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Sans eyes

Watching, always watching

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A splash of dash,
A rash of smash,
A sprinkling of pure genius,

A love of life,
A dove in strife,
Bewildered thoughts most heinous.

A crime in time,
A dime of grime,
An engineer in weakness,

A knight of sight,
A sprite of plight,
A future facing bleakness.

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