User:Roman Dog Bird/1

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If you need help, ask me on my talk page, or ask at the Dump. Now go play! User:Tooltroll/sig 07:10, 9 November 2006 (UTC)

Have your first award!! lol!

Capercorn 19:15, 6 April 2007 (UTC)

Goku article

hey man, with your update to the goku article you removed my section entitled 'shirt removal' was this intentional or a mistake? Thanks AfroNinja 00:52, 3 May 2007 (UTC)

Cool, no problem. Thanks! AfroNinja 21:03, 5 May 2007 (UTC) -This is a very popular meme (note that Goku is in the category corresponding to it), and needs some kind of mention. Maybe just the second of those quotes could be put back up? 06:32, 20 August 2007 (UTC)

Captain Obvious and Oblivious

damn why did you remove the quotes? they were hilarious! :(

You were surprised

You were surprised that i voted myself . Well it's within the rules but i can't nominate myself but i i ended up finding a reason to vote myself so i voted myself and at the moment it looks like i'm winning yea haw
Richardson j 00:11, 4 July 2007 (UTC)

ur cool n stuf

i c u doin werk wich is k00l i guess

hav a cooki

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Thank You

Magnifying Glass Sonic80 has awarded you a magnifying glass of which you, too, may use to get thousands of dollars, in government subsidies for insect torture research.

-- --Mgr. Sir Sonic80 16:40, 8 July 2007 (UTC)


Barney Bunch is MADE to be gay shit. A gay page is needed for it. ILIKECEREALX 23:30, 8 July 2007 (UTC)

Testing the waters

I am considering nominating my article, American (species), on VFH (again). However, after my last disastrous foray onto VFH, I am being more cautious and testing support before actually nominating. So, would you support such a nomination?
Humble Acolyte of Humor, Radioactive afikomen 00:37, 10 July 2007 (UTC)

Chuck Norris IS funny.

that edit to over 9000, it was funny now dont remove it again when i put it back. Zeldafan500 11:16, 16 July 2007 (UTC)

its ON

oh ITS OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOON with the chuck norris being added to the over 900 page.

regarding Naruto...

Ok I'll admit I was bored and gave a shitty article but it has some Photoshops and is nicley formatted but if you truley want a good article attempt a rewrite yourself instead of bitching about it. -- Gay2.gifCartoonDiabloGay2.gif

Somehow I doubt that'll happen... having originally voted for the deletion of the original article, I think it might be fair to say he cares less about the quality of the article then the offence its very existance evokes. In other words, the common "Narutocruft on principle"... Roman Dog Bird, by comparison, would you find the original article tolerable? 19:48, 24 July 2007 (UTC)
Ne'ermind... 18:21, 11 August 2007 (UTC)


The quotes on John Frusciante page are actually funny, because he often stutters and doesn't know what he's talking about. If someone's really interested, they'll understand. I am actually running a real (not a parody) site for him and I thought it would make sense to everyone who's watched newer RHCP DVDs.

As for trivia, someone else wrote it. All the Jesus bits were written by the person who originally wrote the article. I am sure that a good article can be made COMBINING what we both wrote. I agree that trivia sucked and should be rewritten, but the quotes are funny.

However, I wrote the Future part, which you obviously liked. And I loved your part about solo career, I deleted it because I didn't read and I thought someone put the Jesus crap there again. I also wrote the beginning, for which you see you had nothing bad to say.

Also, Anthony's Kiedis, not "Keidis". And the Chad Smith quote was probably related to the Chad Smith article where fairies are mentioned.

Can we talk? --NotReallyMe 15:26, 26 July 2007 (UTC)


  • Ok, I'm a new user and I want to make a deal with you. Both of us should get the GSAH article deleted ASAP, which will help you and me. On the other side, I was wondering if I could put at least 10-15 stalkers and quotes back to the Hikari page. Looks like some people went a little too crazy with the stalkers thing, but I can maintain it, as if an IP tries to add more stalkers, you or I will just erase the new ones. If this doesn't sound appealling to you, I'm sorry for bothering you.... I'm just a new user. So, what's up with the Emperor Palpatine thing, I mean I'm a Star Wars Fan and I'm Catholic, but I'm not offended. Anyways, what do you think? I just thought of it so all of us, Uncyclopedians can have a good laugh. See ya! --Ineedaname

18:18, 30 July 2007 (UTC)

  • Exactly, that GSAH article is one thing, crap. Well, for lists, you should see Bill Clinton, there's a huge list of people he had sex with. So, a list with ten people would be too much and some quotes on the Hikari page? Well, yeah, Emperor Palpatine has too many pictures you have a point there, but when somebody well, put a stalker name, there should at least be a relation to the character and why the person stalks Hikari, right? Well, if I can find decent reasons, I'll only put ten people, then everybody can be happy. --Ineedaname

07:35, 31 July 2007 (UTC)

Funny bit in HSM article.

Hey, I saw you deleted some bits off the article on high school musical, among them a bit placed by myself about how the song "we're all in this together" sound pretty communist. May I ask why? I though it was somewhat humorous, but I'm open to opinion so please give me yours. R. Daneel Olivaw 01:08, 31 July 2007 (UTC)

OK, I'll add it back again, but if anybody shoiuld remove it once more I'll just leave it as is. R. Daneel Olivaw 16:06, 31 July 2007 (UTC) P.S.: Those other things you removed did seem pretty idiotic, especially the huge caps title.

Now ok.

What may not seem "Funny" To you could be he funniest damn thing to other people. You shoulden't remove things just because it wasen't funny to your standerds. I don't remove things. I just add on to what i think may be funny to people

You're doing a lot of stuff around here, actually

A lot more than I noticed before. Consider my cookie upgraded to a purple spleen. Congrats.



Thank You

  • Thank you for putting up the GSAH crap up for deletion, that article was BS, if you know what I mean. Anyways, I'll just put like ten stalkers under trivia and add quotes, it's not that much of a deal, I mean we didn't really need that article. Thank you though. --Ineedaname

18:35, 2 August 2007 (UTC)

  • Oops, I just put a few stalkers on the list.. Sorry... And I just put up some quotes, I'm not sure if you and Digimon are Ok with that. Sorry! I didn't know that. I'll go see if Digimon will be cool with that. And I'll tell him about the crappy GSAH article so he'll vote to delete it. I couldn't control myself on adding quotes and stalkers sorry!!--Ineedaname

18:54, 2 August 2007 (UTC)

  • THANK YOU!!! Oh, and I just told Digimon about all that stuff. He might talk to you so I'll just go tell him the article got deleted. --Ineedaname

19:01, 2 August 2007 (UTC)

Jerry Falwell

I see you've already left a comment on Jerry's talk page, but while you were away, a Declaration of Gratification has been written there! Care to sign? --Ye Olde Luke 03:14, 3 August 2007 (UTC)


For making me laugh with your edit summaries. Quality.

Newcookie Codeine has awarded you a cookie!
Now go play in traffic.

-- Sir Codeine K·H·P·B·M·N·C·U·Bu. · (Harangue) 01:21, 9 August 2007 (UTC)


Now go play in traffic, AND WHO THE FUCK IS JENNY GAFRON?

- RougethebatAdmiral Enzo Aquarius-Dial the Gate SonicLivesPicture 23:01, 10 August 2007 (UTC)

Glad you like it!

Glad you like the Samurai Jack article! Sorry you didn't like the quotes, but I suppose it's no big deal on the account I only stuck them there to keep the pic from messing up the prettiness. :)

Ah well. No matter. :3 It's all good. Thanks! -- Hanyouman 16:10, 14 August 2007 (UTC)


it would do well to understand that the pun wasn't supposed to be terribly witty, more a take on stupid fans who think it is.

at least give me props for spelling 'whore' correctly.


Man in the Ceiling 22:45, 14 August 2007 (UTC)

Piss Off

Yeah, pissin me off.

Operation: Horizon - Engaged

- RougethebatAdmiral Enzo Aquarius-Dial the Gate SonicLivesPicture 14:55, 18 August 2007 (UTC)

Cargo cult quote deleting

As I said on the Non-Huffable Kitten page. You are apparently on a crusade against these quotes and don't even consider whether they actually are funny variations (or if you do, you are probably so prejudiced that you lose your sense of humor). Hell, I even agree that many quotes aren't funny - but that one was. But not really worth arguing about... Orangeones 19:29, 18 August 2007 (UTC)

And btw, if there already is a discussion on the talk page, at least put an argument there before you revert. "Wrong" usually isn't considered an argument. Orangeones 19:45, 18 August 2007 (UTC)


Referring To The Non-Huffable Kitten Page
So, what is your problem? What is your problem with quotes and Chuck Norris? Are you going to remove his name from every page that exists? And then are you going to blank the Chuck Norris page out? And why do you keep removing that Steve Balmer quote? You are the only one who wants to get rid of it. --Ratmaster 19:36, 18 August 2007 (UTC)

Well I wouldn't have posted this if you had added more sensible explanations instead of "Wrong" and "Not Funny" and the fact that you had directly put that you are set out to remove all traces of the people. --Ratmaster 20:54, 18 August 2007 (UTC)

It seems you need a reminder.

Rule number two of Uncyclopedia reads "Don't be a dick," in the event that you've forgotten. I appreciate your work with cleaning up Uncyc. This does not mean that you are entitled to insult people in edit summaries. It's getting to the point where I'm getting really irritated by it--we aren't trying to scare everyone off.

Also, we seem to have received a complaint about you here. If you'd like to reply to it, go right ahead. —Hinoa talk.kun 01:20, 19 August 2007 (UTC)

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It seems you've had trouble with other users in the past. Listen, Roman Dog Bird, I can appreciate that you don't appreciate most memes on uncyclopedia (or the internets, for that) like chuck norris, captain obvious, etc. and I can agree that those particular jokes get tired fast. However, there is something you have to realize: that is kind of what uncyclopedia is all about. Throwing reality in the face of all who uphold it in favor of internet jokes, outrageous satire and other stuff. :) Now, if I'm not funny in edits I am attempting, by all means tell me. Just don't be a dick about it, and actually help to make the page better. I've been too lazy to actually register here and I still know some courtesy and restraint given how silly this site is. I don't want to antagonize you or start an Internet war or anything, but you have to chill out a bit with Uncyclopedia, man, and stop acting like such a...Wikipedian. :P74.225.143.98 23:35, 25 August 2007 (UTC)


You surprised me again (yeah, you deleted some of my stuff once, but I readded it with your consent). I put a quote on an article and 1 minute later you delete it. I got no objections except for the unnecessary "stfu n00b". Ah well, it's all in good humor... But damn, you're fast. But what exactly do you have against Russian Reversal? Or had somebody already added that quote before... R. Daneel Olivaw (Gaia - Foundation) 03:06, 29 August 2007 (UTC)

Oh, and I'll readd it since it is funny. I did notice you delete lots of idiotic things some morons come up with in their sleep, but a Russian Reversal quote is just priceless. I'll wait till you have a say in this till I revert your edit though. R. Daneel Olivaw (Gaia - Foundation) 03:11, 29 August 2007 (UTC)

Oh, now I get it... Russian Reversal pissed you off lol. Ok, I'll definitely readd it now (got bored and read your user page). R. Daneel Olivaw (Gaia - Foundation) 03:16, 29 August 2007 (UTC)

Ok then, I WON'T readd it then. I get it, you hate Russian Reersal since it's too worn out. In some articles, I agree. I still think the stfu n00b was potentially humiliating... lol. R. Daneel Olivaw (Gaia - Foundation) 03:19, 29 August 2007 (UTC)

Sonic Youth

I see that you and I seem to be the main editors of the sonic youth page- drop me a line sometime, won't you? --Danny Himself 14:41, 4 September 2007 (UTC)


...for adding the link on the guitar Pee Review! >.< I'm a bit knackered and forgot.

Cheers! sleepygamer 01:28, 8 September 2007 (UTC)


You're there. --Littleboyonly TKFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK Oldmanonly 20:27, 10 September 2007 (UTC)


Kakashi Reinn 06:02, 12 September 2007 (UTC)


...for all your edits and stuff to Guitar! How did you like my rewrite, btw?


Newcookie sleepygamer has awarded you a cookie!
Now go play in traffic.

O.o I must've left that there when I was trying to figure out how to make a custom sig. Didn't work though. I suck at coding.

Anyway! Enjoy tar cookeh! sleepygamer 07:09, 13 September 2007 (UTC)

To tell you the truth, I care not about Pokemon

Apparently, I care not about Pokemon. I used to watch it when I was younger (around 7-8), but not anymore (nature, you grow out of it). Also, according to this crap Pokemon and many other anime is strictly edited and censored. I mean, the show can't even reference death or some sexual or homosexuality jokes in it (and i know like there are 3-5 episodes banned, one involving someone pointing a pistol point-blank range at Ash, i don't find that to be shocking). No mention editing that is unneccessary like replacing rice balls with hoagies. I purposely reference rape, homosexuality, and drugs as a joke on how the japanese Pokemon anime can reference this while the english Pokemon anime can't .

I'm just saying to make sure you don't think of me as a pokemon fan who doesn't have a life. I even have an account on Guildwiki and Guild Wars Guru for guild wars (an mmorpg game you don't caare about).--Dark Paladin X 22:09, 13 September 2007 (UTC)

Random Stuff

Nobody likes a crtic, get a life you cyber nerd.

Hmm, I think the only option for me is suicide. Thanks! --Aljolson Hi, hey! I'M A MOTERFUCKING NIGGER BITCH LOVER Aljolson 19:07, 17 September 2007 (UTC)

Web 4.0

Hello Roman, i am the author of web 4.0, and i recently saw your vote for deletion on the vfd page. I am not sying that your vote is not valid, i am just looking for pointers on revising the article to get it off the vfd list! thanks --Astrofreak92 21:23, 18 September 2007 (UTC)

Ok, thanks for the tips! i will try to get to it by this weekend.


Hey thanks for helping the Buster Keaton article! I can't believe he got rid of all those pictures!--Dr. Fenwick 20:43, 20 September 2007 (UTC)


Hey Mr. "No one Cares!" Just new here and just ya know, chillin. By the way.....

This has been the saddist day of my life. Yesterday, I limboed toward the knife. And I wonderd "Should I do it." But then later I said "awww screw it!' and then i


Because i felt like I was going to die, so I just


Because the jocks made me criiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii yah

So I did it anyway And this sad and simple day went all a freakin way but what can i say?



Because I felt like I was going to die, so I just


Because the jockes made me criiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii yah

--Lassie Got Skills 00:26, 27 September 2007 (UTC)

Your Vote Matters

User:Doovad/RA VFH

Thanks for the vote! Your vote means nothing everything to me! --User:Doovad/sig 02:47, 30 September 2007 (UTC)

Me sucky five dolla



Flours A Bunch of Flours!
For de-vandalising my userpage
Many thanks!


I was just removing Honest Guv's template from Mordillo's page and giving him a bit of friendly advice re. what happens to people who feck about with other people's userpages when he hit mine. I dunno - you try to help some people but they're just beyond hope, eh? Anyway, many thanks for de-idiotising mine! :) RabbiTechno 19:02, 7 October 2007 (UTC)

Also, thanks for fixin my page up as well, Mr. Dog Bird. You're really on the ball today, huh? P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon Baloon(Tick Tock) (Contribs) 19:15, Oct 7
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