User:Roman Dog Bird
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"Guildensterneindinsinern is living, breathing, bearded proof that Uncyclopedia is failing."
“This website has got to go. It has gone too far.”
“Can i just say that who ever is doing this shit , could you please get a life ; i mean realli it just shows how jealous you are of his sucess. yes he might be a smelly , self centered ass hole but that is no reason to make this stupid page about him. can i also say that i was in LA and i have met him and he is realli hairy and quite ugly , very unhygenic and quite iggnorant ! but you can not call him gay or a FAGGOT because he currenyely has moved in with a girl was was going out with Kirsten Stewart (Ugly bitch )”
“Dicks. Also nigger breath. Niggers arent allowed to be in bands because they steal all the equipment while the band is fucking their hos in some motel. Also cocks.”
~ 207.236.63.2 on Cream?
"BIRD DOG, IF U READ THIS, I JUST WANT U 2 NO THAT UR AN INCONCIDERAT ASSHOLE AND U NEED TO GO TO HELL, I NO U READ THE OBAMJUANA ARTICAL BEFORE U KILLED IT, AND AS SUCH, I HOPE U GO PLUCKING OBAMAS WHOLE GARDEN OF WEED! AND I HOPES HE VIDEO-TAPES IT JUST SO I CAN SEE U GO FROM 1 HUGE FAT-ASS BASTARD TO 100,000,000 MINI-ROMAN-BIRD-DOGS-BASTARDS! I FUCKING HATE U AND U NEED TO GO TO HELL AND STAY THAR FOR THE REST OF ETERNITY!
THAT OBAMJUANA ARTICLE WAS MY VERY FIRST UNSYCLOPEDIA ARTICLE, IT WAS UNFINNISHED, AND I HAD LIKE 100 OTHER IDEAS FOR IT!!! AND IF I EVER FIND OUT HOW TO DO SO, I WILL GO ON ONE OF UR ARTICLES AND DELETE IT, THEN, ILL DELETE ALL OF THE OTHERS!
AND, HEY, WHY DID YOU SAY "LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL WAT A FUNNEE CONCEPT" RIGHT BEFORE DELETING ME? I MEAN, IF U LIKE IT WHY DELETE IT? UR AN ASSHOLE AND I THINK I NO Y U DELETED IT, SO U COULD COPY-PASTE, PUT IT IN A BRAND-NEW LOG, AND TAKE CREDIT FOR IT, AND IF I FIND THIS TO BE TRUE I WILL SUE YOUR ASS! NO KIDDING GGOO TTOO HHEELLLL!!!!!!!!!!!!!'"
Worsk in Porgress (all are expected to be finished by February 13th, 2034, help would be appreciated)
- Hang the Pope - It is a love song so devine.
- Neil Hamburger - America's youngest comedian!
- Zip Code Rapists - Family entertainment on a whole new level!
- The Golding Institute - Making your future a better tomorrow.
- The Bee Gees - Australias' greatest gift!
- Amarillo Records - Music from days gone-by.
- Andrew Dice Clay - Remember him? I fucked him.
