User:Romaioktonos/Axis of Good
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Axis of Good is the counterpart of the Axis of Evil, although it isn't really an axis, since it is just the negative side of the Axis of Evil. The Axis of Good is the product of Megas Alexandros' attempt to establish the Brotherhood of Men, for most of the founding members are Hellenic.
- Megas Alexandros- Retired from the position after the vocal chords wore out. Formerly the Leader of the Axis of Good.
- Pyrrhos Aiakides- The current leader of the Axis of Good
- Seleukos I Nikator- The vice president, assassinated by an Axis of Evil Spy Ptolemaios Keraunos
- Ptolemaios I Soter- Removed due to constant hangovers
- Hephaistion- KIA in Battle of Gaugamela
- Perdikkas- KIA in the First Diadochoi War
- Antigonos Doson- Removed when ostracized by Anaximandros of Pella
- Chandragupta Maurya- Invited by Seleukos I Nikator. Removed after dying of natural cause.
- John Maynard Keynes
- Franklin Delano Roosevelt
- Ainesidemos- Resigned due to boredom
- Osama bin Laden- He only pretends to be in the Axis of Evil, serves as a double agent
- Ralph Nader
- Karl Marx-Expelled for atheism, readmitted after converting to Protestant
- Nancy Pelosi-Expelled after the status as a double agent was found
- Theophanes Gkekas- The first of the two Greek Soccer Representatives
- Georgios A. Papandreou
- Thomas Hobbes- Accepted Postmortem