User:Roman Dog Bird
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“What's the difference between Jesus Christ and Tom Cruise? Well, Tom Cruise actually got to fuck Nicole Kidman, all Jesus did was jack off onto her tits!”
~ Neil Hamburger
"Really, RDB is my #1 pick for this, and richly deserves to have a hate group on Facebook (if not several dozen by now). :)"
“bitch fuck shit shit shit cunt cunt cunt whore this guy is the biggest asshole ever and i hate him and i'm gonna jerk off and cum all over him without being grossed out and then i will shit all over him this is very useless and yet fun bitch fuck shit shit shit cunt cunt cunt whore”
~ Captain Benjamin L. Sisko (on my Wikipedia talk page)
Roman Dog Bird, the self-proclaimed "Adolf Hitler of his generation" [1], was born out of wedlock. At the mere age of 0.6 weeks, he formed the band "Failure" with some other kids, but they broke up within minutes, since they had no talent.
For more information on this beautiful specimen, go here.
I am not a writer. I just hang out and act like a dumb shit. That's about it.
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Uncyclopedian of the Month August 2008
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| Whirling Ninjastar of Vigilance! I award you this ninjastar for cleaning up uncyclopedia, one shitty, IP-driven edit at a time! Well, this is mostly for constantly beating me to reverting bad stuff on Star Wars, but I stand by my reasoning! –TheLedBalloon
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| Whirling Ninjastar Of Vigilance Hey RDB, thanks muchly for reverting and banning that fail going after my articles while I was off doing school stuff/playing hockey. Cheers! –TheLedBalloon
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- ↑ Due to his failure as an artist
