is well known to have a kick ass awesomeness with the Aura Sphere with a power equivalent to 50,000 Nagasaki nuclear bombs. The "Aura" of Lucario is believed to be it's main source of power and he inflicts more pain when he is near death (just like Chuck Norris). In terms to political beliefs, he is the polar opposite of Chuck Norris (while Chuck Norris is a conservative, Lucario is liberal). He was once considered to be one of the main Christian icons until Jesus H. Christ came down to Earth. No one, not even Chuck Norris, Superman, Batman, Jesus, and God, could beat Lucario in anything. --Dark Paladin X 15:16, 31 December 2008 (UTC)

Dreadful. Absolutely terrible. Good morning afternoon. Newsflash: Nobody thinks Chuck Norris is funny. And nobody finds God, Christ, Batman, and Superman funny either. Good day. --Aljolson Hi, hey! I'M A MOTERFUCKING NIGGER BITCH LOVER Aljolson 19:44, 2 January 2009 (UTC)
Well, any recommendations? And can you at least unlock the article so you can give me a chance to make a funny Lucario article.--Dark Paladin X 22:32, 2 January 2009 (UTC)
Well, maybe you should go in the route you're thinking of, but tone down how powerful he is. I've seen enough of that, and quite frankly, I never found it funny to begin with. No Chuck Norris, nothing like that, please. You should probably begin working on the page here, and then bring it over to here when you're finished and see what somebody more qualified than I thinks about it. If it gets a decent review, then I could unprotect the page, and you can move it to the mainspace. If not......try again? Oh, and none of that "Dawn" stuff. I still haven't forgotten about that junk from......what more than a year ago? I know, it ties in, since it's all Pokemon and all, but please, if you feel any need to bring up any of the female characters from the series, don't go on and on about how somebody finds them to be incredibly attractive or something. ESPECIALLY if it's somebody from a completely different series. I mean, that's just silly. --Aljolson Hi, hey! I'M A MOTERFUCKING NIGGER BITCH LOVER Aljolson 22:56, 2 January 2009 (UTC)

UnSignpost 1st January 2009

MrN9001 01:02, 3 January 2009 (UTC)

In regards to Heath Ledger

Thank you for watching over my rewrite page today. Does the template:queer level actually do anything? Icons-flag-pi Pirate Lord__Sonic80 (Yell  •  Latest literary excretion) __ 22:56, 3 January 2009 (UTC)

You're welcome. What exactly do you mean by if it does anything? I personally just don't find it funny in regard to having it on the page. --Aljolson Hi, hey! I'M A MOTERFUCKING NIGGER BITCH LOVER Aljolson 23:04, 3 January 2009 (UTC)
Oh well, it said {{template:queer level|10}} in the edits, but I checked and it didn't do anything to the page. Maybe I am just blind, yeah. thats probably it. Icons-flag-pi Pirate Lord__Sonic80 (Yell  •  Latest literary excretion) __ 23:09, 3 January 2009 (UTC)

You smell like Hitler's Cum.

It's because you've been sucking Hitler dick, isn't it? I feel bad for you, you humorless nazi cunt.

Hey Frankie, I think that you smell of roses really. Were you sucking on roses? ~Jewriken.GIF 08:33, 5 January 2009 (UTC)
Adolf Hitler is in fact my lover, I don't see why you have to make such a big deal about it. Oh, and indeed I was sucking on roses, Mordillo. How nice of you to notice! --Aljolson Hi, hey! I'M A MOTERFUCKING NIGGER BITCH LOVER Aljolson 22:03, 5 January 2009 (UTC)

SPONGEBOB!!!

WTF!!!! WHY DID YOU DELETE THE SpongeBob SquarePants (TV Show) ARTICLE!!!!!!-- Jspyster1 22:46, 8 January 2009 (UTC)

It was voted for deletion. Stop shouting. ~Jewriken.GIF 22:49, 8 January 2009 (UTC)

So you decided to delete a moderatly funny article while they are so many other unfunny articles out there that should be deleted instead??? Are you sure this place isn't Wikipedia in disquise?--Jspyster1 23:45, 9 January 2009 (UTC)

No, Uncyclopedia is not "Wikipedia in disguise". Just because an article that you liked was deleted doesn't mean that we expected it to be 100% factual or whatever the hell it is that you're thinking. The article had enough votes to warrant it's deletion, and quite frankly, I saw it as nothing more than boring, unoriginal (not in the sense that it was plagiarized) garbage. Constantly pointing out apparent homosexual undertones in the series is not the direction to go in writing an article on the subject in question. People have been making fun of this aspect of the series for so long now, that it just isn't funny anymore. Not that I think it was funny to begin with. It's just such an obvious route to go down, and now, it's been beaten to death. Just give it a rest already. --Aljolson Hi, hey! I'M A MOTERFUCKING NIGGER BITCH LOVER Aljolson 00:23, 10 January 2009 (UTC)

Fine.. Whatever...--Jspyster1 23:19, 14 January 2009 (UTC)

UnSignpost 8th January 09

MrN9001 16:04, 9 January 2009 (UTC)

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MrN9001 21:32, 15 January 2009 (UTC)

!resu DE na stI

An IP, namely 190.226.126.65‎, has been vandalizing pages by putting the first sentence or quote backwards, including on featured pages. Please check it out. -- Simsilikesims(♀UN) Talk here. 02:19, 24 January 2009 (UTC)

Done. Thank you for bringing this to my attention. --Aljolson Hi, hey! I'M A MOTERFUCKING NIGGER BITCH LOVER Aljolson 02:25, 24 January 2009 (UTC)
Thanks for the block before more damage was done. I left one souvenir on my user page (adopted by Wikipedia userbox) since I thought that was funny (and I do occasionally patrol recent changes/new pages there anyhow).-- Simsilikesims(♀UN) Talk here. 02:28, 24 January 2009 (UTC)

UnSignpost 22 + 7 (+1) January

MrN9001 02:31, 31 January 2009 (UTC)

UnSignpost 5th February 2009

9001(bot) Icons-flag-gb HalIcon.png MrNCyber.JPG 03:16, Feb 5

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9001(bot) Icons-flag-gb HalIcon.png MrNCyber.JPG 20:48, Feb 11

In case you were wondering...

...what I meant by "Captain Obvious" in the Bill Cosby article, I meant the part about him being a black comedian who kicks ass. Thanks for protecting the article. I'd try to rewrite it, but I fear my skills aren't up to the task (plus I'm white and all). -- Simsilikesims(♀UN) Talk here. 07:48, 15 February 2009 (UTC)

I am just so annoyed at how horrible this article has pretty much always been. I like the very first picture at the top of Bing Crosby, and that's about it. Hey, get this. That quote that I left in my edit summary? I wasted a minute searching for it on Google. Seriously, what the hell is that about even? It sounds like some sort of horrible inside joke or something that would come from ED. Like, seriously, WTF? --Aljolson Hi, hey! I'M A MOTERFUCKING NIGGER BITCH LOVER Aljolson 07:57, 15 February 2009 (UTC)
All I can figure out on that one, is someone thought he was a cocaine junkie cuz he endorses Coca-Cola, or something bizarre and inherently racially-stereotyped like the idea that blacks all are ghetto and do cocaine or something. (Most blacks *I* know DON'T.) Especially given the bizarre White power comment at the end that was added. People like that give my race a bad name (kinda like rude American overseas tourists give Americans a bad name). -- Simsilikesims(♀UN) Talk here. 08:02, 15 February 2009 (UTC)

Silly Little Fart

He's creepy and he's kooky, mysterious and spooky, his breath smells like my poopie, he's a silly little fart!

Alright already, I'll shit on your chest! All you had to do was ask! --Aljolson Hi, hey! I'M A MOTERFUCKING NIGGER BITCH LOVER Aljolson 20:59, 20 February 2009 (UTC)

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9001(bot) Icons-flag-gb HalIcon.png MrNCyber.JPG 18:12, Feb 19

Meh. Alright I guess I agree

Speaks for it's self. (about the foo fighters thing.) I just tend to notice retards don't know Dave Grohl was from Nirvana. And I also have the tendency to want to punch them in the face. But anyway. yup. --The ErAsEr 01:50, 23 February 2009 (UTC)

Don't know he was in Nirvana?! Geez....must be young 'uns(?). --Aljolson Hi, hey! I'M A MOTERFUCKING NIGGER BITCH LOVER Aljolson 23:40, 24 February 2009 (UTC)

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9001(bot) Icons-flag-gb HalIcon.png MrNCyber.JPG 11:25, Feb 26

Bowser

--BreegullBeak 02:03, 2 March 2009 (UTC) Do you think you could unlock the bowser page so there Could be a Bowser Page. Just Bowser

There's this right here. I could make "Bowser" a re-direct to it. What do you think? --Aljolson Hi, hey! I'M A MOTERFUCKING NIGGER BITCH LOVER Aljolson 03:18, 2 March 2009 (UTC)

Oh man.

Come on IRC now :D --Littleboyonly TKFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK Oldmanonly 02:43, 4 March 2009 (UTC)

Oh, Christ, what did I miss? --Aljolson Hi, hey! I'M A MOTERFUCKING NIGGER BITCH LOVER Aljolson 20:05, 4 March 2009 (UTC)
Ahhhh nothing really, just a huge Uncyclopedia feud I could have started based on something you did March 4th. I wanted to ask your permission to start it, but I forgot, and I suppose the moment has passed. Oh well! --Littleboyonly TKFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK Oldmanonly 00:30, 9 March 2009 (UTC)

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9001(bot) Icons-flag-gb HalIcon.png MrNCyber.JPG 13:59, Mar 6

Dammit!

I was just about to do that! MrN Icons-flag-gb HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png Fork you! 20:37, Mar 11

lol snooze u lose uber n00ber (I already regret typing that). --Aljolson Hi, hey! I'M A MOTERFUCKING NIGGER BITCH LOVER Aljolson 20:38, 11 March 2009 (UTC)

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9001(bot) Icons-flag-gb HalIcon.png MrNCyber.JPG 21:41, Mar 13

Thankyouthankyouthankyou!.!

I wish I could have blocked that twit myself. But I appreciate you did it. I lost my patience with the bastard big time after the second or third edit conflict trying to repair some of it's damage. :/ -- Luverly - (Contribs) (Talk) Heart_anim.gif Icons-flag-gb Grammar Nazi, Mum , BFF & NotM, CUN , GMP . - Perkele! 01:42, 16 Mar

You're welcome! Granted, I'm getting sick of this racist big shot coming by every day (just like so many other vandals before, and surely even after him), but hell, it comes with the job, or something. --Aljolson Hi, hey! I'M A MOTERFUCKING NIGGER BITCH LOVER Aljolson 01:47, 16 March 2009 (UTC)
I sometimes wish I'd at least have part-time admin powers of banning guys like that when I've got PMS, gets me really, really cranky :( -- Luverly - (Contribs) (Talk) Heart_anim.gif Icons-flag-gb Grammar Nazi, Mum , BFF & NotM, CUN , GMP . - Perkele! 02:18, 16 Mar

I'm sure..

You understand, that's a joke mocking that IP don't ya? It's not intended to offend anyone but him. My g/f is Ugandan and thinks it's funny. ;) MrN Icons-flag-gb HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png Fork you! 22:15, Mar 16

What? Yeah, of course, jeez. I think it's a riot as well. I just felt like adding a little bit more since this is what that guy's speech basically amounts to. Am I overdoing it? --Aljolson Hi, hey! I'M A MOTERFUCKING NIGGER BITCH LOVER Aljolson 22:19, 16 March 2009 (UTC)
Oh, not at all... :) I just don't understand it! lolz. He calls me "gay" yet keeps asking me to blow him? MrN Icons-flag-gb HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png Fork you! 22:22, Mar 16
Those are always the funniest people in my opinion. Well, I'm using the term "people" loosely in this case...... --Aljolson Hi, hey! I'M A MOTERFUCKING NIGGER BITCH LOVER Aljolson 22:27, 16 March 2009 (UTC)

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MnbvcxzBot 05:26, 20 March 2009 (UTC)

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9001(bot) Icons-flag-gb HalIcon.png MrNCyber.JPG 01:45, Mar 28

Douche

--MegaPleb Dexter111344 Complain here 00:19, 29 March 2009 (UTC)

reverts

Any reason you reverted my edits to the fosters page? 80.44.254.149 13:57, 2 April 2009 (UTC)

"It is also allergic to sugar, and has been known to rape anyone it finds while in this state". I mean, come on, you've got to be shitting me. I don't mind or care much for the word infirm (I just looked it up, sorry), so that can stay, but this whole hermaphrodite business is just silly. How was that any better than what was there to begin with? --Aljolson Hi, hey! I'M A MOTERFUCKING NIGGER BITCH LOVER Aljolson 19:17, 2 April 2009 (UTC)

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